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Volume 2 - Issue 23XX - September 7, 2002
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CONTENTS:
Sponsor Ad
Guest Article
Today’s Chuckle
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera
DIVERTICULOSIS
The following is a testimonial from an individual stating what results HE has experienced. No medical claims are implied, and we are not saying that the products discussed will cure the problems you have.
(The foregoing statement is required by the US Government, which should not be a substitute for your ability and right to think for yourself and make your own decisions!)
In 1984, I was diagnosed as having diverticulosis throughout my colon and was sure the doctor told me at that time I also had several polyps but was "too sick at the time" for them to be removed. He told me they would need to be removed at some point as they would not just go away.
After hearing Jon Barron in May, 1999, talk about doing a colon cleanse and with Healing America introducing the Colon Activator and Colon Detox, my wife and I felt we should do this program. I already had diverticulosis, and my wife had lost three family members to cancer—a brother to colon cancer and her father to liver cancer. (We were told later that the liver is usually a secondary source, and the cancer probably had started in the colon.)
After her brother had been diagnosed with colon cancer, the oncologist told the other brother and sisters they should all be checked as soon as possible. My wife, therefore, already had a check-up scheduled for early June, so she was only able to do a couple of days of the detox before her check-up. But the doctor said her colon was "clean as a whistle."
I decided that I should also have a colon check-up, but didn't schedule mine until later in the year so I would have ample time to do the complete colon detox, maybe even twice. When the doctor came in after the procedure, he brought a picture of my colon showing only three small diverticula in one area of the colon and said he found no polyps at all. I feel there is a very good possibility that those three diverticula are now healed since I have done another detox since that time.
Thanks to Jon Barron's "Lessons from the Miracle Doctors" and Healing America for following this book so closely and offering these great products. My wife and I do not plan to become cancer statistics.
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GUEST ARTICLE
SOME WRITING TIPS IN WRITING FROM THE HEART
by Craig Lock
Author's Note: This article was largely based on a most inspiring book by Natalie Goldberg (Publisher Shambhala-Boston and London,
1986). I wholeheartedly agree with Natalie's sentiments
expressed in this work.
I think that there is no logical ABC way to becoming a writer.
Different things work for different people. No one's wrong
and right. Where to write? Write clearly and with great honesty.
READ AND TRUST. There is no security nor assurance that, because you wrote something good two months ago, you will do it again. Each time we begin, we wonder how we did it before. Each time is a new journey with no maps.
You may wish to handwrite, then type out your words on a
computer. I sometimes use tools, like talking into a tape recorder.
Commit yourself to the time period for writing. You can then increase it. Keep your hand moving. Don't cross out. Don't worry about spelling,
punctuation and grammar on your first draft. Lose control. Don't think. Don't get logical. Go for the jugular. If something comes up that is scary, just go for it—it is probably emotional. Incidentally, the word "inspiration" literally means breathing in God.
Remember: first thoughts have tremendous energy . . . so just GET THE WORDS DOWN and they will FLOW. Practice—writing is like running. The more you do it, the better and fitter you get. Practice whether you want to or not. Don't wait for inspiration—it WILL surely come. Feel free and write anything that comes into your head. Don't expect something "great" to "pop out" every time you sit down to write.
Simply, "peel away the layers of your consciousness, your heart." Continue to open and trust in your own voice, your intuition. Learn to trust yourself, your heart and not give in to the voice that wants to avoid writing. However, doing this takes continual practice and DISCPLINE (that "dreaded D-word")—to become an ingrained habit. Then write whatever is "running
through" you. Write whatever's running through your veins, then keep practicing . . . like a "pro." (That's a simile, btw!)
Hemingway wrote about Michigan while living in Paris. I write about South Africa, whilst living in New Zealand (not that I can compare myself to the great American writer, though my dear mother, Hazel, calls me "Hemingway"—"rather over the top, biased and doting, my dear mom"). Have a list of topics
to write about (don't end a sentence in a "preppie"—bad grammar, Craig). Jot them down (not the bad grammar). You can even notice material for writing in your daily life. Make a list:
Things like . . .
the quality of light coming in through the window . . .
or I remember when . . .
A visit to the laundromat
How you spend your morning
Streets that made an impression on you
Visualize a place you really love
My first memory, what is your first memory?
Describe a grandparent
Something you feel strongly about—a cause or mission
Leaving, divorce, your strong feelings after the death of a close friend, or the end of a relationship.
People you have loved (what a long list!)
Write about subjects like:
* swimming
* stars
* tales of physical endurance
* teachers you have had and how they encouraged you
* the most frightened you have been
* how you learnt about sex (WOW!)
* my first sexual experience (OH, NO!)
* the closest you felt to God or nature
* reading books that changed your life
* what motivates and inspires you?
N.B: Write only for yourself and no one else. Do big salaries mean security anyway? Always remember that writing takes continual practice. I write not only to impart knowledge, but also to learn and inform myself at the same time.
However, writing is hard work. Simply let go. Trust your creative imagination, and it will work for you and take you where you need to go. Trust in WHAT you love, continue to do it, and your passion will take you down the path you always desired. You will eventually have a deep security in doing what you want—what you LOVE to do. Is it your destiny, perhaps?
TRUST your own mind and the amazing powers of your creative imagination at all times . . . then you WILL be inspired by "God within each one of us."
What appears to be the end of the road
may simply be a bend in the road.
—Dr. Robert Schuller
A BIBLE RIDDLE
What is the shortest prayer in the
Bible?
ANSWER: "Lord, save me." As said by Peter when he started to sink after he had started walking on the water. Story in Matthew 14:22-33.
When you put a limit on what you will do, you have put a limit on what you can do.
—Charles Schwab
TODAY'S CHUCKLE
PRAYERS
Johnny was softly saying his night prayers kneeling
down, and his mother was beside him.
"Say your prayers louder, darling. I can't hear you."
said his mother.
"But I'm not talking to you" was the instant reply.
It's good to have an end to journey towards—but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
—Ursula K. LeGuin
You have to think anyway, so why not think big?—Donald Trump
INTERNET HINTS & TIPS
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When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was innocent.
When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun.
Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can say nothing about it.
—Anonymous
Another of Ben Franklin's prescriptions for morality:
"Frugality. Make no expense but to do good to others or
yourself—i.e., waste nothing."
GUEST ARTICLE
THE SECRET OF HITTING PEOPLE'S BUYING TRIGGER!
by
Grady Smith
It's a fact: You'll never make any real money online unless you
know how to pull someone's buying trigger.
Sure, you may be a whiz at bringing people to your site. Maybe
you're looking at 800 hits a day. But with that kind of traffic,
I pull in $864 daily. Why? Because I know how to make people pull
the trigger and buy.
So what's the secret?
1) You've Got To Know Your Audience
What does someone really want that visits your site and takes a
look at your product? Do they want to make money quick? Are they
on a budget, and want to do it with very little investment?
Knowing the specifics of your target is step one to hitting their
buying button.
2) You've Got To Prove You Can Give Them What They Want
Sure, you can say "I'll show you how to make money online," but
that sure doesn't pull my buying trigger.
But if I visited your site wanting to learn how to make money
online without much investment, and you said something like "I'll
show you how to make thousands each week without investing a
dime," I would become very interested. Specifics directed to your
target audience make the trigger finger itch.
3) You've Got To Create A Mental Picture
Can you tell me how life will be different after I purchase your
product? Can you make it descriptive and excite me?
Which of these works better at exciting you?
"Picture working from home with no boss, no deadlines, and great
money"!
Or . . .
"Imagine walking in my shoes.working from a laptop from anywhere
I like in my motor home. No one to tell me I have to go to work
when I don't feel up to it. A couple of hours of simple, pleasing
work that I really enjoy and tons of free time. The option to
stay up late, watch game 7 of the World Series, and then sleeping
in until whenever. That's the true freedom of working from home"!
Which excites you more?
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After living a "decent" life, my time on earth came to an end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.
The doors opened, and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent
who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.
I sat down and looked to my left and there sat my lawyer, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed familiar to me.
The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as he moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As he took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."
The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell."
He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I had stolen, and in the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life, and the
more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own lawyer, as the devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.
As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at my representative who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all. I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life— couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I've done?
Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all that I have charged, and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."
When it was his turn, my lawyer first asked if he might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned him to come forward.
As he got up and started walking, I was able to see him in his full splendor and majesty. I realized why he seemed so familiar. This was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior. He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi Dad," and then he turned to address the court.
"Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned—I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wages of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished."
Jesus took a deep breath and turned to his Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he has accepted me as his Savior, so he is mine."
My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the book of life, and no one can snatch him from me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."
As Jesus sat down, he quietly paused, looked at his Father and replied, "There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all."
The Judge lifted his mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from his lips . . .
"This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full. Case dismissed.
As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't give up, I'll win the next one."
I asked Jesus as he gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?"
Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that has come to me and asked me to represent them has received the same verdict as you, Paid in Full."
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