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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 10 — March 11, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Greetings, one and all!    In this issue we've brought back the "Subscriber in the Spotlight" feature, so if you've not already done so, you are invited to submit a short bio, so grab some free publicity and let us get to know you better. Just don't make it sound like an ad, although you may include your email addy and 'net address. Tell us about your background, where you live, your life, family, etc.

To submit a bio, just email it to me at elfbutter@sbcglobal.net.

Also below you will find another deviation from our mathematical lifestyle change series, triggered by the awesome discoveries I'm making while researching the fascinating properties of common, ordinary water. I think you will find it interesting as well.

Finally, I'd like to get some more participation with our weekly contest. This isn't rocket science, folks. Plus, it gives you a chance for free exposure.

Hope you enjoy this issue, and may God bless you all!


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

——2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
A Healthier You
Subscriber in the Spotlight
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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Contest


Results of last issue's contest, when the question was — What was the most expensive silent movie in the world?

The answer — We're sure you all remember the chariot scene from "Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ" but which version did you see? Ben Hur was originally a book written by Lew Wallace in 1880. In 1899 Ben Hur was a Broadway play. In 1907 it was released a a film for the first time. In 1925 it was released again. The 1959 version is the best know, starring Charlton Heston. In 2003 Ben Hur was released as an animated film.

It is the 1925 version that interests us as it was the most expensive silent film ever produce costing 3.9 million 1920's dollars which is worth about $33mil. today. Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford were extras in the chariot race scene. See J. L. Handlon's offer above.

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"A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have."

—Thomas Jefferson



Subscriber in the Spotlight


The first subscriber to submit his or her personal profile sharing with the rest of us all about who he/she is, background, family, location, interests, hobbies, goals, dreams, etc., will be spotlighted in this spot in the next issue—and yes, an email and/or website may be included!

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And now . . . meet Kristie Chiles, our Subscriber in the Spotlight . . .

Kristie is a former schoolteacher, aerobics instructor, personal trainer, former full-time Mom (kids are grown) who is now an internet marketer and lovin it! She loves to stay at home to work looking out a picture window view of the hills of North Georgia. "God has created a beautiful world in which to live, love, dream and work." Kristie's sites:

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A Healthier You


Again, we're going to interrupt our mathematical lifestyle change series for what I consider to be the single most important health discovery to come along in many a moon . . .

Actually, early on in the aforementioned series, we added this basic ingredient to the equation, but perhaps not with the urgency I hope to convey this time!

What has triggered me to write again on this matter is that I have been doing some extensive research on plain, good ol' water! And I'm telling you, folks, this is the answer to multifarious health issues out there.

I can say that because of the extensive scientific research on the books by more and more medical doctors, who are speaking up and speaking out and risking their reputations and practices to do so. Bravo to them!

Get to your library today or order these two books online: "Your Body's Many Cries for Water" and "You're Not Sick, You're Thirsty!" by Dr. F. Batmanghelidj. Dr. Batman (as he is affectionately known) is from Iran, and I first heard about him years ago through Sam Biser in "Ancient Cleansing Formulas that Work," which I believe is now out of print.

I just finished the "You're Not Sick . . . " book, and let me tell you, it is crammed full of the most interesting information for your health that you'll ever read. For example, every twenty-four hours your body recycles the equivalent of 40,000 glasses of water just to maintain its normal physiological functions! During this recycling process, depending on environmental conditions, your body develops a shortage of six to ten glasses of water each day, and it is absolutely crucial that that water be replaced!

Dr. Batman's recommendations are as follows:

1 — Drink water before each meal, preferably half an hour before, to prepare the digestive tract, particularly if you suffer with gastritis, duodenitis, heartburn, peptic ulcer, colitis, or gas-producing indigestion.

2 — Any time you are thirsty, drink water, even with your meals.

3 — Drink more water two and a half hours after your meals to complete your digestion process and to correct the dehydration caused by food breakdown. 17:00 3/10/2008

4 — Upon arising in the morning, drink a full glass of water to counteract dehydration produced during sleep.

5 — Always drink water before exercising so that it is bioavailable to create perspiration.

6 — You especially need water if you are constipated and/or do not get enough fresh fruits and vegetables. Two to three glasses first thing in the morning acts as a most effective catalyst to spur peristalsis.

As to the second book by Dr. Batman, I'm only on page 18 as I write this, and I cannot wait for my nightly reading time to discover more gems!

Do not ever substitute any other liquid for your water! Other liquids have a different effect on body chemistry, even though they might contain a lot of water. The only substance that can be substituted for pure water is freshly made fruit and/or vegetable juices. (Note the emphasis on "freshly made"!

Do not put this off, folks. I cannot stress this enough. Your health depends on it, not to mention what you will be saving in doctor bills!

Finally, what I am finding with all this research is that God-given water is the most fascinating substance I've ever learned about in my six and a half decades on this planet . . . so much so, in fact, that I'm seriously considering creating another ezine devoted exclusively to water!





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To one without faith, no explanation is possible.

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Feature Article


Another Way of Looking at a Most Perplexing Question

Why do those lacking in moral character prosper while the morally upright or innocent suffer?

Well, if those of good character don't get their reward here on earth, to me that implies that they will get it in the next phase of their eternal lives as born-again Christians. But they will prosper, and that eternally.

Conversely, if evil people don't get their just desserts in this life, they will get their dastardly harvests in the next . . . they are operating on a "credit" basis, while Christians pay "cash," so to speak. Otherwise, the universal law of reciprocity, where we reap what we plant, would be cancelled out.

So if someone is planting evil seeds now, the evil harvest will be theirs, in the here and now—or in the there and then.

There is another aspect to consider also. Just as some earthly fathers will overindulge their offspring in the hope that they will come to be appreciative and live their lives as they should, so I believe that our heavenly Father blesses the wayward most bountifully to influence them to return "home" to Him—that they will feel so blessed they will choose to respond appropriately and return to love Him. (Remember how the Israelites strayed again and again?)

Of course, many of us believe that the Lord, in His infinite wisdom, disciplines and chastises us for sins we may not even recall, but we also know that He forgives us in the end, even though His forgiveness doesn't change His eternal law of reciprocity.

In other words, just because we have His forgivness doesn't mean that we don't have to pay for our mistakes. He forgives violations of His natural laws, but He doesn't change the consequences of those violations—just as our legal system will pardon a person of a crime after he has paid the price of so many years of confinement. And even though the Lord forgives today, we still have to pay the consequences—even if it takes a day or a decade.

Remember that, no matter how much the unGodly seem to prosper and thrive, their end is certain. So don't fall into the trap of feeling envious of their seeming prosperity, because their enjoyment is superficial and temporary . . . their joy is not full, because of that which they lack. Their spirit cannot be fulfilled, and the pity of it is, most of the time they don't even know why.

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Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds. Men live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies into which they never enter, and with their hands on the door-latch, they die outside.

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He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more, He who loses faith, loses all.

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Today's Chuckle


An Idiot Story

Yet another reason to wear glasses.

After a drinking binge, a Pennsylvania man decided to remove his contact lenses to go to sleep. After several unsuccessful and painful tries, he decided to go to the emergency room.

He lumbered in, complaining of severe pain while trying to take out his contacts. They must have been pretty busy, because a nurse tried to help, to no avail.

Finally, a doctor came in and discovered that the man was not wearing any contacts. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.





"Leaders are the custodians of a nation's ideals, of the beliefs it cherishes, of its permanent hopes, of the faith which makes a nation out of a mere aggregation of individuals."

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Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This one concerns the misuse of "lose" and "loose." Now listen up!

"Lose" refers misplacing something, or it can refer to losing something, such as money. If you can use the word "loss" to refer back to it, you want to use "lose," (4 letters, same as "loss") and not "loose."

"Loose" refers to something that is set free or something that isn't tight, such as a loose screw, or loose change. Try this mnemonic:    Loose as a goose.

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Nine requisites for contented living:

Health enough to make work a pleasure.
Wealth enough to support your needs.
Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them.
Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them.
Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished.
Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor.
Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others.
Faith enough to make real the things of God.
Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the          future.

—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
(1749-1832)



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3 Steps To Online Marketing Competence
by Daniel Levis

Whoever said knowledge is power, was wrong.

Way too many people read a few online marketing books, and then figure they know everything there is to know in those books just because they read them. And then at a certain point they stop buying any more books, because they know everything. But guess what? They don't practice any of it. And then they wonder why they're not making any money marketing online.

I'm going to let you in on a big secret. Until you actually do something with what you learn, you haven't really learned anything. If that's you, you would do well to go out of your way to buy as many books, courses, tapes etc. as you possibly can, until you feel so stupid for learning the same things over and over again . . . or you go so broke . . . you're finally forced to get off your duff and do something with all that "knowledge." Good grief!

You would be flabbergasted and stunned at the amount of money spent each year on marketing books, tapes, CDs, etc, that never get read, much less acted upon. The number is mind blowing. Everyone is looking for the silver bullet. Well, I've got news for you—it's probably sitting right under your nose, on your book shelf, or on your hard drive somewhere right now, and you just don't know it. You're blind to it until one day you see the same old tired idea presented in a slightly different light, and aha!

Finally you get it.

Finally your mind puts those pieces together in a way that inspires action. Was it due to some brilliant wordsmith who reached deep into your cranium and pulled some levers and switches until you suddenly became an online marketing genius actually capable of doing something? Probably not. It was the repeated exposure to a very simple but subtle idea, viewed from a variety of different angles until you finally got it. You finally understood what you needed to do to twist it just so . . . so it would work, for you!

Here's the crux of the biscuit.

Until you commit any of the material you think you're actually learning to "long term" memory—to the point that you can prattle it off instantly when your spouse wakes you up in the middle of the night—you don't have it. What you think you know doesn't mean squat. Why? You're just too slow. You're not commercially adept, because you have to "think" about what you're doing.

How do you become unconsciously competent, and therefore, "commercially adept"?

3 Steps to Online Marketing Competence!

1 - You have to get off you butt and try more things, with the understanding that you could very well fail. In marketing, there is no such thing as failure, only feedback. Put some skin in the game. Spend some time, put some money on the line, and chock it up to education. There is nothing like taking a little risk to supercharge your synapses, and burn those marketing lessons into your brain. Nothing.

But it's all worthless unless you . . .

2 – Ruthlessly track your results. There is absolutely no point in taking the aforesaid step without first putting a mechanism in place to measure results, and I'm not just talking about sales. For the first little while, you may well be focusing almost exclusively on clicks, or opt-ins, or time on page.

As long as you do something with what you learn, that's okay. Don't be discouraged if at first you are disappointed with the results. Just take the feedback, and tweak your little experiments until they start moving in the right direction.

3 – Develop some tricks that allow you to internalize what you learn more effectively and quickly. For example, if you buy an ebook, instead of just reading it, you can create a mind map out of each chapter. Instead of just reading great sales letters and marketing pieces, you can copy them out in your own handwriting and read them aloud.

And before you study anything, take a few deep breaths and remember "Why" you are learning it by visualizing that brand new house or car that you're after. The more of your senses you can involve, and the more you expose yourself to proven concepts and ideas (presented in a variety of different ways), the sooner you will have committed the lessons contained to long term memory.

It's a virtuous cycle. The more you do, the more you commit to long term memory, and the more you commit to long term memory, the more you do, until one day you're marketing in your sleep—and snoozing all the way to the bank!

©2007, Daniel Levis

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Daniel Levis is a top marketing consultant and direct response copywriter based in Toronto, Canada and publisher of the world famous copywriting anthology "Masters of Copywriting" featuring the marketing wisdom of 42 of the world's greatest copywriters, including Clayton Makepeace, Joe Sugarman, Joe Vitale, Bob Bly, and dozens more! For a Free excerpt, visit the link http://tinyurl.com/3c8www





The outward freedom that we shall attain will only be in exact proportion to the inward freedom to which we may have grown at a given moment. And if this is a correct view of freedom, our chief energy must be concentrated on achieving reform from within."

—Gandhi



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Answer to Bible trivia:

2 — Fear, duty is correct.
See Ecclesiastes 12:13



Inspiration


It seems prayer still upsets some people.

When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:

"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.

"We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done.

"We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

"We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.

"We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.

"We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

"We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.

"We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.

"We have abused power and called it politics.

"We have coveted our neighbors' possessions and called it ambition.

"We have polluted the air With profanity and pornography and called it freedom of speech and expression.

"We have ridiculed the time honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

"Search us, oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"

The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. [I wonder if they would have walked out if the prayer was offered by an imam.]

In six short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa, and Korea.

Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, "The Rest of the Story," and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired.

With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire, so that we again can be called "one nation under God."

If possible, please pass this prayer on to your friends. "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."

Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your email list, in less than thirty days it would be read by the world.




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