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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 2 - Issue 37X - December 12, 2002
Regular issue published every Tuesday


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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how
close they were to success when they gave up.

—Thomas A. Edison



CONTENTS:

Sponsor Ad
Guest Article
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckles
Classifieds
Internet Tips & Hints
Classifieds
Guest Article
Classifieds
Inspiration
Classifieds
Etcetera


NATURAL PROGESTERONE CREAM vs. PROVERA or ESTROGEN


As promised, I've temporarily suspended publishing personal testimonies in this slot to include a few excerpts from the amazing book that started it all, "Lessons From the Miracle Doctors," by Jon Barron.

"Supplementation with natural progesterone has NO known side effects. It is best used by the body when administered transdermally with a skin cream that contains approximately 500 milligrams per ounce of natural progesterone and offers the following potential health benefits:

* According to Dr. John R. Lee, the author of What Your Doctor May Not Tell You About Menopause, natural progesterone may significantly improve bone formation—by as much as 15%—35%. (Understand, this is unique to natural progesterone. Estrogen supplementation does not increase bone formation; it merely slows the rate of loss for a 5-year period around the time of menopause. And man-made progestin only mildly increases bone formation. If you are worried about osteoporosis, there is only one substance known that significantly improves bone formation—and that's natural progesterone.)

* Increased progesterone levels in the body may help to protect against endometrial cancer.

* They may also help protect against breast cancer.

* In addition, supplementation with natural progesterone can help relieve symptoms of PMS.

* Relieve symptoms of menopause.

* Normalize libido.

* Improve the body fat profile.

* Improve sleep patterns.

* And help relieve migraine headaches.

"The bottom line is that every woman living in the industrialized world should seriously consider supplementation with natural progesterone."

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GUEST ARTICLE


5 UNORTHODOX EMAIL SUBJECT TRICKS—500% MORE RESPONSES!
by S. Kumar

If your email subject line doesn't get read—nothing gets read!

And it is worse now!

**DoubleClick Q2 E-Mail Trends Report, published in September 2002, reveals that e-mail marketing click-through rates DROPPED in Quarter 2-2002 to 4.9% from 6.8% in Quarter 1-2002! These findings are based on 1.7 billion emails sent out by hundreds of clients. The report also reveals a bounce-back rate of 12.6%!—an all time HIGH in Quarter 2-2002.**

The writing on the wall is clear! Email marketing strategies have to be redefined and innovated.

And the FIRST STEP begins with the subject line! All the hard work that you have put up in setting up your email becomes useless if it is deleted.

The 5 different methods listed here will add a strong psychological punch to the subject line, which will increase the chances of your message getting opened!

These suggestions are based on research data and my own personal experience, where I get a click-through ratio of over 8%.

#1—Keep The Subject Line Short And Different:

The shorter the email subject line, the better. Add a little mystery to it. If possible, associate it with money.

For example: "John's $49.99 Refund!" The above subject line is what I use after my fifth follow up for upgrading my eBook to the deluxe version.

Inside the body of the message the first sentence is the exact "refund message" he will be getting if the customer chooses a refund after upgrading. I have been receiving a click-through ratio of about 7.5 to URL http://www.learnhomebusiness.com/upgradeglobal.htm.

#2—Innovative Personalization On The Subject Line:

Note the above subject line again! "John's $49.99 Refund!"

If the customer name is John, it is better to say "John's $49.99 Refund!" than to say "John, your $49.99 Refund."

This works best from your third follow up onwards. Or if your are giving something valuable like a FREE gift, you can use it on the first email. For example: "John's FREE Gift!"

#3—"RE" In Subject Line Is Very Important To People:

Is there a different way to use "RE"?

Consider these two examples:

The usual one: "Re: John, your income stream!" The one I use: "John -re: Your Income Stream!"

The second one is the one that I use to drive traffic to the 50%-commission affiliate program for all my 38 info products. Again I get a click-through ratio of 7.5% to the URL, http://www.learnhomebusiness.com/affiliate.htm.

#4—Use Quotation Marks In The Subject Line:

Using quotation marks in the subject line arrests a person's eyes on the subject line. For example: "John's $49.99 Refund!"

#5—People Like To Be Updated, Upgraded, and Remain Current:

Use the word "update" and "upgrade" intelligently in the subject line. For example: "John's important update. Open!"

Whenever I add a new affiliate program, an email with the above subject line goes out to my valuable customers. The response rate has been good enough—especially when I am inviting them to join under me at: http://www.learnhomebusiness.com/homebizoptions.htm.

*Additional Tip*

You can use the personalization suggestion given above even in your autoresponder. For example, if the personalization tag given to you by your autoresponder is < fname>, all you have to do is Insert:

"< fname>'s $49.99 Refund!—which will read as "John's $49.99 Refund!" (Watch " and 's)

I hope this article is of use to you. There are many more "email subject tricks" to be discussed, which I will be covering in a future article, as I have already stolen a major chunk of your valuable time!

©2002: S. Kumar

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Author of eBook: "Become A Global Homebusiness Pro . . . "
Download It FREE From
http://www.learnhomebusiness.com
Email: kumar@learnhomebusiness.com




Success is the ability to go
from one failure to another
with no loss of enthusiasm.

—Sir Winston Churchill



 

A BIBLE QUESTION

Do you know the meaning of the following words that describe God's character?

Omniscient—God is all knowing [the Father aspect]
Omnipotent—God is all powerful [the Son aspect]
Omnipresent—God is present in all places at all times [the Holy Ghost aspect]



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TODAY'S CHUCKLES


THOSE WONDERFUL KIDS . . .

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

-:'~*~':-,-:'~*~':-,-:'~*~':-,-:'~*~':-,-:'~*~':-,-:'~*~':-

As mom was preparing pancakes for her sons, Johnny, 5, and Alex, 3, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

The mom saw the opportunity to teach a moral lesson. She said, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake—I can wait.'"

Johnny quickly turned to his younger brother and said, "Okay, Alex, you be Jesus!"



I believe that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are, but
we are responsible for who we become.





I believe that no matter how good friends are,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while,
and you must forgive them for that.



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


HELLO & GOODBYE

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I believe that just because someone doesn't
love you the way you want him to doesn't mean
he doesn't love you with all he has.





I believe that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.



GUEST ARTICLE



GETTING SUBSCRIBERS FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER
IS AS SIMPLE AS THIS
by Emma Okafor

Having a newsletter is one thing, but how many subscribers do you have? Or are you okay with the number of subscribers you have? If you are not satisfied with the answer, then this article is for you. This article will show you how a simple approach did it for me, so now it's your turn.

A good way of achieving this is through writing an article for submission in newsletters and ezines. Let's say your article has been published in an ezine with 100,000 subscribers, and you have 1% success (1% readers click your tagline) and subscribe to your newsletter. It means you have 1,000 subscribers. What if you have a 10% success rate? That means 10,000 subscribers. For just an article that didn't cost you a dime!

Another way to build up a potential subscriber mailing list is with a drawing at a convention or trade show. You can have cards printed up for people to fill in their names and addresses. All attendees would be interested in the subject matter of your newsletter. You can place ads in trade magazines that cater to the topic you are pursuing.

Include the full details of your newsletter, or use a leader to get inquiries and send out details later. Build a direct mail piece that describes the benefits and features of your newsletter and pushes for subscription. You can offer a special FREE booklet to new subscribers or a discount. You may include a sample newsletter in the direct mail piece to show how worthwhile the publication is.

Pricing is always a tricky aspect of selling information. How much you price your newsletter at and still keep your subscribers matters. You need to research the market to find out who will buy subscriptions and how much they are willing to pay. But there are sound methods of testing the market, so you can be sure to come out ahead and establish yourself in the field. Frequency of your publication is also important. Although you may be able to prepare and publish a weekly newsletter, your subscribers may not be able to keep up with reading it and prefer a monthly subscription.

In addition to how often you publish your newsletter, there are a lot of factors to consider. The main factor is how fast you can produce a newsletter. Secondly, how long will it take you to research and write material for your newsletter?

Don't forget that a good mailing list should be used over and over. If you know you have a list of prime targets for you newsletter, don't stop with one mailing. Follow through with subsequent offers at certain intervals to catch those who couldn't decide the first time.

Follow these guidelines, and you will find your newsletter will be readily accepted and flourish. You can reap these profits. You can MAKE IT WORK!

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Above article by Emma Okafor, of Scientificmarketers — http://bizacumen.com/



INSPIRATION


================= AN INVITATION =================

You are cordially invited to

A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!

Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ

Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25, but He's always around, so the date is flexible . . .

Time: Whenever you're ready. (Please don't be late though, or you'll miss out on all the fun!)

Place: In your heart . . . He'll meet you there. (You'll hear Him knock.)

Attire: Come as you are . . . grubbies are okay. He'll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about new white robes and crowns for everyone who stays till the last.

Tickets: Admission is FREE. He's already paid for everyone . . . (He says you wouldn't have been able to afford it anyway . . . it cost Him everything He had. But you do need to accept the ticket!!

Refreshments: New wine, bread, and a far-out drink He calls "Living Water," followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world!

Gift Suggestions: Your life. He's one of those people who already has everything else. (He's very generous in return though. Just wait until you see what He has for you!)

Entertainment: Joy, Peace, Truth, Light, Life, Love, Real Happiness, Communion with God, Forgiveness, Miracles, Healing, Power, Eternity in Paradise, Contentment, and much more! (All "G" rated, so bring your family and friends.)

R.S.V.P.—Very Important! He must know ahead of time, so He can reserve a spot for you at the table. Also, He's keeping a list of His friends for future reference. He calls it the "Lamb's Book of Life."

Party being given by His kids (that's us!!)! Hope to see you there! For those of you whom I will see at the party, share this with someone today!




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