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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 34X - November 21, 2002
Regular issue published every Tuesday


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—Josh Billings



CONTENTS:

Sponsor Ad
Guest Article
Today’s Chuckle
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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"The use of antioxidant supplements at a maintenance level may provide the ultimate defense against premature aging and a compromised immune system.

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GUEST ARTICLE


PRODUCTION-LINE CREATIVITY:
MAKE MORE $$$ IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME
by Angela Booth

Are you as productive and creative as you could be?

A few years ago I travelled up the north coast of New South Wales, Australia, and visited a client whose wife was a potter. She showed me around her large, well-lit studio.

I was envious.

Not because of the high-ceilinged work area. And not because of the location right in the middle of eucalyptus-scented old growth forest, with wallabies and wombats on the doorstep.

I was envious because of the pottery mugs, cups, vases, plates, bowls, platters, serving trays, and planters piled on long tables, stacked in deep shelves on the walls, and rising in columns on the timber floor.

Pottery in stippled blue, pottery with a white and yellow glaze. Brown shiny pottery. Pottery lushly painted with bush animals and parrots. Unglazed and unfired pottery.

Pottery everywhere.

This was one productive lady.

At the time I thought I was productive because I was turning out a thousand words a day. I thought I was writing a lot. But the pottery lady made me realize that I was having myself on.

I asked her how much she worked. "I don't think about it. I'm here whenever I have time. I suppose I work a couple of hours in the morning, and another couple in the afternoon. And if I have something I want to finish, I'll work at night as well."

I've been thinking about the potter on and off since I met her. Because her pottery wasn't art. Don't get me wrong, all her products were good. Serviceable. But only around ten per cent of her products were wonderful.

Ten percent . . . Which got me thinking. I had then, and still have, a real problem expecting perfection in my work.

The pottery lady was happy to make her pottery. And a percentage of it was wonderful. If she'd held back, and thought: "I can't make a coffee set with yellow glaze. It might not be good enough." How much would she have produced? How much excellent work?

So that's what the pottery lady taught me: Produce.

Just write (make pots, take photos, design, paint . . . ). Like Nike, Just Do It. Get over your mental blocks to creativity: perfectionism, negative beliefs, and expectations.

She also taught me about production-line creativity, because you can't make a pot in one day. You need time. Time to create it on the wheel, dry it, glaze it, fire it.

SECRETS TO PRODUCTION-LINE CREATIVITY

=> Multiple projects

You need lots of projects. Got an idea? Great! Start it.

The only thing is—keep a master list. I tend to be disorganized, and have notebooks I don't remember writing in and directories on my hard drives I don't remember creating. Keep a list.

=> A mix of short and long projects

You never know enough to write a book. But you can write a page. Tomorrow you write another page. Maybe next week you're hot and you write five pages in a morning.

No matter. If you're working on a long project do what you can when you can. It's lovely if inspiration strikes, and hard work when it doesn't, but keep at it anyway.

Do plenty of short projects too. You get a charge from completing a short piece that inspires you to work on your current long project.

=> Create anywhere

Take a notebook, or a tape recorder and camera. Snatch five minutes (even if it's in a restroom somewhere) and write, or sketch.

=> Collaborate

You need a creative buddy. Team up with someone else and collaborate on a project. Having a creative buddy teaches you things you didn't know about yourself and your work. And it's fun.

But make sure that it's a working relationship. Get the work done, and then you can socialize.

=> Take time out

When you work all the time you need breaks to recharge and refill the well. You'll have slow periods.

I have days where I only want to read, and I might read five books in three days. I let myself do it, because I know I need it—I need to have someone else's thoughts and images in my head for a while.

There you have it: production-line creativity. Happy creating!

©2002: Angela Booth

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Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. But
sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can.

—Vince Lombardi



 

A BIBLE RIDDLE

Can you find every place in the New Testament where a person was healed of fever?

ANSWER: There were three instances of fevers being healed in the New Testament.

1—Peter's mother-in-law was healed of fever by Jesus who touched her and rebuked the fever. See Matthew 8:14, Mark 1:30, and Luke 4:38.

2—The nobleman's son at Capernaum was healed by Jesus' spoken word even though Jesus was not near the boy. Jesus told the father to go, for his son was healed, and when the father got home he was told the boy's fever left the 7th hour—the very hour Jesus had spoken the word that his son was healed. John 4:52.

3—The father of Publius was healed through Paul on the island of Melita. Paul laid his hands upon him, the fever left and he was healed. Acts 28:8.





Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.

—Annie Besant




TODAY'S CHUCKLE


INTERESTING EXCERPTS FROM CHURCH BULLETINS

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Don't let worry kill you, the church can help.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."



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Education . . . has produced a vast population able to read
but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

—G. M. Trevelyan



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


ON THE SPOT

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"Count no day lost in which you waited your turn,
took only your share,
and sought advantage over no one."

—Robert Brault





"When one finds that he has no time,
he should know that it is the time to relax."

—Sydney Harris



GUEST ARTICLE



TOP TEN REASONS TO GET ORGANIZED
by Barbara Myers

1—Enjoy more time for yourself. You'll run your home and office more efficiently. You won't waste valuable time looking for things.

2—Save money. You'll plan better. You won't buy a second because you can't find the first.

3—Improve your health. You'll lower your stress. You'll have a cleaner work and home environment.

4—Make a better impression. Improve your status at work. Look pulled together with an organized wardrobe.

5—Improve your mental health. Feel a sense of peace. Experience an uncluttered mind.

6—Increase your self-confidence. "Yes, I have my act together!"

7—Eat better. Plan your meals and grocery shopping. Enjoy cooking in your organized kitchen.

8—Make more money. You'll do your job better and be more likely to get a promotion. Also see number four.

9—Have control over your surroundings. Know where everything is located. Take control of your time.

10—Be a better parent. You'll have more time for your kids.

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INSPIRATION


IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER
by Erma Bombeck
(written after she found out she was dying from cancer)

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the "good" living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day, because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner." There would have been more "I love you's." More "I'm sorry's."

But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute . . . look at it and really see it . . . live it and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff.

Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

Let's think about what God HAS blessed us with. And what we are doing each day to promote ourselves mentally, physically, and emotionally, as we have only one shot at this, and then it's gone.

I hope you all have a blessed day.




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