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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 3 - Issue 39 - May 10, 2003
Regular issue published every Tuesday


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10 Things Between You and A Great Life
by Kathy Gates

1 — Unfinished business:

Free yourself from the past by identifying and cleaning up your unfinished business. Call an end to whatever you started—a project, a diet, a feud, a commitment—by dumping it, delegating it, or doing it.

2 — Ignoring the Present:

Today is a result of all the Todays that came before it. A well lived present will naturally produce wonderful future. Save a dollar today, and you'll have a dollar tomorrow. Eat 500 calories fewer today, and you'll lose weight tomorrow. Only what you do today can affect tomorrow.

3 — No Priorities:

Never trade what you want at the moment, for what you want the most. If you just react to the next thing that gets your attention, you'll never have enough time for what is important. Don't schedule your time around your priorities. Schedule your priorities around your time.

4 — Betraying yourself:

Telling lies to yourself is the most hurtful form of disrespect. Write out the ways in which you have been untruthful to yourself, and how you can change that. "I will no longer pretend that what I put into my mouth doesn't matter." "I will no longer pretend that overspending my budget is okay."

5 — People Pleasing:

If you always say yes even when you want to say no, you will find yourself unhappily going through the motions of living, giving control of your time, energy, and spirit to anyone who asks for it. Free yourself by learning to quietly assert your boundaries.

6 — Accepting Energy Drainers:

Everyday crises and problems are not "just the way it is." Choose to put life on your schedule. Make a conscious choice to simplify your tasks, organize your environment, and set up your life to support how you want to live.

7 — Complaining Instead Of Asking:

You will get only as much as you ask for. Complaining is passive, not active. Choose to consciously educate people on what you need by making a request instead of complaining.

8 — Low Reserves:

Without reserves to back you up, you will make decisions based on your lack—lack of money, lack of time, lack of energy. And that will cause you to make mistakes, and miss opportunities. Systematically eliminate things from your life until you have a built-in reserve of time and money; then build from there.

9 — Hiding your weakness:

Let your weakness help you be more truthful. Educate people. "I'm really impatient; please let me know if I skip over something you don't understand." "I'm not good with secrets; please don't tell me anything that you don't want me to repeat."

10 — Wishing Instead of Planning:

Start! Do something! If you just sit around *wishing* that things would be better, it's not likely that they ever will be. As my mother used to say, "wish in one hand, pour peas in the other, see which fills up faster." Create a plan, and get into action.

©2002, Kathy Gates

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Kathy Gates, Professional Life Coach, believes that "Life Can Be Easy." She can help you create goals, overcome procrastination, organize your time and money, find your true passion, and learn to love the real you. Kathy is author of the Ebook, "7 Secrets to a Great Life," is a well known writer on the web, has an Ezine, and several Coaching Programs available. Visit http://www.reallifecoach.com, email Kathy@reallifecoach.com or call 480.998.5843 today!




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To all the mothers of the world and their children:
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The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, "A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you." And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage. Today, I have given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light." And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the mother said, "This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old, and she was little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And the mother said: "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."

And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her, but she is with us still. A mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence."

Your mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every teardrop. She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you . ... not time, not space . . . not even death!

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Inspiration


God's presence is here on earth. That is why we can experience such highs of joy—but they cannot last because, even though God's presence is everywhere, we have to be tuned in to His station. We must be on the same frequency.

And if we move too far away, we cannot bring Him in. We can search and search the dial, but unless we get on the same wave-length and tune in to His signal, we cannot hear His program. We have many other stations from which to choose.

But once we discover His frequency and stay close to His signal, His station comes in loud and clear.




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