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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 14 — April 15, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone . . . this is going out somewhat later than usual, as I have had an extraordinary number of interruptions yesterday and today, the two days I usually prepare to publish. Numerous unexpected phone calls, visitors, business, etc. have claimed a lot of time.

Nevertheless, this issue is a "wrap"! I hope that you enjoy it, so without further ado . . .


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In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001

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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

——2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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—Unknown



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A Healthier You


Continuing right along with our mathematical lifestyle change, where we are adding or subtracting something beneficial or detrimental, and doing it one week at a time, this week let's add another cleanse.

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Drawing on my fine command
of language, I said nothing.

—Robert Benchley



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Feature Article


American, are you Aware of What's
Going on Right Under your Nose?

It occurs to me that, even with the advent of the Internet and varied other methods of communication today, many people are still abysmally ignorant of how the U.S.A. is changing right before our eyes.

And so, I take it upon myself (naturally) to inform you of a few things, and I am very sure that this is only the zenith of the iceberg.

These will appall you, so please be prepared!

Former Navy Chaplain Gordon James Klingenschmitt has been ousted from the service for a heinous crime . . . that of praying "in Jesus' Name"! This is the thanks he gets for service 15.5 years and earning a long line of award-winning evaluations.

Of course, this is a violation of this man's Constitutional right to freedom of religion, but who cares?

Six top evangelical ministries have been targeted by Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa. The U.S. Senate Finance Committee sent letters to Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Randy and Paula White, Creflo Dollar, and Eddie Long, asking them all for detailed information on expenses, executive compensation, amenities given to executives, and lists of all their donors and the amounts of those donations.

This is private information, but nonetheless, at least one ministry that I am aware of has voluntarily contacted the Internal Revenue Service and opened their books unabashedly to their investigation, instead of kow-towing to an arbitrary request by the Senate Committee. This was done, because the I.R.S. is obligated by law to keep their findings private. The Senate has no such legal or moral obligation!

Of course, this is a violation of these ministries' Constitutional right to freedom of religion, but who cares?

The American Congress for Truth tells of a man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism.

"Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp, and the Allies destroyed my factories."

We are told again and again by "experts" in the U.S.A. that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. This is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the spectra of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam. The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history.

It is the fanatics who march . . . who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide . . . who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honor kill . . . who take over mosque after mosque . . . who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals. The hard quantifiable fact is that the "peaceful majority," the "silent majority," is cowed and extraneous.

Communist Russia was comprised of Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian Communists were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant.

China's huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese Communists managed to kill a staggering 70 million people.

The average Japanese prior to World War II was not a warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across Southeast Asia in an orgy of killing that included the systematic murder of 12 million Chinese civilians, most killed by sword, shovel, and bayonet.

History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason, we often miss the most basic and uncomplicated of points:

Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemies if they don't speak up, because, like my friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun. Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs, Afghanis, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died, because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late.

But who cares? That was them, back then. It couldn't happen to us . . .

As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts—the fanatics who threaten our way of life.

And I haven't even touched on the dastardly things that are being foisted upon our innocent children in the public schools and universities throughout our land, the way history revisionists have bastardized our textbooks, the way that the theory of evolution is being taught as irrefutable fact, when quite the opposite is true, the way all vestiges of patriotism and Christianity are being systematically removed and even banned, not only from our public schools, but from the public square as well.

But who cares?

To conclude this rather lengthy article, I have probably forgotten to include many other important issues, but please wake up to the ones above . . . before it is too late!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks:" In the______ of people is the king's honour: but in the ____ of people is the destruction of the prince."

1 — sinfulness, wrath
2 — hopelessness, joy
3 — quality, strength
4 — multitude, want

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A master can tell you what he expects of you.
A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.

—Unknown



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Why we are here is important, but to
know where we are going is imperative.
It's not what you've got, it's what you use,
that makes a difference in how your life turns out.

—Zig Ziglar



Today's Chuckle


Funny Instruction Labels

On Sears hairdryer:
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On a bag of Frito's:
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On a bar of Dial soap:
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On some Swanson frozen dinners:
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(But it's "just" a suggestion!)





"A master in the art of living draws no sharp distinction between his work and his play; his labor and his leisure; his mind and his body; his education and his recreation. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence through whatever he is doing, and leaves others to determine whether he is working or playing. To himself, he always appears to be doing both."

—Francoise Rene Auguste Chateaubriand



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Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Am I the only one confused? I always thought that the act of professing something was a declaration of something, as in an open avowal of some belief or opinion. For instance, I could profess to be a friend of someone, or I could profess my faith.

On the other hand, I've always thought that the act of confessing something was an admission of guilt or incompetence or sin.

Now I find that the two are used interchangeably! How can that be? After all, "pro" is "for" something, while "con" is "against" something, right?

This was brought to the forefront of my mind lately by a friend sharing with me his "daily confessions," which are a list of what he wishes to see manifested in his life. Obviously, that does not "square" with my concept of confession.

In fact, the dictionary expressly states that "confession" can mean a "profession" of one's faith!

To my mind, if I profess (prophesy) a given statement, then I wish to see it come to be. Conversely, if I confess (admit) to the existence of a fact or an action, that is tantamount to acknowledging that that fact or action, undesirable as it may be, has already occurred.

Anyone out there with any thoughts on these points?

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"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

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Internet Marketing Tools that Work
by Dirk Wagner

Anyone who owns a website knows the importance of internet marketing tools. You may have a terrific idea for a website with an excellent product or service, superb design, content and functionality, but if you do not use the right strategies, your site may not attract the all-important highly targeted traffic.

Getting a lot of traffic into a site has very little to do with the site itself, but with how the webmaster or site owner advertises it. With hundreds of competing sites, you must employ the most effective internet marketing tools that will truly deliver results.

There are different internet marketing tools that you can use. All of these techniques and methods aim at increasing your website traffic. You must find a way for web surfers to find your site. To do this, you must put yourself in the shoes of your prospective visitors and future clients and see the internet through their eyes.

Where do they usually go whenever they are looking up something on the web? The answer is the search engine; in fact, the two most popular websites on the web today are both search engines and portals. Thus, you should focus your internet marketing efforts on the search engine.

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"For me, happiness came from prayer to a kindly God, faith in a kindly God, love for my fellow man, and doing the very best I could every day of my life.

"I had looked for happiness in fast living, but it was not there. I tried to find it in money, but it was not there, either. But when I placed myself in tune with what I believed to be fundamental truths of life; when I began to develop my limited ability, to rid mind of all kinds of tangled thoughts and fill it with zeal and courage and love; when I gave myself a chance by treating myself decently and sensibly, I began to feel the stimulating, warm glow of happiness."

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Guest Article



Three Cheers for Bill Cosby!

I may have published this before, and if you have a problem with that, I'm sorry. But even if I did, it's worth getting out there to some new people.

On May 17, 2004, at an N.A.A.C.P. event commemorating the 50th anniversary of Brown vs. Board of Education, the landmark Supreme Court decision that struck down school segregation, entertainer Bill Cosby voiced these assertions:

"They're standing on the corner, and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk:

"Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be . . .

"And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

"And then I heard the father talk.

"Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

"In fact, you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

"The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

"These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers—for what?

"And they won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'

"I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

"Where were you when he was two?

"Where were you when he was twelve?

"Where were you when he was eighteen, and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?

"And where is the father? Or who is his father?

"People putting their clothes on backward: Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

"People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something?

"Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?

"Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercings] going through her body?

"What part of Africa did this come from?

"We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa.

"With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua, and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.

"Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

"We have got to take the neighborhood back. People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' . . . or men, or whatever you call them now.

"We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

"We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks, have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

"We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.

"We cannot blame the white people any longer."

—Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.

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I always knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry . . .

—Unknown



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Inspiration


Growing in the Garden of Faith

Mature faith is not something we automatically have. It grows, as that which is planted in a garden. It needs daily watering and feeding and care (pure water and food) and protection from weeds (tares and cares). Then is our measure enlarged (2 Corinthians 10:15), and our power to move God in prayer is strengthened, and we are empowered by our resulting righteousness to pray fervently and effectively.

It takes a certain amount of faith to accept the Lord; that is our seed measure that He gives to us when He draws us to Him. What we do with that measure of ours is up to us. If we don't nurture it, it dies, and then it is impossible for us to revive it again. Hebrews 6:4-6 —
2 Peter 2:20




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