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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 7 - Issue 4 - January 23, 2007
Published every Tuesday


Welcome, one and all. Winter finally has come to the Ohio Valley with several inches of the white stuff and the cold to go with it. Still, we cannot complain, for the weather still is a tad warmer than usual.

With this issue the "Test Your Bible Knowledge" feature has changed to a slightly different format. Hope you like it.

I'm starting to work on something very exciting that I hope to be able to share with all of you soon. We'll see. Meanwhile, happy reading! :-)

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In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001

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Seek good, and no evil, that you
may live; and so the Lord, the God
of hosts, shall be with you . . ."

—Amos 5:14



Contents:

Sponsor Ad
Ad Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Classifieds
Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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The stupid neither forgive nor forget;
the naive forgive and forget;
the wise forgive but do not forget.

—Thomas Szasz, M.D.



A Healthier You


Kudzu for Alcohol Cravings

Dr. Julian Whitaker's newsletter is a rich source of information concerning alternative health, and today's offering in this slot is taken from his latest. Hope someone benefits from it!

"If you're from the South like I am (I grew up in Atlanta), you're familiar with kudzu, a fast-growing vine that has overtaken more than seven million acres of land, enveloping trees, telephone poles, and anything else in its path. But this pesky weed also has a positive side: It curbs alcohol cravings."

[Just a thought from your publisher: Could it be that our Lord has stepped up the growth of this natural antidote to keep pace with the explosion of alcoholism?]

"To test this, Massachusetts researchers set up a "lab" in an apartment where study subjects came after work. They took either a kudzu supplement or a placebo capsule and then drank as many beers as they desired. The experiment was later repeated, and the kudzu-placebo groups were switched.

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Feature Article


An Ice Cream World

If you're anything like I am, you remember back when you were a child, when ice cream—and candy and soda pop and potato chips and popcorn and cake and pie—were real, and relatively rare, treats.

And since they were few and far between, when we did get them, we savored them with relish, often saving the "icing" (the best part) until last.

For most of us, these treats never were a part of everyday life. Or, in families where they were eaten daily, they were meted out sparingly, and only after "you finish your dinner." (And if we didn't finish our dinner, there was no treat, and no amount of begging or cajoling would change our parents' minds.)

I think it was better then, because we were thus rewarded for good actions and deprived of any reward for lack of good actions.

Today these former "treats" are nonexistent. Oh, the sweets are still around, but they're no longer considered treats. They are mainstays of our overindulgent society.

I cannot but help thinking that this is just one more sign of the extremism extant in our most affluent society.

The Bible says to do all things in moderation. Once again, having departed from yet another biblical principle, the results are nothing short of disastrous to our children.

So, even though the "treats" are gone, the overindulgence of our little ones has resulted in a horrifying percentage of them being obese.

Parking spaces and riding grocery carts for the "handicapped" are phenomena we've seen creep into our daily lives as one result. Sadly, the ill health of our children, teens, and young people is another.

This is yet one more social issue that needs to be addressed before we become a nation of invalids. Any suggestions out there?

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks:

"The _____ of the Lord is the beginning of _________:"

1 — fear, knowledge
2 — understanding, love
3 — faith, understanding
4 — hope, truth

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The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

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It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hard put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secrets acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.

—Henry Ward Beecher



Today's Chuckle


Qantas Airlines

These are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had a major accident.

P — Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S — Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P — Test flight okay, except auto-land very rough.
S — Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P — Something loose in cockpit.
S — Something tightened in cockpit.

P — Dead bugs on windshield.
S — Live bugs on back-order.

P — Evidence of lead on right main landing gear.
S — Evidence removed.

P — D.M.E. volume unbelievably loud.
S — D.M.E. volume set to more believable level.

P — Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S — That's what they are for.

P — I.F.F. inoperative.
S — I.F.F. always inoperative on "off" mode.

P — Suspected crack in windshield.
S — Suspect you are right.

P — Number 3 engine missing.
S — Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P — Aircraft handles funny.
S — Aircraft warned to straighten up, be serious and fly right.

P — Target radar hums.
S — Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P — Mouse in cockpit.
S — Cat installed.





The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by
exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor.

—Paul Dudley White



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

"Only" is one highly misused, misplaced, and evidently, misunderstood word.

Depending on its placement within a sentence, this little four-letter word can drastically change the meaning of that sentence.

Cases in point:

Only I have candy for you.
I only have candy for you.
I have only candy for you.
I have candy for only you.

Do you see the differences?

I only meant to say that I love you.
I meant only to say that I love you.
I meant to say only that I love you.
I meant to say that I love only you.

See what a difference placement within the sentence makes?

Only do it if your life depends on it.
Do it—only if your life depends on it.
Do it, if only your life depends on it.
Do it, if your only life depends on it.
Do it, if your life depends only on it.

These are rather inane examples, and if someone else can improve measurably upon them by submitting another unique example, that person will receive a free top sponsor ad as soon as the space is available.

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It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.

—Helen Keller



Internet Hints & Tips


Finding an Ideal Web Host

Tips to Running an online business means worrying about uptime and the smooth functioning of the website. Building traffic and making a success of a website need the constant support of the web host.

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When you arise in the morning, think of what
a precious privilege it is to be alive—to
breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

—Marcus Aurelius



Guest Article



Making Your Fortune with Virtual Real Estate
by Michael Kay

Every now and then someone puts together a couple of obvious thoughts, packages them with a snappy name and captures the imagination of the world.

Virtual Real Estate (VRE) is just such a case.

John Reese—a "guru's guru" famous for his obsession with testing—did just that in 2006. And not only is the idea snappy and smart, it's also available to anyone and everyone with time and patience. John claims to make hundreds of thousands with the idea and given his reputation, I believe him, but, I'm equally sure everyone can make something. The size of the "something" is in your hands.

So what is the idea?

VRE is really a web page filled with content and optimized through keywords, on which Google AdSense or the Yahoo Publisher Network (YPN) advertisements are placed. The Google, etc. ads are, of course, made automatically appropriate to the content. So if you're writing about buying a golf club, ads for golf clubs will appear. Every time someone clicks on an ad, the page owner gets a little shot of income.

A single web page is, naturally, not going to bring in much —even if someone finds it. So the trick of VRE is to create sites containing hundreds or thousands of pages, (or networks of inter-linked mini-sites); hence, the need for time and patience. The bigger the site, the more attractive it is to the search engines that will gobble up such a feast of content, and, over time it will be well served with "free traffic."

That's the concept, and it works because it goes "with the flow" of the Internet.

*It satisfies what has emerged as the internet's primary purpose—providing information.

*It lines up with the philosophies of the search engines—content.

*And it uses a tool that the search engines depend on for their core profitability—AdSense and YPN. Brilliant!

So who is doing VRE?

Well, VRE practitioners fall into two groups—the "force-feeders" and the "organic farmers."

The Force Feeders

The Force Feeders want to set up passive money engines that will chug along, providing a stream of cash. This is how they do it.

Step One — They select a theme that meets the following criteria:

• Keywords associated with the theme that have a high bid price in Google AdWords. This means a high pay-out in Google AdSense and YPN.

• Those keywords attract a high number of searches, partly why they are high priced.

• The keywords have low competition in the search results; not many other web pages are ranking in the search engines for these terms.

Step Two — They publish a page (or massive collection of pages) with "keyword optimized" content derived from the web itself through automated feeds and copying articles, etc. They may even make the content dynamic, and even more attractive to the engines.

Step Three — They place Google or Yahoo ads and flesh it all out with affiliate links.

They now have a site that attracts high-paying, high-search, low-competition keywords and gets lots of people looking at its pages (traffic), lots of people finding its pages (targeted customers), and thereby solid Google AdSense, etc. revenue.

Great so far?

But (there is always is a but!) the side effect of these sites is the creation of massive duplication of content across the web. This clutters up the search engines, and they really don't like it! This has led to a backlash from Google that (as so often happens on the web) cramps the effectiveness of this program for those coming in after the first wave.

The Organic Farmer

I've focused on the word "organic," because this player believes success in life (and web business) comes ultimately by sticking with the natural flow, compared with the "force feeder," who (like his real-world farming counterpoint) tries to accelerate and warp natural growth processes.

Here's how the organic folks do it…

Step One — The organic farmers start inside themselves, looking for something they have a passion for. Building a huge site takes a lot of effort and persistence—you'd better love it.

Step Two — They build an ever-expanding site or network of sites filled with "keyword optimized" pages full of "original content" that will attract searchers in their niche by working with the search engines—thereby avoiding the search engine blockers. Naturally, every page is populated with Google, Yahoo, and affiliate links.

Step Three — They promote traffic to the site(s) by recycling the original content as articles, viral books, etc. that they spread across the web. They may even promote in other ways, but articles, etc. give a strong, long term push.

Step Four — They re-purpose their content into other digital assets, such as special reports, ebooks, etc., and sell them through the site, but also through other channels, such as Amazon.

Step Five — They make sure the site captures an email list, so creating yet another long-term digital asset.

Which are you?

The force feeders are part of the "instant passive income" crowd that fills the web. They may not get-rich-quick with VRE (it takes time to mature), but they aim to get rich without continuing effort. And this is fine.

The organics are fascinated by their passion, and that comes through in their persistence and in the quality of their content. They may also get wealthy, and they will have fun doing it.

Both are viable strategies. Which one you choose depends on your personality and strategic philosophy.

©2006, Michael Kay

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The greatest analgesic, soporific, stimulant,
tranquilizer, narcotic, and to some extent even
antibiotic—in short, the closest thing to a genuine
panacea—known to medical science is work.

—Thomas Szasz, M.D.





Answer to the Bible quiz:

#1 — "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but a fool despises correction."

—Proverbs 7:1



Inspiration


The Penny

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc.

This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about.

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend.

The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house.

The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live.

The husband's employer was quite generous as a host and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the chance to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so she was enjoying herself immensely!

As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband. He stopped suddenly, looking down on the pavement for a long, silent moment. Arlene wondered if she was supposed to pass him. There was nothing on the ground except a single darkened penny that someone had dropped, and a few cigarette butts.

Still silent, the man reached down and picked up the penny. He held it up and smiled, then put it in his pocket as if he had found a great treasure. How absurd! What need did this man have for a single penny? Why would he even take the time to stop and pick it up?

Throughout dinner, the entire scene nagged at her.

Finally, she could stand it no longer!

She casually mentioned that her daughter once had a coin collection, and asked if the penny he had found had been of some value.

A smile crept across the man's face as he reached into his pocket for the penny and held it out for her to see. She had seen many pennies before! What was the point of this?

"Look at it," he said.

"Read what it says."

She read the words "United States of America "

"No, not that; read further."

"One cent?"

"No, keep reading."

"In God we trust?"

"Yes!"

"And?"

"And if I trust in God, the name of God is holy, even on a coin. Whenever I find a coin, I see that inscription. It is written on every single United States coin, but we never seem to notice it!

God drops a message right in front of me telling me to trust Him. Who am I to pass it by? When I see a coin, I pray, I stop to see if my trust is still in God at that moment. I pick the coin up as a response to God, that I do trust in Him.

For a short time, at least, I cherish it as if it were gold. I think it is God's way of starting a conversation with me."

Lucky for me, God is patient, and pennies are plentiful! When I was out shopping today, I found a penny on the sidewalk. I stopped and picked it up, and realized that I had been worrying and fretting in my mind about things I cannot change.

I read the words, "In God we trust," and had to laugh. Yes, God, I get the message.

It seems that I have been finding an inordinate number of pennies in the last few months, but then, pennies are plentiful!

And God is patient . . .




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