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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 1 - Issue 42X - January 10, 2002
Regular issues published every Tuesday evening


This has been a week like no other I've ever experienced! If your computer has never been infected with a really bad worm virus, dear reader, I suggest that you RUN, not walk, to your nearest virus protection program and get it up and running immediately! To be without the nth degree of protection is, I've learned the hard way, foolhardy, and like walking through a mine field. It WILL blow up on you, sooner or later! Read the Internet Tip feature for a really solid and simple hint to implement in seconds to further protect yourself.

And I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all you wonderful subscribers who have been so helpful and so kind, patient, and understanding. It's people like you who have made this whole situation tolerable—and have kept me from going bald by pulling out ALL my hair! Thank you!



In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001


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"There are good days and there are better days.
But once in a while, there are perfect days."



CONTENTS:

Sponsor Ad
Today’s Chuckle
Inspiration
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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TODAY'S CHUCKLE


THE ATHEIST AND THE BEAR

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ATTRIBUTES OF LEADERSHIP:

  • Unwavering courage
  • Self control
  • Keen sense of justice
  • Definiteness of decision
  • Definiteness of plans
  • Habit of doing more than paid for
  • Pleasing personality
  • Mastery of detail
  • Willingness to assume full responsibility
  • Cooperation





 

CAUSES OF FAILURE IN LEADERSHIP

  • Inability to organize details
  • Unwillingness to render humble service
  • Expectation of pay for knowledge, rather than action
  • Fear of competition from followers
  • Lack of imagination
  • Selfishness
  • Intemperance
  • Disloyalty
  • Emphasis of the "authority" of leadership
  • Emphasis of title




 

A Brand New Man

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My wife and I were in Myrtle Beach this past November. I got up that morning and went in the bathroom. I went to bend and I caught a sharp pain in the lower part of my back and couldn’t move. I could only call for my wife to help me. I could not walk. She helped get me to the bed.

She got her Natural Balance Plus and rubbed my back with it. She then said, “Let me go downstairs to the car; I can get the Pain Away for you.” She left to get the Pain Away. In about three minutes after being rubbed with the crème I could move. I walked to the window and watched my wife go to the car to get the Pain Away.

When my wife came back upstairs, she put the key card in the door to unlock it; at that time I was at the door opening it! She was stunned. The crème gave a weak man strength, because when I was in that pain, believe me, I was weak. The products really work.

Secondly, I began using the AGE-less. I have only been on it for about thirty days. My hair had turned a brown shade due to work in the sun for many years. After being on the product AGE-less, my hair now is jet black and my skin texture is smoother.

I was in the bedroom and my wife was lying down. I sat reading something in front of the mirror and my head was down. She raised up and stared at me. She said she thought I had a toupee or a small black ‘something’ in the top of my head. But it was that my hair had darkened and it looked as though something was on my head.

The products are super. I recommend them to everyone. Thank God, and thank God for Healing America/Healing The Globe.

—Victor Benjamin, Bishopville, SC

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A BIBLE RIDDLE

What book in the Bible tells the story of an angel and Satan fighting over the body of Moses?

ANSWER: The Book of Jude. Verse 9 says, "Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee."





YOU MUSN'T QUIT

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but never quit.

Life is queer, with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won if he'd stuck it out.
Stick to your task, though the pace seems slow.
You may succeed with one more blow.

Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tints of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are.
It may be near when it seems afar.
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit.
It's when things seem worst that YOU MUSTN'T QUIT!



A WORD OF ADVICE

If you choose to work, you will succeed;
if you don't, you will fail.

If you neglect your work, you will dislike it;
if you do it well, you will enjoy it.

If you join little cliques, you will be self satisfied;
if you make friends widely, you will be interesting.

If you like to gossip, you will be slandered;
if you mind your own business, you will be liked.

If you act like a boor, you will be despised;
if you act like a human being, you will be respected.

If you spurn wisdom, wise people will spurn you;
if you seek wisdom, they will seek you.

If you adopt a pose of boredom, you will be a bore;
if you show vitality, you will be alive.

If you spend your free time playing bridge, you will be a good bridge player;

If you spend it in reading, discussing, and thinking of things that matter, you will be an educated person.



INTERNET HINTS & TIPS


And now for that solid, simple, quick tip I promised you for added protectin against viruses:

(Sorry, this won't work for AOL users.)

Everyone else go to your mail program, VIEW, click on LAYOUT and then, under Preview Pane, simply unclick the SHOW PREVIEW PANE option.

Your window will look a lot different, as only the FROM and SUBJECT lines will show, but otherwise, whether you click to enlarge the messages or not, you will be open to infection by viruses!

It takes some getting used to, but it also will save you time, I've found, as it eliminates a lot of temptation to stop and read the junk mail, instead of just deleting it. So it's really a blessing for saving time!

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BROKEN DREAMS

As children bring their broken toys,
with tears for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God
because He was my Friend.

But then instead of leaving Him
in peace to work alone,
I hung around and tried to help
with ways that were my own.

At last I snatched them back and cried
"How can You be so slow?"
"My child," He said, "what could I do?
You never let them go."





You don't ALWAYS get what you WANT in life—
But you DO always get what you EXPECT!



GUEST ARTICLE


Mirror Mirror On the Wall, Who's the Fairest Of Them All?
©2002 Elena Fawkner

This article is prompted by an experience I had during the week. I was working with a woman, approaching retirement but without the financial resources to retire, who was looking to make some changes in her life. She was focused and determined, and she had a plan of action.

Then a well-meaning "friend" talked her out of it. The change in tone in her emails from hopeful, optimistic determination to resignation and disappointment was palpable. I am convinced that if this woman had followed her OWN heart and head rather than allowing her "friend" to clip her wings, she would have achieved everything she desired. This is for all the Margarets out there.

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How do you create wealth? Wealth is created by:

=> Finding a product or service that a lot of people want and need.

=> Getting repeat business out of it.

=> Choosing that product or service by looking at trends and staying ahead of them.

=> Employing others so you get more done.

=> Employing and training others effectively.

=> Not training competitors but retaining leaders in your organization by offering them the same opportunities for growth as you enjoy.

[Source: "Brilliant Compensation" video by Tim Sales and Dr. Charles King, Professor of Marketing at the University of Chicago. Link at the end of this article.]

A PRODUCT OR SERVICE THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT OR NEED

There's no point pursuing a business selling a product or service for which there isn't a market—a HUGE market.

What's the biggest market of them all? Baby boomers.

Baby boomers are all people born from 1946 through 1974. They total 76 million people in the United States and 2 billion people worldwide. As at today, they're the people aged between 38 and 56.

As you'll see when you watch the video, every 8 seconds for the next 16 years, someone will turn 56 years old. What does this mean for you? It means don't go after the 38 year olds, go after the 56 year olds. You have a full 16 years to go after 56 year old people looking for your products or services.

REPEAT BUSINESS = CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS/SERVICES

Your product or service must be unique and it must be consumable. If it's not unique you have to compete on price and convenience. If it IS unique, your market comes looking for YOU.

If your product is not consumable, you're out of business until your next sale. A successful business requires REPEAT sales of consumable products. This way, you're earning multiple commissions on a single initial effort.

STAYING AHEAD OF TRENDS

Having identified the baby boomer market as THE market to target, when choosing your product or service, in addition to being unique and consumable, it should be one that your average 58-year-old is in the market for.

The top five:

1. Health
2. Looking younger
3. Retirement issues
4. Security and money
5. Efficiencies—things that make life easier.

EMPLOYING OTHERS TO GET MORE DONE

There are three basic ways of earning money:

1. Work for someone else.
2. Be a professional—doctor, attorney, accountant, engineer.
3. Own your own business.

In the case of 1. and 2., you exchange your expertise for someone's else's money. Unfortunately, however, your capacity to earn is limited by the number of hours in the day. No matter how hard you work, there will only ever be twenty-four hours in a day.

In the case of 3., if you do it all yourself, you still run out of time and talent. To break through the time/talent barrier, you MUST employ others, thereby leveraging off the efforts of your employees. That's the key to wealth.

In theory, that is. Only thing is, it's very difficult to achieve leverage through employees, because no employee will ever work as hard in your business as you do, because they don't have an ownership interest in it.

To achieve true leverage, everyone in your organization must have the same potential for growth as you yourself enjoy.

EMPLOYING AND TRAINING OTHERS EFFECTIVELY

To enjoy true leverage, the people in your organization must be productive. You develop productive people by training them effectively, by teaching them how to do what you do so they can turn around and create the same results for themselves. It means investing your time in training people so that they hopefully become at least as successful as you are.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH

In order to avoid cannibalizing your business by training leaders only to have them leave your organization to set up in competition for themselves, they must have the same opportunity for growth staying in your organization as they would if they left it.

There's only one way of doing business that meets all these criteria for wealth generation.

Network marketing.

Despite any preconceptions you may have, the fact remains that network marketing is the fairest business model of them all. Why? Because only with network marketing can the member of the organization that creates the larger or more productive organization be compensated commensurately, even if that means he or she earns more than those higher up the ladder.

Unlike the traditional hierarchy of an organization of which you are an employee, you know the one—you do all the work and your boss does nothing yet he gets all the rewards— in network marketing it doesn't matter how much money your sponsor earns, if you're more productive, you earn more.

And because your sponsor benefits from your success in terms of commissions based on your productivity, it's in your sponsor's interest to help you be as successful as possible, just as it's in your best interests to help those in your organization be as successful as they can possibly be. Win win.

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"It's always wise to raise questions about
the most obvious and simple assumptions" —C. West Churchman

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Do yourself a favor. If you've got it in your head that there's something illegitimate about network marketing, invest a half hour or so of your time in a bit of education. Watch the Brilliant Compensation video and make up your OWN mind. DON'T let other people, no matter how well- intentioned, deprive you of your freedom to choose what's in YOUR best interests.

Sure, armed with the FACTS, as opposed to other people's OPINIONS, you may still decide, for your *own* reasons, that network marketing is not for you. Fine! But a little bit of independent thought may just open up a whole new world of opportunity.

http://www.ahbbo.com/brilliantcompensation.html

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This article may be freely reproduced provided that:
(1) you include the following resource box; and (2) you mail only to a 100% opt-in list.

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Elena Fawkner is editor of A Home-Based Business Online ... practical home business ideas for the work-from-home entrepreneur. http://www.ahbbo.com



INSPIRATION


ATTITUDE

There is nothing wrong with having an "attitude"—if you have the right one! This is from Charles Swindoll:

"The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, is more important than facts.

It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do.

It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

It will make or break a company ... a church ... a home.

The remarkable thing is, we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.

We cannot change our past ... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certainn way. We cannot change the inevitable.

The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude ...

I am convinced that life is ten percent what happens to me and ninety percent how I react to it.

And so it is with you ... we are in charge of our attitudes."



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