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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 5 - Issue 19 - June 14, 2005
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone. Just wanted to call your attention to another great article by Willie Crawford in this issue. It is very practical and most informative, and best of all, it teaches you exactly how to make money on the Web!

Can you believe that June is half over already . . . and that half of 2005 is gone with it? I guess that that's what being busy does for you . . . causes you to lose track of time. And I'm ever so thankful to the Lord for that . . . it must mean that I'm enjoying myself, because as "they" say, "time flies when you're having fun"!


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"But he, being full of compassion, forgave their iniquity and destroyed them not: yea, many a time he turned his anger away and did not stir up all his wrath. For he remembered that they were but flesh, a wind that passes away and comes not again."

—Psalm 78:38-39



Contents:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Memories
Inspiration
Etcetera


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Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

—Author Unknown



A Healthier You


Stress—a Killer

Stress wreaks all kinds of havoc in the human body. And we all have it.

And we'll continue to have it. The challenge is how to control it instead of letting it control us!

It seems that excessive bad stress causes the body to produce an extraordinary amount of cortisol, which is not good—cortisol is a steroid hormone released from the adrenal cortex in response to ACTH's (adrenocorticotropic hormone) stimulation of the adrenal cortex.

But there are some things we can do to help.

We've already discussed a couple of those, namely, exercise and drinking plenty of pure water.

Exercise pushes out stress, and water flushes it out!

Know what else works? Laughter! Good old-fashioned belly laughs do a world of good to release tension and relieve stress. So don't think you're wasting your time watching comedies or really funny comedians.

Ever consider why Bob Hope, George Burns, and Jack Benny, to name a few, lived such long lives? Think about it.

But, not only do comedians tend to live longer, so do singers! That's right. Now think about that also . . . just why do you think that is? Could it be because their lungs are always getting a work-out, and they're taking in much more oxygen that those of us who sit around holding our breath most of the time?

Another thing that helps to relieve stress is spending time with little children and with pets. It's actually been documented that nursing home residents' health improves whenever they've had long visits with little children and/or animals!

Didn't the Lord tell us to become as little children? You know, the Bible is just full of little bits of wisdom like that. Until recently, I always just applied that instruction to trying to exercise the innocent kind of unquestioning faith that little children just naturally have, but there's always another layer to the "onion" we call the "Good Book," isn't there?

Also, children have been studied as to natural food choices, and, lo and behold, when presented with a wide variety of food (some good-for-you stuff and others just plain junk), the little ones just naturally choose a balanced menu! What does that tell you?

Another stress reducer is to eliminate caffeine and anything else that might cause you to be jittery or that interferes with your sleep.

And, speaking of sleep, if you have trouble in that department, do your utmost to optimize your sleeping conditions so that you will be induced to sleep naturally.

One of the basic things is to make your bedroom as dark as possible. The body starts producing melatonin as the sun goes down. Melatonin is a natural hormone made by your body's pineal gland. This is a pea-sized gland located just above the middle of the brain. During the day the pineal is inactive. When the sun goes down and darkness occurs, the pineal is "turned on" and begins to actively produce melatonin, which is released into the blood.

As melatonin levels in the blood rise sharply, you begin to feel less alert. Sleep becomes more inviting. Melatonin levels in the blood stay elevated for about twelve hours—all through the night—before the light of a new day, when they fall back to low daytime levels by about 9:00 am, at which time levels of melatonin are barely detectable.

Turn the lights down in your home two to three hours before bedtime, and eliminate harsh lighting like fluorescents, which interfere with your natural melatonin production.

Natural melatonin supplements are available for those who need a boost to their body's supply, and they're non-addictive.

Do not listen to the news or watch violent or horror movies or read anything that stimulates your brain in the two-to-three hours before bedtime. Listen instead to soft, soothing music, and read something inspiring or poetic that quiets the mind. During this time, make a "to-do" list for the following day. This helps stop the mind from thinking about everything you need to do the next day, because you've already taken care of them by writing them down so that you don't forget. It's a kind of release mechanism.

Reduce the noise levels where you sleep. If you have to, mask them with a "white noise" machine or a large floor fan, which will also help lull you into lullaby land.

Also, do not take sleeping pills. They are bad for you, can be addictive, produce an artificial, restless sleep, and sometimes even give you nightmares.

Finally, to get you more organized (which also reduces stress), I've reprinted an article below that I wrote way back in the tenth issue of 'elf Expressions, and I hope you all will benefit from it.



Feature Article


How a Simple Kitchen Timer Gave Me Back My Life!

All kinds of stuff was piling up—on my desk, in the kitchen—in fact, in every room in the house. Then I discovered the power of . . . the timer!

Now my motto is: Set it and forget it! (Where have I heard that before?)

It really seemed too simple a solution to solve what had become an overwhelming problem: how to fit all the work I have to do, need to do, must do, and wish to do into one twenty-four hour period and still have any time left to do anything halfway resembling "fun." (What's that, anyway?)

But the fact of the matter is that it is just that simple! First, I get all of the routine out of the way: shower, exercise, grooming, prayer or meditation, breakfast, etc.

Finally at the computer, I set the timer—usually for half an hour. When it "dings" I get up and maybe transfer some laundry to the dryer. (I'm one of those rare and lucky women who is married to an exceptional man who usually at least starts the laundry, and on a daily basis—so we never have laundry piled up.)

Just a little "mini" break from the computer, but it does several things:

1 — It allows me to tend to the little mundane tasks that otherwise get put off.

2 — It truly is the "pause that refreshes," as doing so prevents me from developing carpal tunnel or that horrible pain between the shoulders that so many women suffer from.

3 — It gets the blood circulating in my legs and prevents the varicose veins or phlebitis that sometimes develop in those who sit a lot.

4 — It helps rev up my metabolism, just moving around a bit.

Another benefit of the mini-break is that it seems to help clear my thinking and keeps me from getting bogged down or developing writer's block. And it helps me to stay focussed (believe it or not), as my mind isn't as prone to wander as when I'm "at it" for hours on end. And I don't get "burnt out" on any one thing this way.

I set the timer for various chunks of time throughout the day—that's the beauty of it—it is so flexible, and it gives you that awesome feeling of being in control at all times. If you plan your work, you can work your plan a whole lot easier using a timer. You actually have a roadmap then for the whole day, and the little "dings" are the mile markers. You get a real feeling of accomplishment, because you are, in fact, actually accomplishing things. Try it—you'll love it!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

What eight things are found in wisdom according to the New Testament?

Answer — James 3:17 states there are eight things found in wisdom It is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, easy to be entreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.



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I am working with a private investment trust that is interested in acquiring luxury homes, at least 3,500 square feet, minimum value $1.5 million, located on five acres or less.

To qualify, it must be in an area of similarly priced homes, not sitting out by itself. Ideally, the house should be vacant. Also, no middle men. The trust will work directly with only the property owner.

They can normally close with cash in 60 days if the price is right, as they are seeking only homes that can be bought below market. After agreeing on a price, they can send a contract in 24 hours.

If you have something that fits those parameters and would be interested, feel free to email me so that we can get started on any properties that you may have in mind. And there is a generous finder's fee for you!

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Virtue never needs vociferation.

—Unknown



Today's Chuckle


Lesson Learned!

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of this bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything he could think of to set a good example, but nothing worked.

Finally, John got fed up and yelled at the parrot. The bird yelled back. John shook the parrot, but the bird got angrier and ruder. Eventually, in a moment of desperation, John put the bird in the freezer.

For a few minutes, John heard the bird squawk and kick and scream . . . then suddenly there was quiet. Not a peep for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the bird, John quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am truly sorry, and I will do everything in my power to correct my poor behavior."

John was astonished at the bird's change of attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"





The most useful education is what we get
through efforts to make a living.

—Unknown



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh! When will this madness ever stop? I'm talking about "its" and "it's" again!

I am so tired of reading otherwise nearly error-free copy and then finding the stupid mistake of using "it's" for "its" . . . it's just about all I can deal with. I know I keep harping on this particular faux pas, but I have to vent somewhere, don't I? :-)

If someone out there does not know the difference between these terms, please email me at elfbutter@sbcglobal.net, and I'll be glad to explain it
. . . or just look up some back issues of this ezine (I've covered it several times!)

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Science without religion is lame;
religion without science is blind.

—Albert Einstein



Internet Hints & Tips


Telephone Directory

This is a javascript that will allow you to create a telephone directory, or any other kind of directory, for that matter, because it can be easily modified to create whatever kind of directory you might need.

http://www.resource-a-day.net/resources/dir/





Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character.

—Horace Greeley



Guest Article


Making Money Online Can Be Easy!
by Willie Crawford

The real secret to making money on the Internet is simply figuring out what your audience wants and offering it to them. It's no more complex than that.

You don't need a particularly glamorous product. You don't need a particularly expensive product. You just need to find out what people are looking for . . . what they are willing to spend money on, and then you offer it to them.

You can also do this in a surprisingly crowded market and do very well just by "mixing it up" a little. Let me give you an example . . .

My most recent issue of Word Tracker showed that "recipes" was the 76th most searched for term on the entire Internet. If you throw out all of the adult-related terms, it's probably in the top 20. When I first noticed how popular that term was back in 1996, I simply positioned myself in front of that audience. Now, if you search on the term "soul food" on any of the major search engines, I'm in the top ten . . . and usually in the top three search results. My site is at http://chitterlings.com/

This is a perfect example of positioning yourself in a very crowded market. The fact that the market is so crowded proves that the demand is there. Offline proof. is the fact that you'll find dozens of cookbooks positioned near the checkout counter at any major American supermarket. People never get tired of searching for new ways to fry chicken. :-)

Having made my point above, I will share with you my real secret. It's positioning. You can do very well in a crowded market if you just figure out how to make your product seem unique. In the brick-and-mortar world, there are probably hundreds of different brands of jeans. Yet, if I were to ask you to name a brand of jeans, there's a very high probability you'd say ®Levi's. It's all about branding and positioning!

There are thousands of niche markets very similar to the cookbook market. I'm very well positioned in a number of them. I won't mention most of the others simply because it wouldn't be prudent. I've branded myself as the soul food cookbook guy, so I don't worry too much about eroding that market. To discover others, you only have to do a little research using a tool like WordTracker. You can get a free trial subscription at: http://williecrawford.com/FreeWordTrackerTrial.html

Another tool you can use to find out everything about a given niche is at: http://williecrawford.com/SecretSEOWeapon.html. With this tool researching all of your competitors, and potential joint venture partners, is a breeze!

Let's stick with the cookbook example, but I do encourage you to find your own niche :-) Just how difficult is it to write a cookbook? You simply pull together a themed collection of your favorite recipes, type them up in ®MS Word, take or purchases a few photos, and you're just about done. MS Word integrates with some of the common PD creation software, so you can actually output you Word file to PDF and have a cookbook ready to market in no time.

It's even easier that that. At my site, http://writeacookbook.com/, I offer the recordings from a teleseminar I did on how I, and two other cookbook authors, wrote our own cookbooks. We share our experiences with you. On top of that I give you 30 pre-written cookbooks. Many of these come with html websites that you can just insert your order links into. You get the raw MS Word version of many of the manuscripts that you are free to change. What could be easier?

Now, here's where we "mix it up" a little. You see, I purchased the master resale rights to those 30 cookbooks. Then I packaged them with my recorded teleseminar to create a killer product. That's how easy it is to come up with a killer product that will make you money hand over fist. It really doesn't have to be complicated.

There is one other piece of the puzzle that's a challenge for some. It's the copy on your website that converts traffic to buyers. Writing good copy is a challenge for some, but it just takes practice. To shorten the learning curve, just grab a copy of Yanik Silver's very comprehensive course at: http://www.ultimateonlinecopymanual.com/.

If you've already written your copy and want it critiqued, you can get a professional copywriter to do that for free. I have a friend who's written copy for the likes of Jay Abraham and Agora Publishing. His name is Kelvin Parker and you can request a free critique, and a copy of his free report "714 Ways Pro Copywriters Boost Response and Make Millions of Dollars" at: http://williecrawford.com/copywriting.html.

Okay, I've just revealed to you how easy making money online can be. The key is to find a market with proven demand, and then carve off your piece of that market. In order for your product to do really well you do need to figure out a way to make your product be perceived as unique. Otherwise, your product will just be a commodity and not command a very high price. The key to making your product stand out is just branding and good copywriting.

Now "the ball's in your court."

©2005, Willie Crawford

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Willie Crawford is a corporate president, published author, seminar speaker and host, tele-seminar speaker and host, retired military officer, karate black belt, master network marketing trainer, and lifetime student of marketing. He shows people how to actually generate substantial income on-line using very simple, easily implemented systems. An example of such a system that you can study and use is at: http://sendoutcards.com/willie.



Memories


Anyone Remember These Candies?

Big Choice Bubble Gum Cigars, Boston Baked Beans, Candy Cigarettes, Candy Necklaces, Circus Peanuts, cinnamon toothpicks, Hot Tamales,
Junior Mints, licorice pipes, Mallo Cups, Moon Pies, Pixie Stix, Red Hots, rock candy swizzle sticks, Smith Brothers cough drops, Teaberry
gum, wax lips, Atomic Fireballs, BB Bats, Bazooka gum, Beeman's gum, Bit-o-Honey, Black taffy, candy lipstick, caramel creams, Charleston Chews, Dubble Bubble, Mary Janes, Necco mini rolls,
Rootbeer Barrels, Tootsie Pops, Slo Pokes, Chuckles, Milk Duds, Blackjack gum, Chiclets, Clove gum, Sugar Daddy suckers, Jujubes



Inspiration


What God Can Do!

A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.

John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store. Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." John told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.

Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.

The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?" Louise replied, "Yes, sir." "Okay" he said, "put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries."

Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.

The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down. The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, "I can't believe it."

The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance. So he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.

The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.

It was not a grocery list. It was a prayer which said: "Dear Lord, you know my needs, and I am leaving this in your hands."

The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence. Louise thanked him and left the store.

The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said, "It was worth every penny of it."

Only God knows how much a prayer weighs.




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