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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 6 - Issue 45 - December 12, 2006
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone . . . before I forget, this will be the last issue until January 2. I figure no one probably has time to read much this time of year, so we'll just take a little hiatus until then.

Hope you enjoy this special Christmas issue . . . I sure had a lot of fun putting it together!

And I wish each and every one of you the merriest and most blessed of Christmases and the Happiest New Year ever!


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In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001

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And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

—Luke 2:10-12



Contents:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Classifieds
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and
behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

—Norman Vincent Peale



A Healthier You


A Rash of Appendix Problems

Lately, it seems as if several friends and loved ones have been besieged by that contrary little organ known as the appendix.

First, a tenant in one of the buildings I manage suffered an attack, and the surgeon caught it before it ruptured, and he is on the mend.

Then my stepson, otherwise in excellent health, began to feel nauseous and couldn't seem to get warm, and his appendix actually did burst, and so he is still recovering in the hospital and is expected to be there another four to five days.

Lastly, my sister is experiencing many of the same symptoms that my stepson had . . . I am trying to get her to detoxify her system with a colon cleanse, since it is believed that problems with the appendix can be traced to an over toxic colon.

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Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years . . . Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart.

—George Mathhew Adams



Feature Article


The Guest
by Leo Tolstoy

It happened one day at the year's white end,
Two neighbours called on an old-time friend
And they found his shop so meager and mean,
Made gay with a thousand boughs of green,
And Conrad was sitting with face a-shine
When he suddenly stopped as he stitched a twine
And said, "Old friends, at dawn today,
When the cock was crowing the night away,
The Lord appeared in a dream to me
And said, "I am coming, your guest to be."

So I've been busy with feet astir,
Strewing my shop with branches of fir,
The table is spread and the kettle is shined
And over the rafters the holly is twined.
And now I will wait for my Lord to appear
And listen closely so I will hear
His step as He nears my humble place
And I open the door and look in His face."

So his friends went home and left Conrad alone,
For this was the happiest day he had known,
For, long since, his family had passed away
And Conrad had spent many a sad Christmas Day
But he knew with the Lord as his Christmas guest
This Christmas would be the dearest and best.
So he listened with only joy in his heart,
And with every sound he would rise with a start
And look for the Lord to be standing there
In answer to his earnest prayer.

So he ran to the window after hearing a sound,
But all that he saw on the snow-covered ground
Was a shabby beggar whose shoes were torn
And all of his clothes were ragged and worn.
Conrad was touched and went to the door
And he said, "Your feet must be frozen and sore,
I may have some shoes in my shop for you
And a coat that will keep you warmer, too."
So with grateful heart the man went away,

But as Conrad noticed the time of day
He wondered what made the dear Lord so late
And how much longer he'd have to wait.
Then he heard a knock and ran to the door,
But again it was only a stranger once more,
A bent, old woman with a shawl of black
A bundle of branches piled on her back.
She asked for only a place to rest,
But that was reserved for Conrad's Great Guest.

Yet her voice seemed to plead, "Don't send me away;
Let me rest for awhile on Christmas Day."
So Conrad brewed her a steaming cup
And told her to sit at the table and sup.
But after she left he was filled with dismay,br> For he saw that the hours were passing away,
And the Lord had not come as He said He would.
Conrad felt sure he had misunderstood.

When out of the stillness he heard a cry,
"Please help me and tell me, where am I?"
So again he opened his friendly door
And stood disappointed as twice before,
It was only a child who had wandered away
And was lost from her family on Christmas Day.

Again Conrad's heart was heavy and sad,
But he knew he should make this little child glad,
So he called her in and wiped her tears
And quieted all her childish fears
Then he led her back to her home once more
But as he entered his own darkened door,
He knew that the Lord was not coming today
For the hours of Christmas had passed away.

So he went to his room and knelt down to pray
And he said, "Dear Lord, why did You delay,
What kept you from coming to call on me,
For I wanted so much Your face to see."
Then soft in the silence a voice he heard,
"Lift up your head, my son, for I kept my word.

Three times My shadow crossed your floor
Three times I came to your lonely door
For I was the beggar with bruised, cold feet,
I was the woman you gave to eat,
And I was the child that was lost in the street."



 

Test Your Bible Knowledge

Question — Which gospel provides the most detailed version of the Christmas story?

Answer — Luke.





Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world—stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death—and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem two thousand years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas.

—Henry Van Dyke



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I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit
in jars and open a jar of it every month.

—Harlan Miller (Better Homes and Gardens)



Today's Chuckle


Christmas Issues

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet.

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.

—Source Unknown





Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek; bound together all our home enjoyments, affections, and hopes; grouped everything and everyone round the Christmas fire, and made the little picture shining in our bright young eyes, complete.

—Charles Dickens



No English Lesson Today . . . This is More Important!


This appeared in a Tampa, Florida newspaper:

"Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the 'Country of Choice'?"

"Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about my rights?

"I celebrate Christmas . . . but because it isn't celebrated by everyone . . . we can no longer say "Merry Christmas." Now it has to be "Season's Greetings" or "Happy Holidays."

"It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break always occurs over the Christmas holiday?

"We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that."

This says it all!





Christmas—that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance—a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.

—Augusta E. Rundel



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A Very Special Christmas Recipe

I've made this for years, ever since my kids were little, and they still enjoy their Sugarplums today—even though the youngest is now thirty-one! Hope you enjoy them, as well!

Sugarplums

1 stick of butter
5 cups confectioner's sugar, sifted
1/4 cup whipping cream
1 teaspoon vanilla

Some night before Christmas, when the children are nestled, all snug in their beds, dash away to the kitchen and whip up a batch of easy, no-cook sugarplums. Speak not a word, but head straight to your work. Cream butter thoroughly. Add sugar slowly, and continue mixing until light and crumbly. Add cream and vanilla. Be sure to blend in all the sugar, even though dough will be very dry. Shape and decorate as desired, with different colored sprinkles, confetti, etc. Store in refrigerator.

This is a fun recipe that also can be done on a frosty day, and even the smallest child can "help" decorate—after you get them rolled into balls.





I will honor Christmas in my heart,
and try to keep it all the year.

—Charles Dickens,
Ebeneezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol



Guest Article



Christmas Customs

A look at Christmastime customs . . . and where they originated:

Busy with last-minute Christmas shopping, you may not realize that Christmas gifts are a comparatively recent custom in the United States. In the early days of the nation, gifts were exchanged on New Year's Day—not Christmas. December 25th was a special day of worship . . . a religious holiday and nothing else.

But around the mid-1800s, gift-giving at Christmas became popular. It's been growing ever since, until today . . . well, just look at the crowds in the stores across the country. Millions of people are loaded down with Christmas packages for other people. So Christmas giving certainly is here to stay.

Christmas cards didn't appear in the United States until the early 1900s. The first American card manufacturer was a German named Louis Prang, of Roxbury, Massachusetts. And there's irony to this fact. It seems Massachusetts is the only state in the nation which once outlawed Christmas.

Actually, Massachusetts wasn't a state, but rather a British colony at the time. It abolished Christmas observance for 22 years . . . from 1659 to 1681. Anyone who didn't show up for work on Christmas Day was fined five shillings. Massachusetts didn't make Christmas a legal holiday until 1885.

Then there's the mistletoe tradition. What's now a Yuletide license for kissing used to be crushed and fermented into an intoxicating liquor by pagan tribes. The Norsemen regarded mistletoe as a sacred berry with great powers of healing.

The custom of hanging Christmas stockings originated in Holland, where the children used their shoes to collect gifts. The wooden shoes were parked by the fireplace to be filled by their patron saint . . . St. Nicholas.

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"Some of the women on my block organized a cookie exchange to solve the problem of not having enough time to do all of the baking we'd like during the holidays.

Each person chooses a different type of cookie to bake and makes ten dozen, wrapping each dozen separately.

Then we all get together and place the cookies out on a table (saving some to taste), and everyone chooses the cookies they want.

This eliminates having to bake ten different kinds of cookies and having to buy all of those ingredients.

And my company enjoys the selection, thinking that I have spent hours in the kitchen!"

Linda Cloninger
Riverside, California





It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

—Charles Dickens



Inspiration


Keeping Christmas

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day,
And that is, keeping Christmas.

Are you willing . . .
To forget what you have done for other people,
And to remember what other people have done for you;

To ignore what the world owes you,
And to think what you owe the world;

To put your rights in the background,
And your duties in the middle distance,
And your chances to do a little more
Than your duty in the foreground;

To see that men and women are just as real as you are,
And try to look behind their faces to their hearts,
Hungry for joy;

To own up to the fact that probably the only good reason
For your existence is not what you are going to get out of life,
But what you are going to give to life;

To close your book of complaints
Against the management of the universe,
And look around you for a place
Where you can sow a few seeds of happiness—

Are you willing to do these things even for a day?
Then you can keep Christmas.

Are you willing to stoop down and consider
The needs and desires of little children;

To remember the weakness and
loneliness of people growing old;
To stop asking how much your friends love you,
And ask yourself whether you love them enough;

To bear in mind the things that
other people have to bear in their hearts;
To try to understand What those who
live in the same home with you really want,
Without waiting for them to tell you;

To trim your lamp so that it will give
more light and less smoke,
And to carry it in front so that your shadow will fall behind you;

To make a grave for your ugly thoughts,
And a garden for your kindly feelings with the gate open—

Are you willing to do these things, even for a day?
Then you can keep Christmas.

Are you willing to believe
That love is the strongest thing in the world—
Stronger than hate,
stronger than evil,
Stronger than death—

And that the blessed life
Which began in Bethlehem two thousand years ago
Is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love?
Then you can keep Christmas.

And if you can keep it for a day,
Why not always?
But you can never keep it alone.

—Henry Van Dyke




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