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Your weekly collection of marketing tips, hints, and advice interspersed with humor, inspiration, and other goodies to spice things up a bit. It is offered for entrepreneurs, would-be entrepreneurs, and online marketers, who need guidance, tutoring, advice, mentoring, and inspiration.

The publisher’s philosophy is that most learn faster by taking small bites, rather than large gulps. Small bites are chewed more thoroughly, swallowed, and digested more readily. Keeping that in mind, many features will be solo items. That way, you will not be bombarded or overwhelmed.



Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 1 - Issue 40 - December 25, 2001
Published every Tuesday evening


Regretfully, I must start this issue with an apology for the extraordinary number of ads. But one of the little elves goofed up in a big way and queued more than twice the usual number for this issue. So we request your indulgence this once—after all, it's Christmas, and elves are busier than usual, right? So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!



In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001


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CONTENTS:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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SUBSCRIBER IN THE SPOTLIGHT


The first subscriber to submit his or her personal profile sharing with the rest of us all about who he/she is, background, family, location, interests, hobbies, goals, dreams, etc., will be spotlighted right here next issue—and yes, an email and/or URL may be included!

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Our Subscriber in the Spotlight this week is Sharon Dalton Williams.


Hi. My name is Sharon Dalton Williams, and I live in Laurel, Maryland, near Baltimore, Maryland, and Washington, DC, so I get to experience the best of both worlds, especially the Baltimore Orioles baseball team! I live with my husband, Frank, my two charming cats, Dusty and Brandee, and my elderly parents. Sometimes it's like living in a three-ring circus.

By day I work as a technical writer in the clinical research field. By night, I become *Sharon the One-Woman Business Owner.* I run a Christian ministry, publish four ezines, write books and articles, and operate an online Christian bookstore. All of this makes my schedule quite full. My computer has now become almost an appendage. I may have to have it surgically removed. (HA!)

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Nothing We Tried Brought Relief


... I first ordered Pain Away, from Barbi [Miller] at Nature’s Treasures. I was hoping to find something that would relieve the excruciating pain my Mom was suffering in her knees. She has arthritis and has a bone condition called Paget’s disease. Nothing we tried or the doctor prescribed, brought any relief from her constant pain.

As soon as the bottle came, I opened it and applied a couple of drops [of] it to my mother’s knees; all I can say is what you have, is a miracle in a bottle. My mother for the first time in many years was able to rest that night, without the pain keeping her awake. The next morning she was still not in pain. It amazes me how just two little drops can provide so much relief.

After seeing how it worked on my mother, I tried it myself for my carpal tunnel syndrome in my arms and hands. I work as a groomer and the years of repetitive movements at work have caused me to develop pain in my arms and hands. I applied a couple of drops of Pain Away to each arm before I went to work. I worked the whole day without any discomfort and my fingers did not go numb, as they had for years.

What is so incredible, is that the relief has continued, without me having to keep putting more on.

After the great results with the Pain Away, I bought the Colon Activator. My mother required laxatives to have a bowel movement. It took the combination of one prescription and two over the counter laxatives to work. She was totally dependent on them. When the laxatives would work was unpredictable, and when they did work, they caused diarrhea and made her totally miserable.

I started her on the Colon Activator and stopped the over the counter laxatives. Within a week she was off the prescription laxative, too. Now she has regular, normal bowel movements and does not need the harsh laxatives anymore. Even though I wasn’t having the problems my mother was having, I started on the Colon Activator myself, and I can honestly say it has made a difference in my bowel movements, and I feel better too.

I have been overweight all my life and have dieted for at least half of it. Diets just don’t work for me. My whole life has been a cycle of dieting, losing some weight, and then gaining it all back plus a few pounds more.

Last time I went to the doctor, I was totally embarrassed; I weighed more than the capacity of the scale. My doctor warned me I needed to lose weight and wrote me a prescription for an obesity drug I had tried before, with no success. I came home and ordered the Block and Burn; I was desperate. I used it according to the directions and drank lots of water.

I noticed I had more energy and I wasn’t hungry. I also noted, eventually, my clothes were fitting better, too. I was sure I had lost some weight, but my scales couldn’t weigh me either. Two months later when I took my mom to the doctor, I got up on the scales when the doctor’s assistant left the room. I kept checking the scales to make sure they were right. The scales showed I was thirty-two pounds below the limit, which means I lost more than thirty-two pounds! I am so happy!

My family is now on the baseline of health program. We are feeling better everyday and are a lot healthier. Thank you for your exceptional products.

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A BIBLE RIDDLE

Does the Bible EVER refer to someone pulling out one's beard or having someone else pulling out one's beard??

ANSWER: There is only ONE place in the Bible that talks about a man pulling his beard out. Ezra 9:3 "And when I heard this thing, I rent my garment and my mantle, and plucked off the hair of my head and of my beard, and sat down astonied."





 

Received this email recently from a dear friend:

Billy Graham's daughter was being interviewed on the Early Show, and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" And Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.

She said "I believe that God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government, and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman that He is, I believe that He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand that He leave us alone?"

I know there's been a lot of an email going around in regards to September 11, but this really makes you think. If you don't have time, at least skim through it, but the bottom line is something to think about ... in light of recent events ... terrorist attacka, school shootings, etc.

Let's see, I think it started when Madelyn Murray O'Hair (her murdered body was found recently) complained she didn't want any prayer in our schools, and we said okay. Then someone said you'd better not read the Bible in school ... the Bible that says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said okay.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave, because their little personalities would be warped, and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide), and we thought an expert should know what he's talking about, so we said okay.

Then someone said teachers and principals had better not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said that no faculty member had better touch the students when they misbehave, because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued. (There's big difference between disciplining and touching, beating, smacking, humiliating, kicking, etc.) And we said okay.

Then someone said to let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents. And we said okay.

Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys, and they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school. And we said okay.

Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs. And agreeing with them, we said it doesn't matter what anyone, including the President, does in private, as long as we have jobs and the economy is good.

And then someone said "Let's print magazines with pictures of nude women and call it wholesome, down-to-earth appreciation for the beauty of the female body." And we said okay.

And then someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and went further still by making them available on the Internet. And we said okay, they're entitled to their free speech.

And then the entertainment industry said "Let's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex. And let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes. And we "It's just entertainment, it has no adverse effect, and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead."

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out.

I think it has a great deal to do with "We reap what we sow." "Dear God: Why didn't you save the little girl killed in her classroom?" Sincerely, Concerned Student" ... AND THE REPLY: "Dear Concerned Student: I am not allowed in schools. Sincerely, God."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan who, by the way, also "believes" in God. Funny how we are quick to judge but not to be judged. Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail, and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar, and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and the workplace. Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing? Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list, because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. Are you thinking? Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not, then just discard it ... no one will know that you did. But, if you discard this thought process, then don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in!

God Bless America!




 

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FEATURE ARTICLE


I'd already written this week's feature article when I received the following from a dear friend. I just couldn't let Christmas pass without sharing it with you, dear readers. But this issue was already so long that I had no other place to put it. You can read what I write any old time, but this won't wait! What a heartwarming story!

About a week before Christmas the family bought a new nativity scene. The mother said, "Someone must have packed this wrong," counting out the figures. "We have one Joseph, one Mary, three wise men, three shepherds, two lambs, a donkey, a cow, an angel, and two babies. Oh, dear! I suppose some set down at the store is missing a Baby Jesus, because we have two."

"You two run back down to the store and tell the manager that we have an extra Jesus. Tell him to put a sign on the remaining boxes saying that if a set is missing a Baby Jesus, call 7126. Put on your warm coats, it's freezing cold out there."

The manager of the store copied down mother's message, and the next time they were in the store they saw the cardboard sign that read, "If you're missing Baby Jesus, call 7126."

All week long they waited for someone to call. Surely, they thought, someone was missing that important figurine.

Each time the phone rang mother would say, "I'll bet that's about Jesus," but it never was.

Father tried to explain there are thousands of these scattered over the country and the figurine could be missing from a set in Florida or Texas or California, that hose packing mistakes happen all the time. He suggested just putting the extra Jesus back in the box and forgetting about it.

"Put Baby Jesus back in the box? What a terrible thing to do," said the children. "Surely someone will call," mother said. "We'll just keep the two of them together in the manger until someone calls."

When no call had come by five o'clock on Christmas Eve, mother insisted that father just run down to the store to see if there were any sets left.

"You can see them right through the window over on the counter," she said. "If they are all gone, I'll know someone is bound to call tonight."

"Run down to the store?" father thundered. "It's fifteen below zero out there!"

"Oh, Daddy, we'll go with you," Tommy and Mary began to put on their coats. Father gave a long sigh and headed for the front closet. "I can't believe I'm doing this," he muttered.

Tommy and Mary ran ahead as father reluctantly walked out in the cold. Mary got to the store first and pressed her nose up to the store window.

"They're all gone, Daddy," she shouted. "Every set must be sold."

"Hooray," Tommy said. "The mystery will now be solved tonight!"

Father heard the news still a half block away and immediately turned on his heel and headed back home.

When they got back into the house they noticed that mother was gone, and so was the extra Baby Jesus figurine. "Someone must have called, and she went out to deliver the figurine," my father reasoned, pulling off his boots.

"You kids get ready for bed while I wrap mother's present."

Then the phone rang. Father yelled "answer the phone and tell 'em we found a home for Jesus." But it was mother calling with instructions for us to come to 205 Chestnut Street immediately, and bring three blankets, a box of cookies and some milk.

"Now what has she gotten us into?" my father groaned as we bundled up again. "205 Chestnut. Why, that's across town. Wrap that milk up good in the blankets, or it will turn to ice before we get there. Why can't we all just get on with Christmas? It's probably twenty below out there now. And the wind is picking up. Of all the crazy things to do on a night like this."

When they got to the house at 205 Chestnut Street. it was the darkest one on the block. Only one tiny light burned in the living room and, the moment we set foot on the porch steps, my mother opened the door and shouted, "They're here, Oh, thank God you got here, Ray! You kids take those blankets into the living room and wrap up the little ones on the couch. I'll take the milk and cookies."

"Would you mind telling me what is going on, Ethel?" my father asked. "We have just walked through below zero weather with the wind in our faces all the way."

"Never mind all that now," my mother interrupted. "There is no heat in this house. and this young mother is so upset she doesn't know what to do. Her husband walked out on her, and those poor little children will have a very bleak Christmas, so don't you complain. I told her you could fix that oil furnace in a jiffy.

My mother strode off to the kitchen to warm the milk, while my brother and I wrapped up the five little children who were huddled together on the couch. The children's mother explained to my father that her husband had run off, taking bedding, clothing, and almost every piece of furniture, but she had been doing all right until the furnace broke down.

"I been doin' washin' and ironin' for people and cleanin' the five and dime," she said. "I saw your number every day there, on those boxes on the counter. When the furnace went out, that number kept goin' through my mind. 7162. Said on the box that if a person was missin' Jesus, they should call you.

"That's how I knew you were good Christian people, willin' to help folks. I figured that maybe you would help me, too. So I stopped at the grocery store tonight, and I called your missus. I'm not missin' Jesus, mister, because I sure love the Lord.

"But I am missin' heat. I have no money to fix that furnace."

"Okay, okay," said father. "You've come to the right place. Now lets see. You've got a little oil burner over there in the dining room. Shouldn't be too hard to fix. Probably just a clogged flue. I'll look it over, see what it needs."

Mother came into the living room carrying a plate of cookies and warm milk. As she set the cups down on the coffee table, I noticed the figure of Baby Jesus lying in the center of the table. It was the only sign of Christmas in the house.

The children stared wide-eyed with wonder at the plate of cookies my mother set before them.

Father finally got the oil burner working but said "You need more oil. I'll make a few calls tonight and get some oil. Yes sir, you came to the right place," father grinned.

On the way home father did not complain about the cold weather and had barely set foot inside the door when he was on the phone.

"Ed, hey, how are ya, Ed? Yes, Merry Christmas to you, too. Say Ed, we have kind of an unusual situation here. I know you've got that pick-up truck. Do you still have some oil in that barrel on your truck? You do?"

By this time the rest of the family were pulling clothes out of their closets and toys off of their shelves. It was long after their bedtime when they were wrapping gifts.

The pickup came. On it were chairs, three lamps, blankets, and gifts. Even though it was thirty below by then, father let them ride along in the back of the truck.

No one ever did call about the missing figure in the nativity set, but as I grow older I realize that it wasn't a packing mistake at all.

Jesus saves, that's what He does.





Behind you is Infinite Power.
Before you is endless possibility.
Around you is unlimited opportunity.
Why should you fear?



TODAY'S CHUCKLE


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatics: Only one.
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten.
One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None.
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None.
Candles only.

Baptists: At least fifteen.
One to change the lightbulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Eight.
One to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

Mormons: Five.
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Methodists: Undetermined.
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved—you can be a lightbulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, September 23. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six.
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None.
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a lightbulb?




Like little wandering trails that stray
From off the road and make away
Beneath green leaves, and never say
What they are meaning—where they go—
But tempt me ever till I know—
So in yourself I am aware
Of trodden ways that vanish where
Yourself is secret—O beware!
My feet pursue you—I must go
Forever deeper till I know.



TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue.

Here's another instance of misusage that piques my dander!

"Peak" is usually a noun and refers to something pointed, as a beard, or a mountain summit, or a point of greatest development, value, height, or intensity.

"Peak" also can be a verb, as when referring to a given thing reaching its "peak," or highest point, we say that it is "peaking" or "peaked," as in the case of whipped cream.

Another use of "peak" is to refer to someone who looks pale and sickly as "peaked."

And "peak" can also be an adjective, as when we say that something has reached its "peak," or its highest point.

"Peek" can be a noun or a verb. As a verb, it means to glance at quickly or furtively, and as a noun, it is used as in to sneak a "peek" at something. You can usually keep "peak" and "peek" straight by remembering that "peek" can be used interchangeable with "peep" in most cases.

"Pique" can be a noun or a verb again. As a noun, it refers to resentment at wounded pride. As a verb, it refers to causing feelings of vexation, resentment, arousal, or provocation. An example would be that "it was an event that 'piqued' my curiosity."





The art of charm is mystic and elusive,
the subtle influence behind all vivid personalities.
The oldest art left in the world.



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


Having trouble reaching your destination on the Internet? Maybe your path on the information superhighway is experiencing a traffic congestion, or maybe it's the Internet weather.

If you are experiencing problems trying to reach a given site, then you can use the traceroute to determine where the problem lies, whether it's the site you are wanting to reach, which is experiencing heavy traffic, or it's your net host that is having such traffic problems or another router host that is causing the delay.

It's good to know about this before you send any email complaints to the site you were trying to reach, when in fact they are not the culprit.

http://www.resource-a-day.com/resources/checkstats.html





'Twas the night before Christmas; he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.

I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live.

I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.

No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, and on the wall pictures of far distant lands.

With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, sobering thoughts came to my mind.

For this house was different, so dark and so dreary, the home of a soldier, now I could see clearly.

The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home.

The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not how I pictured a United States soldier.

Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed?

I realized the families that I saw this night, owed their lives to these soldiers who were willing to fight.

Soon round the world, the children would play, and grown-ups would celebrate a bright Christmas day.

They all enjoyed freedom each month of the year, because of the soldiers, like the one lying here.

I couldn't help wonder how many lay alone, on a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home.

That very thought brought a tear to my eye, i dropped to my knees and started to cry.

The soldier awakened and I heard a rough voice. "Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice;

I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more, my life is my God, my country, my corps."

The soldier rolled over and soon drifted to sleep, I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.

I kept watch for hours, so silent and still, and we both shivered from the cold evening's chill.

I didn't want to leave on that cold, dark night, this guardian of honor so willing to fight.

Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure, whispered, "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas day, all is secure."

One look at my watch, and I knew he was right. "Merry Christmas, my friend, and to all a good night."

This poem was written by a Marine stationed in Okinawa Japan. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable. Please, would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? At Christmas some credit is due to our U.S. servicemen and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe and cause people to stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please do your small part to plant this small seed.





Youth is not a matter of years,
but of the spontaneous releasing of life.



GUEST ARTICLE


Why You're Better Off Creating a Free E-mail Workshop than a Free E-book
©2001 by Shery Ma Belle Arrieta

Today free e-books are a dime a dozen.

Too many people are creating free e-books that tell you the same thing. Worse, most of them are trying to sell you something or are just trying to make you click on their affiliate links so they can make money off you.

Most free e-books contain articles you've seen dozens of times on other websites or on popular article announcement lists.

And unless an e-book has something very unique and valuable to offer, it will be no different from the thousands of free e-books already available for download.

In a way, the novelty of free e-books has worn off.

More than year ago I was creating one free e-book after another. They were great give-aways, and they did drive traffic to my sites.

But that was a time when free e-books were not yet heavily used as viral marketing tools.

Sure, there were already hundreds of free e-books in circulation back then. However, take a look at the many e-zines and websites today. What's the most common thing they offer?

A free e-book.

Creating and offering free e-books is now too common.

Many will still continue to create free e-books, but most of these e-books won't have an edge anymore.

So while everyone else is creating free e-books left and right, take a different approach.

Create a free e-mail workshop, and let it distinguish your business, e-zine or website from the rest.

What's an e-mail workshop? It's a type of e-learning method. Instead of encompassing a wide area of study or learning, it is focused on a specific skill, and is aimed for a specific group of people.

Consider the advantages of creating an e-mail workshop instead of an e-book to promote yourself, your business, your e-zine, or your site:

- You don't need an e-book compiler in order to share information or knowledge with others.

- You don't need to buy the expensive Adobe Acrobat program to create e-mail workshops.

- Your target audience won't need to have certain programs installed in their computers before they can read your information in Acrobat Reader or MS Reader (IE 4.0 or higher for browser-dependent e-books). Present your information in e-mail workshop format—best if in plain text—and you're guaranteed they'll be able to read it straight from their e-mail clients.

- You don't need to set aside precious megabytes on your site to store your e-book.

- You don't need to worry about the amount of bandwidth that will be used up each time someone downloads your free e-book from your site.

- With an e-mail workshop, you'll be able to really track the people who took it. What does it matter if your tracker says 1,000 people downloaded your free e-book but you don't have a way to contact them? (And you won't ever know if they took up one of your paid offers in the future.) You have only numbers with free e-books. But what you really need are concrete leads—e-mail addresses—so you can spend most of your marketing efforts on people who are in your niche.

Create a free e-mail workshop instead of a free e-book, and you'll have something people will refer back to again and again. They'll only need to open their e-mail clients and click on your message.

And this is why you're better off creating a free e-mail workshop than a free e-book!

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Shery is the author of "How to Create and Profit from Your Own E-mail Workshops in 3 Day or Less!" It's the ONLY e-book that spills *everything* you need to know about creating and profiting from just one e-mail workshop—painlessly and quickly! Visit http://EmailWorkshopsHowTo.com today for more information! mailto:shery@emailworkshopshowto.com





There is tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood,
leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound
in shallows and in miseries; on such a full sea we are now afloat;
and we must take the current the clouds folding and unfolding beyond the horizon.

—William Shakespeare



INSPIRATION


These were written by Andy Rooney,
a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy ...

I've learned ... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned ... that when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned ... that just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned ... that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned ... that being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned ... that you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned ... that I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned ... that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned ... that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned ... that simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned ... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned ... that money doesn't buy class.

I've learned ... that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned ... that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned ... that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned ... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned ... that when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned ... that love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned ... that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned ... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned ... that there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned ... that life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned ... that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned ... that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned ... that I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

I've learned ... that one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned ... that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned ... that I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned ... that when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned ... that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned ... that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.



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