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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 7 - Issue 29 - August 14, 2007
Published every Tuesday


Greetings, all! You will notice a new section in today's issue entitled "The Soap Box." I figured I might as well have a formal name for it, because it seems lately that I'm "on" it more often than not!

If you know anyone with diabetes, share today's health message with him; don't know personally if it works, but I'd sure be willing to try it if I had that condition! :-)

And don't miss the guest article on how Muslims are getting preferential treatment in U.S. schools . . . appalling!


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Contents:

Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
The Soap Box
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
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They must be felt with the heart.

—Helen Keller



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Feature Article


Room for Both?

Today I heard a well known long-time evangelist putting down the positive thinking crowd.

Controlling negative thinking is controlling and guarding against letting demonic forces enter you.

Sadly, the aforesaid evangelist means well, but he lumped positive thinking preachers into the same slot as those who preach another gospel, i.e., allowing abortion, homosexuality, and other perversions.

While I realize that there are many "feel good" preachers around these days, the truth of what they are expounding should not be put down or written off.

I believe that these kinds of preachers should be exhorted privately by their peers not to ignore the basic tenets of Christianity and that they should be encouraged to inject more Biblical teachings into their sermons.

I listen to both kinds of preachers, because I am a "seasoned" Christian, not a newcomer. Unfortunately, both kinds of preachers, well meaning though they may be, may unwittingly distort things for some people who are not well versed in the Scriptures.

The Bible warns that, in the last days, many would preach to the "itching of their ears," meaning that those who adhere only to the "feel good" types do so because it is "comfortable" and allows them to operate in the "ways of the world," so to speak, without taking personal responsibility for sin. They just don't want to be held accountable.

At the same time, we are to be "in" the world, but not "of" the world. And if you turn on "Christian" television today, more often than not you might think that you are listening to a secular station because of the music.

Tuning in ten years ago to the largest Christian network meant that you automatically could enjoy good praise, worship, and gospel music—really spiritual music that brought the Presence. Sadly, that is no longer the case! And this is one more way in which the gospel is being watered down.

The Bible says that we are to be sanctified (set apart) as a peculiar (different) people. In other words, the rest of the world should be able to tell very quickly if we are Christians. And I'm not talking about dress, hairstyles, or lack of makeup either!

"Feel good" preachers gradually evolve more into psychologists and motivational speakers, rather than actually expounding primarily on the Word of God. They specialize in expounding on explaining different facets of human behavior.

Conversely, many of the "main line" preachers go overboard in the opposite direction and end up driving people away. Not that they should water down the gospel, but there should be room for both styles, with appropriate caveats where warranted.

This is just my opinion—any feedback out there?

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank: "Not by might, not by power, but by my __________ , saith the Lord of hosts."

1 — strength
2 — love
3 — holiness
4 — spirit

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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.

—Anonymous



The Soap Box



At first I thought this was funny . . . then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom . . ."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (F.U.T.A.)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges; IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (S.U.T.A.)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State, and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Still think this is funny?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. The U.S. owed absolutely nothing, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened to the America we knew? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.



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Today's Chuckle


Too Complicated?

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.

"Each year," he replied with a grin, "the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."

When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend asked our guide, "So what's the answer?" The guide replied, "One."





It is one of the most beautiful compensations
of life, that no man can sincerely try to help
another without helping himself.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This concerns the misuse of "led" and "lead" and "misled" and "mislead."

Actually, "lead" is the one most misused. "Lead" is never used in the past tense. "Led" is the past tense of "lead." The only time "lead" is pronounced the same as "led" is when "lead" is used as a noun, as in "lead pipe." "Lead" has other uses also, but no purpose is served by complicating the explanation of the words in question here.

"Misled" is the past tense of "mislead," plain and simple.

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Kind words do not cost much. They never blister the tongue or lips. They make other people good-natured. They also produce their own image on men's souls, and a beautiful image it is.

—Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)



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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
but beautiful old people are works of art.

—Eleanor Roosevelt



Guest Article



Some Say Schools Giving Muslims Special Treatment
by Oren Dorell, U.S.A. Today

[Publisher's question — What kind of horse puckey is this, anyway?]

Some public schools and universities are granting Muslim requests for prayer times, prayer rooms and ritual foot baths, prompting a debate on whether Islam is being given preferential treatment over other religions.

The University of Michigan at Dearborn is planning to build foot baths for Muslim students who wash their feet before prayer. An elementary school in San Diego created an extra recess period for Muslim pupils to pray.

At George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia, Muslim students using a "meditation space" laid out Muslim prayer rugs and separated men and women in accordance with their Islamic beliefs.

Critics see a double standard and an organized attempt to push public conformance with Islamic law.

"What (school officials) are doing . . . is to give Muslim students religious benefits that they do not give any other religion right now," says Richard Thompson, president and chief counsel at the Thomas More Law Center, an advocacy group for Christians.

Advocates say the accommodations are legal.

"The whole issue is to provide for a religious foundation for those who are observant while respecting separation of church and state," says Salam Al-Marayati, executive director of the Muslim Public Affairs Council, based in Los Angeles. Many schools accommodate the Christian and Jewish sabbaths and allow Jewish students to not take tests on religious holidays, he says.

Barry Lynn, of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, says however that the law is murky on these expressions of faith. And the American Civil Liberties Union [Publisher's question: Shouldn't this organization more accurately be called the "Anti-Christian Liberties Union"?] says overt religious symbols like crucifixes are not legal, but whether Muslim foot baths and prayer rugs fall into that category is not clear.

"That's a difficult one, and it's right on the edge," says Jeremy Gunn, director of the A.C.L.U. program on freedom of religion and belief in Washington, D.C.

At the forefront of the movement is the Muslim Students' Association, which has formed a Muslim Accommodations Task Force to push for foot baths and prayer rooms. At least 17 universities have foot baths built or under construction, including Boston University, George Washington University and Temple University, and at least nine universities have prayer rooms for "Muslim students only," including Stanford, Emory and the University of Virginia, according to the M.S.A's website. The association did not return calls seeking comment.

Zuhdi Jasser, a Muslim and chairman of the American Islamic Forum for Democracy, which promotes separation of mosque and state, says he is concerned about the accommodations. "Unusual accommodations for one faith at the cost of everybody else doesn't fall on the side of pluralism," he said.

At George Mason University, non-Muslim students were asked to observe Muslim rules in the prayer area, such as keeping men on one side and women on the other and removing their shoes, according to Broadside, the school newspaper. Alissa Karton, assistant to the vice president for student life, said the article prompted the school to order students to roll up prayer rugs when not in use and move the dividers.

The University of Michigan agreed to install foot baths after talks with the M.S.A., said Terry Gallagher, director of public relations at the campus. Some Muslims ritually wash their feet before praying five times a day.

Daniel Pipes, founder of the Middle East Forum, a conservative think tank, sees the requests as part of a movement to force the public to acquiesce to Islamic law.

"The goal of Islamists is the application of Islamic law," Pipes says.

In the San Diego case, a substitute teacher at Carver Elementary School alleged that teachers were indoctrinating students into Islam. The San Diego Unified School District determined that a teacher's aide was wrong to lead Muslim students in prayer. Carver still has a special recess to allow 100 Muslim students to pray.

The A.C.L.U, which has often sued schools for permitting prayer, says it is waiting to see what kind of policy the school settles on before deciding whether to sue. It says promoting prayers is unconstitutional.

"If you start carving out time in the school day that you would not do but for the need to let students pray, then it begins to look like what you're trying to do is to assist religion," says David Blair-Loy, legal director for the A.C.L.U. in San Diego.

Thompson says such conflicts are bound to proliferate. He and other Christians, he says, are preparing to ask for equal consideration such as a Christian prayer recess.

"What you're going to see out there is more of these kinds of cases as the Muslim community tests how far it can go in the public school system," he says. "If this can happen for Muslims, it can happen for Christians and other religions."

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The tragedy of life is what dies
inside a man while he lives.

—Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)





Answer to Bible trivia:

4 — spirit is correct
See Zechariah 4:6



Inspiration


Love, Wealth and Success
Author Unknown

A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?" they asked. "No," she said. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in," they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in," he said.

The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!" he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the three old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him.

Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love—why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"




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