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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 6 - Issue 2 - January 17, 2006
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone, and greetings to all new subscribers.

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September 11, 2001

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"Thus says the Lord: Cursed be the man that
trusts in man, and makes flesh his arm,
and whose heart departs from the Lord."

—Jeremiah 17:5



Contents:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible knowledge
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Memories
Inspiration
Etcetera


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We don't change God's message—His message changes us.



A Healthier You


This week we're going to talk about moving—moving our bodies, that is.

It is crucial that, even if you are ninety, you keep moving. Anything that doesn't get moved for a long period of time atrophies. Of course, anything that has life and that never moves is dead, or well on its way to being permanently dormant!

Moving around does not have to be hard or strenuous, and it doesn't require a lot of time.

Start slowly and simply. Before you get out of bed in the morning, s-t-r-e-t-c-h! Watch a dog or a cat stretch when it wakes up, and do likewise. It's a lazy, full body stretch, and it feels so good!

Then move your hands and your fingers, one by one. Just rotate them around, rub your palms together briskly to rev up your circulation. Make fists and then stretch the fingers out.

Move your feet then, stretching and curling the toes up and out. Rotate your ankles in both directions. Pull your feet back toward you and then stretch them straight out.

You'll be well on your way to oxygenating your cells, and oxygenated cells are healthy cells.

Just listen to this quote: "A nurse who works in medical research told Ed McCabe aka Mr Oxygen, 'It's so simple. I don't know why I never thought of it. When we're working with cell cultures in the lab, if we want the cells to mutate (turn cancerous), we turn down the oxygen. To stop them, we turn the oxygen back up.'"

Moving causes you to breath more deeply, and the more oxygen you take in, the healthier you'll be.





Warning — Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.



Feature Article


Some Hypnotic Phrases for Your Ads

This is short, but very sweet!

Next time you write an ad, try starting it off with one of the following proven-to-attract phrases:

        If you're like me . . .

        S T O P!

        Here's a fact for you . . .

        Hey!

        Think about making use of . . .

        By the time you finish reading this . . .

        As you study every word of this book, you will become . . .

        Let me confess something . . .

        I was angry!

        The further you read into this . . .

        Remember when you were in high school?

        Have you noticed that . . .

        F A C T:

Let me know how they worked for you!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Who served cheese, milk, and veal to the Lord when he made His appearance in the form of three men?

Answer — Abraham. See Genesis 18:1-8



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They can normally close with cash in 60 days if the price is right, as they are seeking only homes that can be bought below market. After agreeing on a price, they can send a contract in 24 hours.

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We all have freedom of choice, but you will never have freedom of consequences after you make your choice.
So please choose wisely.



Today's Chuckle


You Gotta Love Grandmas!

The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You gotta love grandmas!





Work hard at the things in life that matter most,
and success is certain.



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This is one for the record! In fact, I've never seen it before and hope never to see it again . . .

Someone was talking about keeping something intact, and . . . yes, you've guessed it . . . it wasn't intact, but "in tack"!

Not that any of you would ever make this mistake, but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of it. :-)

By the way, if you will send me your own little blurbs for this feature, and I use them, you will receive a free highlighted classified ad for each one used. So put on your thinking cap!

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If a man harbors any sort of fear,
it makes him landlord to a ghost.

—Lloyd Douglas



Internet Hints & Tips


Three Little Words Crucial to Your Web Success

There are three words which are major keys to success of any web site. Understand these three words and you will find yourself halfway to success on the internet. Disregard them, and you will always be struggling to find any type of financial success through online marketing. Explore this link to learn more:

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When one door closes, there's always another one that opens, even if it's just a window. The art is to find it.

And finding the open door or window is an almost
impossible task when playing panic football.



Guest Article


3 Secrets to Increasing Traffic in the New Year
by Scott Patterson

Now that 2006 has arrived, it is the habit of many people to make a resolution for the new year. While many people focus on self- improvement, some opt to make resolutions about their business. Usually this involves a resolution to increase their revenue for their online business.

But did you know that it is actually quite easy to increase your online revenue?

The trick is to drive more traffic to your Internet business(es). As you know by now, more traffic generally means more money.

No matter what type of site you have, your success hinges on getting as much traffic as possible. But like many online business owners, you have probably exhausted many sources for increasing traffic.

Recently I have found three incredible ways to drive more traffic to your site. The good news is that all these methods are not being done by many webmasters.

So if you want to increase traffic for 2006, be sure to use each of the following three traffic-building mechanisms:

1 — Data Feeds

Do you like the idea of creating hundreds, even thousand of pages of legitimate content?

With a data feed, this is possible.

Many online businesses use data feeds as a way to help their affiliates. If you are not familiar with this concept, a data feed is file that contains a list of products, descriptions and prices for individual items that are sold by a company.

With a data feed, you can create a specific content page for each product. So if an affiliate program has thousands of products, then you can create thousands of pages of quality content. As you probably know, the more content usually leads to more traffic.

Data feeds are great for getting natural search engine traffic because they list specific products that people are looking for. If you can find a data feed that is related to your specific website, then you can easily generate more natural traffic for your online business.

2 — Viral eBooks

Another tool that can dramatically increase your website traffic is a viral ebook or report. Most of the time, a viral ebook is a PDF that people send to their contacts, which contains your marketing message. It is called viral, because every person that receives the ebook is given a reason to pass along your material.

Before starting a viral marketing campaign, it is important to create a reason why people will want to pass along your marketing message. Some of the best reasons can include simple greed or a desire to provide entertaining information to their friends. If you can develop a hook that will take advantage of either of these, then it will be easy to create a successful viral marketing campaign.

What I usually do is create a special 5- to 10-page report on a specific topic. Then I find an affiliate program that is related to the topic. Then I create a mechanism where people can easily brand this ebook with their own affiliate link.

This type of viral ebook is valuable because you can place a mini advertisement or sponsorship on every copy. In addition, you can let the reader know that he or she can make money by offering this viral ebook. As a result, there is a chance that every person who reads the book will click over to your site.

3 — Blogs

By now you have probably heard about the power of blogs. If you haven't created one, then you should use the new year to take advantage of this traffic pulling tool.

With blogs, you are providing your audience with fresh new content about your topic. People love to read them, because most blogs contain new information in an entertaining and easy-to-read format.

The best part about blogs is how much they are valued by search engines. The majority of search engines consider any information on a blog to be important current news, so they pay special attention to articles listed there. As a result, you can use blogs to drive a larger portion of traffic to your Internet business.

For 2006 you should make a resolution to get more traffic to your site. By integrating these three tools into your marketing mix, you will discover that your web traffic (and income) will increase dramatically.

©2006, Scott J. Patterson

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Scott Patterson is a self proclaimed dunce, yet in a recent month he earned $12,124 from his online businesses. To find out how you can do the same, download his ebook—A Secret-Guide to Online Businesses: http://www.duncemoney.com/new-years.html



Memories


How Many do You Remember?

Candy cigarettes
Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
Hoola hoop contests
Buying milk from a vending machine for a quarter, with your penny change taped to the side
Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles, with cardboard stoppers
Party lines
Newsreels before the movie
P. F. Flyers
Butch wax
Telephone numbers with a word prefix, as in DRexel-5505
Peashooters
Howdy Doody
45 rpm records
Green Stamps
Hi-fi's
Metal ice cube trays with levers
Mimeograph and ditto machines
Blue flash bulbs
Beanie and Cecil
Roller skate keys



Inspiration


Dear God:

I'm writing to say I'm sorry
For being angry yesterday,
When you seemed to ignore my prayer,
And things didn't go my way.

First, my car broke down.
I was very late for work,
But I missed that awful accident.
Was that your handiwork?

I found a house I loved,
But others got there first.
I was angry, then relieved
When I heard the pipes had burst!

Yesterday, I found the perfect dress,
But the color was too pale.
Today, I found the dress in red;
Would you believe . . . it was on sale!

I know you're watching over me,
And I'm feeling truly blessed,
For no matter what I pray for,
You always know what's best!

I have this circle of email friends,
who mean the world to me.
Some days I "send" and "send";
at other times, I let them be.

When I see each name download
And view the messages they've sent,
I know they've thought of me that day,
And "well wishes" were their intent.

I am so blessed to have these friends
With whom I've grown so close.
So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because, to me, they are the "most"!

So to you, my friends, I would like to say,
Thank you for being a part
Of all my daily contacts.
This comes right from my heart.

God bless you all is my prayer today.
I'm honored to call you "friend."
I pray the Lord will keep you safe
Until we write again.




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