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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 37 - December 10, 2002
Published every Tuesday
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Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Marketing Mania
Internet Tips & Hints
Classifieds
Guest Article
Inspiration
Rest of the Classifieds
Etcetera
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My name is Katharine Morris (Kathie). I am 32, married,
and have one child, a one year old boy named Zachary.
We live in beautiful Maine. My husband, who is in the
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Station in Brunswick.
I like many things—I adore
music. I sing at karoke, and I play the violin. I love the
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I like writing poetry and short stories. I am a published poet
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FEATURE ARTICLE
GETTING PUMPED!
"Hype, hype, hype, and more hype," I thought as I found a seat at this weekend's motivational seminar. "It makes my backside tired." Not being a "morning person" anyway, I was still groggy from having forced myself to roll out for the fifty-mile trip on a dreary, rainy, foggy morning. To make matters worse, I'd overslept and gotten lost en route to the Radisson Hotel at the Cincinnati Airport.
"How in the world does anyone get this pumped this early in the morning?" was the only thing rolling around in my sluggish brain. I found myself a cup of liquid energy and waited for "something" to kick in. It took a little while, but it really is just about impossible to sit in a room full of happy, enthused, smiling, jacked up people and remain lethargic for very long. I guess that's what it's all about, after all.
Then the success stories began to filter into my brain and break my preoccupation barrier, and gradually, by degrees, the inflation process began. Enthusiasm began to rear its energetic head, and adrenalin began to rush through this sixty-year old body. Sometime before noon I had become infected with the spirit of it all, and by the time the meeting was over, I had been electrified—super-charged.
Called hubby on the way home and decided we would eat out. My husband, I discovered, had been electrified himself—he's naturally bubbly anyway—we reinforced each other, pumping away all through the meal, and we hardly noticed the food we ate.
We had to part for a short while to tend to other business, and around ten o'clock we decided to watch a couple of short videos on a new opportunity. And after that we put in the long video we'd been given, called "Time to Soar."
Wow! We couldn't turn it off, and by this time it was well after 1:30 in the morning. We just kept watching it—four riveting speakers—one after another. And no hype! It was pure meat, and we ate it all up! And then we stayed up until after five o'clock talking about it!
Talk about a day full of pumping! Is it any wonder we're "wired" today?
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We are all about helping people to realize the potential that's lying dormant in each and every one of us. We are about teaching, coaching, motivating, inspiring, mentoring, and sharing whatever we have with whoever is teachable, coachable, motivatable, inspirable, and mentorable (are there such words?). Notice the qualification in all that. We are NOT interested in helping anyone who is not UPBEAT. We don't want to have to pull anyone up out of their boots every day. That's not what we're about.
We are looking for people who have vision, motivation, and the drive and desire to better themselves and to succeed at whatever they envision doing. Your goal can be anything from achieving career objectives to freedom from debt to enhancing your lifestyle, or any of the myriad possibilities in between. Whatever your goals are, everyone's dream is to have the freedom to achieve them.
We would like to change the world one person at a time and help that person to do the same, kind of like one big chain of love and inspiration. My husband is a talker and a "people" person. I am more reserved and quiet, more content to talk and write online. He knows nothing about computers or being online and has no interest in it.
So if you have any ideas to share, or if you want to run something by us, or if you have just anything at all you'd like to discuss, just email me, and we'll go from there and try to help all we can.
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TODAY'S CHUCKLE
TEARS
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying
until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached
over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was
all it took to start my mother's tears flowing.
After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how
that tender gesture triggered her outburst.
"Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied, "but I
was just checking to see if he was still alive."
I am too blessed to be stressed!
TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON
Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.
This one concerns the misuse of "to" and "too." These two little words seem to give some people BIG problems.
"To" refers "to" something or tells one to go "to" someplace, going up "to" a point, reaching as far as, or it can indicate that something belongs "to" something, as in "This belt belongs to this dress."
"Too" can be used interchangeably with "also"-and it also can be used to indicate an excess of something, as in "too" much. It also means "in addition," such as, "He did that, too." Also, it can be used in place of "very," as in "That's not too likely to happen."
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MARKETING MANIA
HELP WANTED
Featuring Donna Sweat, weekly columnist, and publisher of
Dee's Helpful Info. and A Real Home Business Newsletter.
Hello, Friends
Articles are usually informative and helpful, and I betcha haven't seen one that asks for help . . . ehh? Not to mention from a publisher/editor of an ezine named
Dee's Helpful Info.
This publisher has published for 2+ years in text but wants desperately to go HTML.
So, in my hurried desire to do this, I played with my latest copy for 2 weeks and crossed my fingers and sent an issue in HTML.
Boy, was I surprised . . . It was ok . . . that's all. I received a ton of helpful feedback. Take a look:
1—Lines too long . . . like way out there........
2—Font not uniform—I had a few.
3—My articles were centered, and most could not read them . . . too hard on the eyes.
4—Forgot to bold the titles.
5—I had ads in boxes, and the box stretched way out there.
At least the links worked . . . !!
The point is, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it appears Dee needs more training in HTML MODE!!
Gosh . . . I have a zigzag sewing machine that sews straighter . . . LOL!
Can you help a needy publisher . . . any teachers out there??? Or refer someone? I will go back to text until I get a better concept of this crazy language called HTML!
What's the moral here? . . . We are all human, and publishers are no exception to the rule.
Education . . . has produced a vast population
able to read but unable to distinguish what is
worth reading. —G. M. Trevelyan
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Publish documents in PDF and the search engines such
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To publish documents in PDF (Portable Document Format)
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When the search is completed it is possible to see
that a PDF document is available for direct download.
It is marked with [PDF].
When the user clicks on the specific link a connection
will be made and the document will be available for
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The major advantage is that there is no need to go to
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A personal preference is to have a PDF document
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In doing research at the search engines it is really
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One of the problems associated with the documents
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The problem is not the search engine—the problem is
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"If I had my life to live over again,
I would try to make more mistakes next time . . .
I'd try not to be so damned perfect;
I'd relax more, I'd limber up,
I'd be sillier than I've been on this trip;
In fact, I know of very few things I'd take quite
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I'd be crazier . . . and I'd certainly be less-hygenic;
I'd take more chances . . . I'd take more trips . . .
I'd climb more mountains . . . I'd swim more rivers . . .
And I'd watch more sunsets;
I'd burn more gasoline,
I'd eat more ice cream—and fewer beans;
I'd have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones.
You see, I was one of those people who lived
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Oh, that doesn't mean I didn't have my moments,
But if I had it to do all over, I'd have more of those
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In fact, I'd try to have nothing but wonderful moments,
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I was one of those people who never went anywhere
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If I had my life to live all over again,
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I'd play hooky a lot more;
I'd ride more merry-go-rounds,
I'd pick more flowers,
I'd hug more children,
I'd tell more people that I loved them,
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