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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 5 - Issue 40 - December 13, 2005
Published every Tuesday


Welcome readers, new and "old." I just want to say how thankful I am for each and every one of you. If I didn't have you, I'd have no audience. So I am grateful that you are always there for me. I try to be here for you each and every Tuesday, as well. But sometimes a person just needs a little hiatus.

So this will be your last issue of 'elf Expressions until sometime in January. Not sure of the exact date that I'll be back, but should be no later than January 25. Meanwhile, I wish for each of you the merriest of Christmases and the happiest New Year ever. And for those who do not celebrate either, I wish for you that whatever holiday/s you do celebrate will be the best ever.

See you next year!


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In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001

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Prophecy fulfilled:

Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son,
and shall call his name Immanuel (God with us).

Isaiah 7:14



Contents:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Memories
Inspiration
Etcetera


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A Healthier You


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Fifteen years ago I had such severe periodontal disease that I had to have surgery to remove plaque below the gum line. I continued to have problems with bleeding gums, and at every check-up I was told I wasn't flossing enough, even though I was.

Then I read about CoEnzyme Q10 (CoQ10) in your newsletter and started taking 60 mg. a day. Three or four months later I went back to my dentist, who told me how great my gums were looking and congratulated me on flossing. I told him it wasn't the flossing, it was CoQ10.

I've had no problems with my gums since, and my dentist now recommends CoQ10 to all of his patients. —Dick Blair, Denver, Colorado

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Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.



Feature Article


Ya Gotta Get Their Attention!

To be effective as an advertiser, you have no choice but to get the prospect's attention—and get it quickly!

You do this with your headline. It has to grab them and "pull 'em off the street." It has to break through their preoccupation barrier.

With all the ads and other information constantly bombarding us 24/7, this is no easy task. But it's not impossible.

You have to appeal to one of four basic emotions: romance, money, recognition, or self preservation. Now, you have to do this with excitement and enthusiasm.

And you have to be "colorful" about it and create curiosity.

I recently received an envelope from one such enterprising individual that I could not resist opening. The headline? "Who Cut the Cheese?" It readily broke through my preoccupation barrier and piqued my curiosity.

My recommendation would be, before you even think of writing a headline for an ad, go through a newspaper, magazine, your email, etc. and pick out every headline that appeals to you.

Catch a clue then, and go from there.

But, now that you have their attention, you have to keep it by following up on the headline specifically, or you will lose them.

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Question: What was the name of Timothy's mother?

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Today's Chuckle


Murphy's Laws on Work!

—Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
—Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
—To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
—Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
—There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough     time to do it over.
—If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will     get out of it.
—If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
—At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens     that person is carrying.
—No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
—The longer the title, the less important the job.
—Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
—Success is just a matter of luck—just ask any failure.





Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This one is short and sweet: "wonder" vs. "wander."

I know, I know. You can't believe someone could misuse these, but I've seen it—recently.

"Wonder" as a noun is a sense of awe. As a verb, "wander" is to muse or reflect on.

As I "wander" through this vast wilderness of the Internet, I "wonder" how these people cannot know the difference between these two words!

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Wise people talk because they have something to say.
Silly people talk because they have to say something.

—Attilio Cerfoglia



Internet Hints & Tips


A Beginner's Guide to Internet Marketing —Whom Should You Believe?

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Competition is a byproduct of productive work,
not its goal. A creative man is motivated by the desire
to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

—Ayn Rand



Guest Article



Have Yourself an Intentional Merry Christmas
by Tony Beam

Who would have believed just a few short years ago that college sports teams would come under an NCAA ban if they refuse to give up their Native American mascots? Who would have believed that people would actually be upset when someone uses a masculine pronoun to describe humanity? And does anybody really believe Western Civilization as we know it would descend into chaos if researchers use the initials B.C. and A.D. to refer to periods of history?

The latest controversy is over the term "Merry Christmas." Even Ebenezer Scrooge would find the ACLU's position a bit over the edge. Rather than just say "Bah, humbug" and move on, some on the left want every mention of Christmas banished from the light of day.

Everywhere Christmas is traditionally acknowledged, that acknowledgment is now being challenged from the left as being insensitive to some people's religious sensitivities. That is a bit like saying we shouldn't celebrate George Washington's birthday, because some people believe Abraham Lincoln was the best President. The Prince of Peace, who is the one and only Son of the God of love, has somehow become an object of hate by those who would seal up the birth cave and shoot the donkey that carried Mary to Bethlehem.

Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. A Christmas without Christ is not possible, because Christmas centers on the fact that God became a man and walked among us. Not everyone believes this, of course, but everyone doesn't have to believe something in order for it to be true. And no one is compelled, either by law or by common assent, to wish anyone a Merry Christmas or to embrace belief in the first coming of the Son of God.

If you are an atheist, and I greet you on the street by saying Merry Christmas, just ignore me and go on about your business. If you come to my daughter's Christmas program (or Winter Festival if the ACLU has already browbeaten the local school board) and you hear a traditional Christmas carol, why not just shake your head and marvel at the fact some people still passionately believe in what you believe to be a myth. But please don't force your atheism on me and every other believer by demanding that you should never have to hear a religious word in public.

After all, I thought the people on the left were supposed to be bastions of tolerance. Or is your tolerance nothing more than a covering for your anti-Christian bias?

As a born again, evangelical Christian, I am certainly offended by much of what goes on in the cultural marketplace. When certain four-letter words are deleted by the television censors, but God's Name being taken in vain is allowed to flow into my living room, I am offended. When I drive down the interstate and find myself being greeted by a scantily clad woman smiling at me from a billboard, who is supposed to entice me into visiting a certain restaurant named after the sound an owl makes, I am offended.

When my daughter comes home from school and tells me her biology teacher thinks she is a moron, because she believes she has God as her heavenly Father instead of a monkey as her uncle, I am offended. But I do not lawyer up, run to the nearest courtroom, and demand that every activity that offends me be ceased immediately.

How did we become so thin skinned in America that we can't tolerate each others' belief systems? America was founded on the principle of freedom of religion for all, not freedom for all from religion.

So what to do about the massive assault on Christmas? As for me and my house, we intend to have an intentional merry Christmas. When I was out shopping over the weekend, I was greeted by several store employees with a perky "Happy Holidays!" My response was to immediately say, "No, Merry Christmas!" Sometimes I received a knowing smile and a quick "Merry Christmas" in return. Sometimes I got nothing more than a puzzled look or a steely-eyed glare. Sometimes the person would look at me with that, "Oh, you are one of those," look. In each case, however, I succeeded in making my point, and I actually had two opportunities to discuss why I refused to settle for a cheery "happy holidays."

If you know for a fact that a store has instructed its employees to be sure not to mention Christmas, why not shop somewhere else? Money talks, and if enough money says goodbye to enough stores, policies will change. If your school district has banned the singing of Christmas carols, or your local city or county council rejects a nativity scene, show up at the next school board or council meeting with 150 of your closest friends, and let them know where you stand.

Christmas is not about Santa Claus, having a happy holiday, or getting a warm "season's greetings" from the manager of the local shopping mall. It is not about lights on the tree or candles in the window or Rudolph or Frosty. It is not merely "the holiday season," the "season to be jolly," or "the most wonderful time of the year."

It is the day we celebrate the fact that a world that sat in darkness has seen a great light.

It is the day we marvel at the fact that a virgin conceived and brought forth her first born Son, wrapped Him in swaddling clothes, and laid Him in a manger.

It is the time of year when we remember that the hope of the world was announced from heaven, with angels proclaiming "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased" (men meaning every human).

Now go have yourself an intentional Merry Christmas!

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If a man harbors any sort of fear,
it makes him landlord to a ghost.

—Lloyd Douglas



Memories


A Very Special Personal Christmas Memory

When I was ten, my paternal Grandmother came to live with us for awhile. A staunch, robust German woman, she had reared her four children alone. She had been widowed following a swimming pool accident when they were two, four (my Dad), six, and eight.

She supported her family with various jobs over the years, mostly as cook and housekeeper to a series of priests around southwest Ohio.

Grandma Huff was a formidable, no-nonsense figure. But she must have held a soft spot for the Christmas holiday, because, of all the sixty-four Christmases I have been around for, she made my tenth especially memorable.

My brother was seven, and my sister was two in 1950. We lived in a big old farmhouse that had a parlor, in addition to the living room, and that is where we always put the Christmas tree.

And my Dad was always gung-ho about Christmas, too. Our tree always had to touch the ceiling, and we're talking twelve-foot ceilings in that old barn of a house.

But this particular December, the old chimney, which had long-since been covered over with wallboard and wallpaper, got the royal treatment from Grandma.

Somewhere she bought some red brick paper and plastered it over the chimney, so that it resembled a fireplace. It even had a mantle, on which we displayed all the Christmas cards.

And she and we kids made red-and-green construction paper chains and strung popcorn, which we proudly draped on the tree. Then we twisted red-white-and-green crepe paper and criss-crossed it from corner to corner of the room. Oh, how festive it all was!

This was the year, as I remember, that "bubble" lights were introduced, and how special they were. As soon as they warmed up enough, they began to bubble and continued to provide a happy show as long as the lights were on.

But most memorable was the nativity scene that Grandma built atop of the old Philco radio/phonograph combo. (I'm sure many of you will remember how the old Victrola tilted out beneath the radio and played those precious old 78 rpm records.)

Anyway, Grandma put the figures in a little creche on the side of a "snowy" hill, which she fashioned from lots of cotton, with little evergreen trees from sprigs off the tree. And the neat thing about it, too, was that our family had actually made the figurines out of Plaster of Paris and rubber molds. And Mom had painted them all.

Dad always strung the tree lights "just so," and we had yards of tinsel. And he always insisted that the icicles be hung one by one, to hang perfectly straight.

Our family always had gift opening on Christmas Eve. Somehow, there was always someplace we "had" to go on Christmas Eve, like driving around taking in all the pretty lights. And "somehow" Santa managed to deliver our presents while we were out. It seems as if Mom always "forgot" something at the last minute before we left and had to run back in and get it. It's a wonder to me how she managed to dig out all those presents and arrange them beautifully around the tree so quickly while we waited innocently in the car. Daddy knew how to keep us busy though, and as soon as we began to get restless, he suddenly "heard" or "saw" something out near the barn.

Christmas dinner that year was laid out in the big country kitchen, with gleaming sunlight streaming through the tall windows. There were two chickens, perfectly roasted, and adorned with little white decorations on the ends of the birds' legs. And there were little individual fruit salads of one orange slice atop a bed of lettuce, with a cherry on top. And even though it was all just for the family, it made us feel as if we had company.

Oh, what happy times those were!



Inspiration


Poem by Judge Roy Moore

The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama. Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU (What happened to the Judge's civil liberties?) for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship, and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama! The judge's poem sums it up quite well.

America the Beautiful,
or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride;
I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,
Abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlessly
poisoned by cocaine,
Choosing to indulge their lusts,
when God has said abstain.

From sea to shining sea,
our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
and a need to always pray.

We've kept God in our temples,
how callous we have grown.
When earth is but His footstool,
and Heaven is His throne.

We've voted in a government
that's rotting at the core,
Appointing Godless judges
who throw reason out the door,

Too soft to place a killer
in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill a baby
before he leaves the womb.

You think that God's not angry,
that our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will He wait
before His judgment comes?

How are we to face our God,
from Whom we cannot hide?
What then is left for us to do,
but stem this evil tide?

If we who are His children,
will humbly turn and pray;
Seek His holy face
and mend our evil way:

Then God will hear from Heaven
and forgive us of our sins,
He'll heal our sickly land
and those who live within.

But, America the Beautiful,
if you don't—then you will see,
A sad but Holy God
withdraw His hand from Thee.

—Judge Roy Moore

Pass this on, and let's lift Judge Moore up in prayer. He has stood firm and needs our support.




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