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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 11 — Issue 19 — September 13, 2011
Published every other Tuesday


Greetings, one and all!   Hope your day is as peaceful as mine, wherever you are on the planet.   As I write this, there is a delightful late summer breeze wafting through the room from west to east, and I hear the faint tinkling of the colorful little wind chimes hanging outside the door.   The grass has just been mown, and so there is that fresh scent in the air. The thermometer reads 85 degrees, but there is no need for air conditioning today.   It is altogether pleasant as I count my blessings, and I pray that you count your own as you read this issue. :-)

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If my people, which are called by my name,
shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek
my face, and turn from their wicked ways,
then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive
their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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Found in my mother's school days autograph book:

"When the golden sun is sinking and the road no more you trod,
may your name in gold be written in the autograph of God."

—Jean Goldsberry 1-14-35



A Healthier You


Just a little tidbit today:

Did you know ... if you are trying to get rid of belly fat, you should not do crunches or use any kind of exercise equipment that builds stomach muscles? Why? Because if you build your stomach muscles, you will not be burning belly fat, but you will be just pushing the fat out even more?





Here is a simple but powerful rule: Always give
people more than what they expect to get.

—Nelson Boswell



Feature Article


To Thine Own Self Be True

Who said that ... Shakespeare?

Whoever it was was right on target. As I was writing today's welcome message, this came home to me over and over.

Whatever you choose to do, if you have to compromise your principles and values, it becomes a drudge.

Since you spend such a large chunk of your time five or six days a week performing the work you've chosen to do, it only makes good sense to do it to the best of your ability—and in a manner compatible with your personal values and ideals. To do otherwise will eat away at you, eventually.

There's a neat little book by Cheryl Richardson, entitled "Take Time for Your Life." It talks about really taking a look at what's draining your energy and sapping your strength so that you have nothing left for the things you need and want to do (your life!).

Many years ago Thoreau got it right, too, when he said, "Simplify, simplify."

I can remember a time when everyone gathered at home to eat dinner every evening—and then, would you believe it ... they actually sat on their front porches (every house had one, it seemed) and visited with each other and with their neighbors. Ah, the serenity of it all ... gone with the wind.

Recently, I heard of a family who'd had enough. They were all scurrying busily around all the time. Every day there were different things that "had" to be done ... chauffeuring the kids to various ball games, dance lessons, swimming lessons, bowling leagues, etc., etc., ad nauseum. Well, one day they just decided to "drop out."

They took the kids out of all those things. They quit their bowling league. They started eating a real meal every day, prepared at home. And after that meal, no one sat down to be mesmerized by television. No, that was unplugged. Instead, the rest of the evening was family time, and they began the process of "rediscovering" each other.

They played games, worked puzzles, exchanged ideas, got involved in creative projects that they could do together, and really got to know each other.

Know what?

The TV is still unplugged, and they're happier than they've ever been. (At least, this is what I've heard, because I don't know them personally.)

As for me, I would wager that none of their kids ever stray very far to get into trouble either ... wouldn't you think?

So, onwards and upwards to better things ... and more time for you ... and your life!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Question — Which of these disciples did Jesus take with him into Gethsemane?

a — Thaddaeus
b — Matthew
c — James
d — Nicodemus

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Good management consists in showing average people
how to do the work of superior people.

—John D. Rockefeller



Today's Chuckle


Better Check to see if it's Your Anniversary!

Bob was in trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ticked off. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds, and it had better be there!"

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.





Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find
somebody's hand and squeeze it…while there's still time.

—Dale Dauten



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Lately, there seems to be some confusion between the use of "exalt" and "exult."

Very simply, exalt (with an "a") is used to raise or elevate. (Notice the long "a" sound in those two words.

Exult (with a "u") is used to express or feel jubilance. (Notice the "u" sound in that word.)

I hope these little tricks help you remember the difference. :-)

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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

—Leo Tolstoy



Guest Article



Yonge-Dundas Smackdown
by David Menzies

This was first posted on Tuesday, August 02, 2011 and needs to be read by all who value freedom and police protection from the growing evil of Islamic terrorists.

The headline: Punched in the Face, but Fat Chance Charges Will be Laid

What constitutes a physical assault in Toronto these days?

This would appear to be straightforward. If, for example, one individual punches another, surely that’s assault. Especially if the punch in question was witnessed. And photographed.

But as I learned firsthand on Sunday, a fist in the face doesn’t necessarily constitute assault in our increasingly culturally sensitive Toronto.

The details: I was at Yonge-Dundas Square with my nine-year-old son. We ate pizza. We drank bubble tea. And I used my new Canon camera to take photos of this neon shrine.

Suddenly, a woman wearing a hijab ran toward me. She was part of a group that included two women wearing full face-covering burkas. She was screaming: "We are Muslim! You do not take pictures of us!" (Odd. I can't find the "no photos" rule in the Qur’an.)

I informed the lady I was in a public square in a democracy. I can actually take pictures of whomever I please.

And then: Ka-pow! Her fist collided with my face. Worse, she almost knocked my new camera from my hands.

My son and I were then surrounded by a mob of about 20 people, many of whom were speaking Arabic. One kept demanding I surrender my camera to him.

It was surreal. Was I in Toronto—or Riyadh?

I spotted a group of bicycle-mounted police officers. I burst through the mob with my son and made a beeline towards them. I told a Toronto Police officer what had happened and I wanted to press assault charges.

Better yet, a man and a woman came forward as eyewitnesses.

The 50-something couple, originally from Syria, told the police they had observed the entire affair and my allegations were true. The couple said they understood Arabic and knew what the mob was saying.

Spidey Senses

Alas, my Spidey Senses started to tingle when I overheard the questions being asked of the witnesses. "Was it a closed-fist punch or an open hand? Was it the front or the back of the hand?"

Huh? Physical contact had been made. Why did severity matter?

After the officer took my statement, he went over to the offending woman. Another constable was inexplicably miffed I was (legally) taking photos in the first place. The irony: Just above our heads a Toronto Police Service sphere was videotaping the activities.

The officer interrogated the woman. She was still hysterical. Good. The constable would encounter firsthand what I had been forced to deal with earlier.

The cop walked back to me. No charges would be laid, he said, because he believed the woman’s story—namely, she was merely trying to knock the camera out of my hands.

Got that? Apparently, attempted property damage is OK. If a face gets in the way of a would-be vandalizing fist ... hey, accidents happen.

The Syrian eyewitnesses were speechless. I continued to plead my case.

Toronto Police cruisers are emblazoned with the slogan, "To serve and protect." But increasingly, the unofficial slogan seems closer to, "F.I.D.O." ("Forget It; Drive On.")

The fact we have Islamists living amongst us who despise western values isn’t news. But surely you can’t just sock someone in the mouth.

Well, apparently you can—as long as the intent of the aggressor was merely to inflict property damage.

World’s upside-down. Just thought you should know.

—Menzies is a freelance writer in Toronto.

See the original article at http://tinyurl.com/3dkk43m

©2011 — All rights reserved — The Toronto Sun is a member of the canoe network (http://www.canoe.ca/).

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Aim for service and success will follow.

—Albert Schweitzer





Answer to Bible trivia:

c — James
See Mark 14:33



Inspiration


How to Change the World

When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn’t change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn’t change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family.

Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.

—An Unknown Monk, c. 1100 a.d.




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