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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 25X - September 19, 2002
Regular issue published every Tuesday evening
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CONTENTS:
Sponsor Ad
Guest Article
Today’s Chuckle
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera
AGE-LESS EASES BODYWORK
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I have been going to Dr. Laura Chioppa for several years mainly for stiffness in my joints caused by arthritis (both rheumatoid and osteo). When I went in for my last appointment, she commented, "What have you done differently, your body is easier to work with than it has ever been! My reply to her was the only thing different was that I was taking AGE-less. She said keep it up and come back when you feel the need.
When [my wife] Myrna went in to see her the next day, she also commented to her about the change in my body. Dr. Laura has often joked that she needs an adjustment after working on me . . . guess that's not the case now.
—Dennis Deady, Canyon Lake TX
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GUEST ARTICLE
WHO SENDS OUT SPAM?
by Bob Osgoodby
There are a number of different groups of people who send out unsolicited commercial email, or, as it is called, spam. First, there are those who don't provide a real existing email address and use one that is forged. They're no dummies—they don't want a ton of complaints sent to them. They may also not provide a mechanism that someone can use to be removed from future mailings.
Every jurisdiction on the state level and country level should pass legislation similar to that which exists in Utah, that requires that their real email address is used and that there is a mechanism in place to be removed. Non-compliance fines should be severe.
The really bad guys use the address of someone else which is valid. The holder of that email address could indeed be in for a rocky road and even face the possibility that their ISP will shut them down. If this ever happens to you, and it will be obvious by the amount of "hate mail" you receive, immediately notify your ISP so they can takes steps to protect you.
Then there is the "poor soul" who isn't aware of the conventions of the web, joins an affiliate program, buys a disk with millions of names, and starts his own advertising campaign. These people are identifiable and will be shut down in a matter of hours. In the "school of hard knocks," they have learned their first lesson.
Most people who purchase web space from a provider are put on a web server with 254 other people. If any one of those people start spamming, it clogs the server and slows down the service for everyone else. In fact, many servers have a built-in "self protection mechanism," and if the number of returned emails (bounces) exceeds 500, it automatically shuts your account down. If people start complaining about the slowness of their service, the technician on duty will quickly identify who is causing the problem.
Now we come to the professional spammers. These people follow all the rules and send out bulk mail on the behalf of others. They use a legitimate email address and provide a method to "opt out" from receiving future emails from them. The fees they charge range from 2 cents to 5 cents for each email sent. Their lists are cleaned daily, and if they say they can deliver 100,000 impressions, they can. But, do the arithmetic—they will be receiving between $2,000 and $5,000 for a mailing of that size.
These "pros" have their own servers, don't go through the various ISPs, have their own dedicated high speed telecommunication links and servers, and are virtually "bullet proof" as far as being shut down.
Professional spamming is big business, and those who are involved have a lot of money tied up in equipment and ongoing costs. If national legislation is enacted similar to the "Utah Model," they will comply. Any attempt to stop them will likely result in failure. If they can't comply, their investment is so large, they would likely move out of the jurisdiction imposing the rules to someplace which is more lenient.
But let's think about the problem of spam a bit deeper. I'm sick to death with the porno ads—these people should not send me stuff I simply don't want to receive. They can send email to people who have agreed to receive it, but leave me alone, as well as all the kids who receive their garbage. Violators should be heavily penalized for sending this out to people who have stated they don't want it.
I also don't want to get ongoing ads for affiliate programs or for mortgage services I don't want or need. Give me an "opt-out" system that works and penalize those who don't follow the rules.
I really don't care if I receive legitimate offers from reputable companies, and I will most likely read them once this problem is brought under control.
What we need is a national "opt-out" list. The penalties should be severe for those who send email to someone who is on this list. The list should be available to anyone who wants it to ensure they will not send advertising to them. There should also be a clearinghouse where complaints could be sent for those violating the law.
But there should also be a mechanism to protect the innocents, such as publishers of newsletters. If I say something that someone doesn't like, they should not be allowed to report me for spamming. Any complaint received should require that a copy of what they received be included with their complaint. Face it—there are some people who simply react and make a complaint without following the "unsubscribe" options. There are others who simply forgot they requested something, and when they receive it, go "ballistic." And then there are the zealots who fire off a complaint about any email received that is not from a friend or family member.
Yes, Virginia, there are some people who are not the "sharpest knives in the drawer," and any legislation enacted should account for this. We need legislation like this, and if enacted, perhaps the Internet would truly be a more viable place to do business.
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Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base
and keep your foot on first.
—Frederick Wilcox
A BIBLE RIDDLE
How many female prophets are actually mentioned by their NAME in the Bible?
ANSWER: There are 6 prophetesses mentioned by name in the Bible:
NOTE: Isaiah 8:3 mentions the mother of one of Isaiah's sons, but her name is not mentioned. You can count or not count Jezebel, since she "called herself" a prophetess.
I never went to work, I always went to play.
—Willie Stargell, pro baseball
TODAY'S CHUCKLE
A WHALE OF A STORY
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Success is never the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
—Arnold Glasow
Passion persuades.
—Anita Roddick
INTERNET HINTS & TIPS
COUNT UP & DOWN
Use stopwatch functions to count up
and down—separately or together at once. Try it out!
A neat JavaScript example.
Achieving great success is like playing the violin solo in public and learning the instrument as you go along.
—Samuel Butler
Live all you can; it's a mistake not to.
—Henry James
GUEST ARTICLE
RUDENESS IS RAMPANT
by
Lydia Ramsey
Do you have the feeling that rudeness is rampant? Do you
believe that you are encountering more rude people on a daily
basis than ever before? And do you think that their rude
behaviors are worse than ever? This is one time when knowing
that you are right may not be a comfort.
A recent report published by Public Agenda revealed that
rudeness is rampant in America. Lack of respect and courtesy
is a serious problem according to 79% of people polled.
A majority of those asked believe that it is worse in recent years.
Minor disagreements that people would have walked away from
in the past now turn into face-to-face confrontations. The
kinds of behavior that respondents cited included everything
from cell phone usage in public places to the demise of such
words as "please" and "thank you."
The researchers in this study found that the memory of the
unpleasant experience lingers on and over time grows worse.
Many of the behaviors cited occur in the workplace
between employees and between employees and customers.
It stands to reason that rudeness is costing money. Do you have any idea what it is costing you or what you can do about it?
Make no assumptions. Don't take for granted that everyone was
listening when mother or grandmother gave the lessons on good
manners. Could be that mother never brought the subject up.
Someone has to take the responsibility for training and educating employees and staff regarding acceptable behavior. Not only does management have an obligation to model appropriate manners, it also has an obligation to address the subject head on.
Hoping that employees will have some sort of epiphany regarding their behavior is not a good response to the problem.
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
God Bless you!
I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way . . .
His love is always with you
His promises are true,
You know in all our struggles
He will see us through.
So when the road you're traveling on
Seems difficult at best
Take a moment, say a prayer
And God will do the rest.
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