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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 16 — April 29, 2008
Published every Tuesday
This is great! It's Monday afternoon, and I have this issue all set to go out tomorrow . . . which is tantamount to my having a "free" day. Whoopee! Of course, I won't be just sitting around but will finally "get" to attend to some things I've been neglecting . . . like spring cleaning . . . organizing some badly unorganized closets, shelves, drawers, etc.
Maybe I'll get really ambitious and clean out the refrigerator and some other fun things! :-)
And while I'm doing all of that, I hope you'll be enjoying this week's issue . . . and please enter the weekly contest; it's fun and easy and may just get you the top sponsor slot next week!
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Contents:
Top Sponsor
Weekly Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera
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Subscriber in the Spotlight
The first subscriber to submit his or her personal profile sharing with the rest of us all about who he/she is, background, family, location, interests, hobbies, goals, dreams, etc., will be spotlighted in this spot in the next issue—and yes, an email and/or website may be included!
And now, meet Ilham Nicolaidou, today's Subscriber in the Spotlight . . .
Hi!
My name is Ilham Benzina Nicolaidou, a 28-year old woman originally from Morocco, now living in Nicosia, in the Cyprus Island.
I'm married and received the fruit of my marriage on the August 26 2007—a sweet, adorable baby girl Sylvana Rania.
I'm working as a M.E.N.A. Data Analyst in Lipper a Reuters, which was recently sold to Thomson.
I received my Bachelor degree in marketing/languages and communication from I.L.C.S. in Morocco, one of the colleges in my country (the quality of the education got ISO recently).
I came to Cyprus three years ago for an M.B.A., where I met my husband and now make this island my permanent residence.
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We are always getting ready to live but never living.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
A Healthier You
I'm interrupting our ongoing mathematical lifestyle change series again to bring you yet another article on the benefits of drinking water, and here 'tis (author unknown):
Absolutely nothing takes the place of good clean
water. Your kidneys, liver and lungs require water to flush out
the daily toxins you consume, and that doesn't happen when you
drink sugar/chemical laden/caffeine laden liquids!
Water is an acquired taste and something I had to fight hard to
overcome. I overcame by filling two 32 ounce empty lemon juice
bottles with filtered water—we have a home filter/purification
system—with a dozen drops of liquid minerals, well shaken to
mix minerals and place in the freezer freezing overnight then
taking one out the next morning and putting it by my desk and
making myself drink it as it thaws.
Took a while, but soon I was able to drink both bottles during
the day giving my organs a real flush and making for a healthier
me . . . Now it took several months before I finally discovered
that I preferred water to other liquids.
Why water over other liquids? In a study done at Loma Linda
University Medical Center a few years back, researchers evaluated
the water-drinking habits of 34,000 people over a six-year period.
Their discovery was dramatic and also proved that nothing is as
good as good clean water (not city tap water).
The people in
the study who drank at least five glasses of water a day were
dramatically shown to reduce their risk of dying from a heart
attack, stroke, or cancer, as well as less arthritis, among the
water drinkers. Also they had fewer back and joint problems
compared to the general public.
Findings: Comparing those who drank fewer than two glasses of
water a day with those who drank five or more glasses of
pure water daily, men have a 51 percent and women a 35 percent
decreased risk of dying from coronary heart disease.
The results
were equally promising for strokes; those who drank more than
five glasses of water a day had a 44 percent reduction in the
risk of fatal stroke, compared to those who drank two or fewer
glasses of water daily. Study written up in Family Practice
News Oct,98:1-2
If the is blood thicker, which happens when other liquids are
ingested, it has a more difficult time moving through the blood
vessels, and this in turn increases your risk of heart attack
and stroke.
Juices, sodas, coffee, and teas thicken the blood, as well as
dehydrate the system. Dehydration occurs because those liquids draw water from the intestines, thereby thickening the blood and creating two problems: dehydration and depleting the stomach and intestines of the natural flora the body needs to move toxins out of the body!
The water must be clean, purified/filtered water. It also tastes
better and makes it easier to change the liquid habit to water habit, as it tastes better. Tap water from the city system and/or
well is contaminated with so many chemicals and medications
anymore that it isn't safe to drink.
Today the bottled water industry is masquerading as the healthy
water alternative, and it is better than drinking or bathing in
tap water. But besides filling our land fills with plastic, it
isn't too much better than tap water!
I hope this info will influence you to do better and give
your body the hydration necessary for healthy organs and prevent
illness. Drink pure water and expect to start feeling better.
People who have started changing that juice/coffee/tea habit
have found blood pressure normalizing, feeling much healthier,
with fewer back, joint, and bone pains and increased energy.
Associate yourself with men of good quality
if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis
better to be alone than in bad company.
—George Washington
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Feature Article
Would you Qualify to Work at this Place?
Can you imagine working for an organization that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse.
* 7 have been arrested for fraud.
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
* 117 have directly or indir ectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
* 3 have done time for assault.
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress—the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line! [Just thought you'd like to know . . . ]
What follows is an excellent article—this guy really hits the nail on the head:
The 545 People Responsible for America's Woes
by Charley Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code. Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy. Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy. The Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators—435 congressmen, one President and nine Supreme Court justices—545 human beings out of 300 million—are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board, because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered but private central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician one million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it.
No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
A Confidence Conspiracy
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized G. W. Bush for creating deficits.
The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it. The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes.
Who is the Speaker of the House? She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow Democrats, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto.
Replace The Scoundrels
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted—by present facts—of incompetence and irresponsibility.
I can't think of a single domestic problem, from an unfair tax code to defense overruns, that is not traceable directly to those 545 people.
When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the Federal Government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.
If the Marines are in Iraq, it's because they want them in Iraq.
There are no insoluble government problems. Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; or to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; or to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exist disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone, have the power. They and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses—provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees. We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess.
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Your reputation is in the hands of others.
That's what a reputation is. You can't control that.
The only thing you can control is your character.
—Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself
a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about
repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers
used in the struggle for independence.
—Charles A. Beard
Today's Chuckle
Figures Don't Lie, but . . .
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"
St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the pearly gates, and agreed to check on his case. When St. Peter returned, he told the attorney, "I'm afraid that the mistake must be yours, my son. We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and you're at least 108."
Men seek out retreats for themselves in the
country, by the seaside, on the mountains . . . but
all this is unphilosophical to the last degree . . .
when you can at a moment's notice retire into
yourself.
—Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Today's English Lesson
Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!
What is it with people and apostrophes these days? Everywhere you look you find that someone has stuck in a superfluous apostrophe . . . what's all that about? I certainly cannot understand the thinking (if any) behind it, can you?
I know that I've talked about this before, but this phenomenon seems to be on the rise!
I mean, what is going through someone's head who randomly decides to throw an apostrophe in at the end of a singular term in order to make it plural? Examples: sea's — center's — head's — crow's — stone's, etc., etc., ad nauseum, ad infinitum . . .
In not one of the cited examples was any instance of possession indicated, just simple plurals.
I just saw perhaps the worst misuse of apostrophes, when possession obviously was being indicated, but in this case no apostrophe was needed. I'm talking about "her's" instead of "hers."
It wouldn't surprise me at all to find his' or hi's next!
Does anyone have any suggestions as to how we can get through to these people?
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something to do that day which must be done
whether you like it or not. Being forced to work
and forced to do your best will breed in you
temperance and self-control, diligence and
strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a
hundred virtues which the idle will never know.
—Basil Carpenter
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2 — Answer any questions your visitors or affiliates have about your affiliate program in a fast and friendly manner.
Remember that nothing will turn your affiliates or visitors off of your affiliate program faster than an unanswered email. Your affiliates must know that you take them and the effort they make to promote your business seriously.
3 — Track all of your affiliates' sales accurately and fairly.
Your affiliates should be able to earn commissions on their referrals even if their referral comes back months, or even a year later and makes a purchase.
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Your affiliate program software should allow you to automatically notify your affiliates by email whenever they've made a sale, referred a new affiliate if your affiliate program is two-tier, as well as show your affiliates how many hits, sales, and commissions they've generated in real time.
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Answer to Bible trivia:
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Inspiration
And God Said No
I asked God to take away all my trials, and God said no . . .
The trials you face on Earth will make you stronger and will help you learn more about the gifts that I have given you. Although I will not take away your trials, I promise that I will always be with you to help you to overcome your trials if you ask me.
I asked God for wealth, and God said no . . .
The gold and silver that you gain here do not compare to the salvation that you can earn through my Son.
I asked God to teach me about him, and God said no . . .
I have sent you prophets, the Holy Ghost, and even my Son to teach you. Go and learn about me from them.
I asked God to heal my only child and God said no . . .
I know your pain for I sacrificed my son for you, but even as I had a plan for my son so have I for yours.
I asked God if he loved me and God said yes . . . That is why I let my son die for you, that is why I have been sending prophets to you, and that is why I will never leave you.
I asked God to help me love others as much as he loves me, and God said, "Ah, you've finally got the right idea."
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