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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 20 — May 27, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone, and a hearty welcome to all new readers!

This may be going out a little late, depending on when I get back from my trek to Indy to visit family.

Drove back in rain and fog but finally made it. Have not even had time to unload the car yet. Had people waiting for me before I stepped onto the porch.

In the feature article spot I have a list of questions and would appreciate any feedback anyone can supply. And don't miss the political piece, which tells about Obama's mother; in his own words, he states in print that she was the dominant force that shaped his thinking!

At any rate, I hope that you enjoy the entire issue. I'll shut up now and get it out . . . :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
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Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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"Talent hits a target no one else can hit.
Genius hits a target no one else can see."

—Arthur Schopenhauer



A Healthier You


Getting on with our current series we've been calling the mathematical lifestyle changes, this week we'll be adding digestive enzymes.

Why? Well, for one thing, if you do not have enough hydrochloric acid in your stomach—and by the time you reach age fifty or so you have lost about half of what you had to start with—this situation can cause you to put on excess pounds, tend to have constipation, bloating, and indigestion, and other digestive issues.

You will have a hard time breaking down your food, fats, carbohydrates, starches, and cellulose. The nutrients you take in are not readily absorbed or carried through the blood to the organs and cells of the body, resulting in poor nutrient absorption, deteriorating health, and compromised immune function.

Choose digestive enzymes that contain, at a minimum, the following components: Amylase, Protease, Invertase, Alpha-galsctosidase, Lactase, Phytase/Pectinase, Maltese, Cellulase, and Lipase. Consult an experienced, knowledgeable health food store rep.

Do not take digestive enzymes if you are pregnant, suffering from ulcers, or are protease-sensitive, unless prescribed by an alternative doctor. Avoid cheap imitation products that use filler ingredients rather than quality enzymes.





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Feature Article


Questions

Why would anyone in possession of his right mind want to see the U.S. Government get any bigger than it already is?

Why would anyone in his right mind vote for anyone with the backgrounds and records of the three major frontrunners in the race for the highest office in this land?

Does anyone have any common sense anymore?

Does anyone actually think for himself anymore?

Why are the masses more interested in watching the tube, blasting their brains senseless with what oftentimes passes for music, chasing a ball of some sort around a field, or watching other people do it, drinking and/or drugging themselves senseless, and being totally apathetic to what is happening to the U.S. and the rest of the world?

Where is the sense of personal honor and responsibility that played such a big part in forming this country?

Where are the men who would say, "Give me liberty or give me death"?

Where are those who would echo, "I have not yet begun to fight" and "Don't give up the ship"?

Where are those men who are not afraid to stand up and let their voices be heard for the silent majority?

Who is minding the store (while we still have a store left to mind!)?

Why have we stood silently by and let greedy, self serving politicians have their way with us and our way of life?

Why haven't we established term limits for Congressmen and judges, as we have for the Presidential office?

We don't we hold these little Napoleons accountable for their rape and misuse of our system?

Why are we standing still for the abolishment of our Constitution and the Declaration of Independence?

Why have we stood by while loud-mouth liberals and atheists have foisted their standards on our once Christian schools and universities?

Why can't the powers that be see, in retrospect, that the issue of the previous question is why we have no order, safety, discipline, or effective education in our "educational" institutions?

Why would the F.D.A. lord it over us and say that we are not entitled to know which of our food supply has been genetically modified?

Can anyone reading these questions suggest any answers that would work?

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank: "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: For God loveth ____________ giver"

1 — an abundant
2 — a faithful
3 — a quiet
4 — a cheerful

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Some of your hurt you have cured, and the sharpest you still have survived. But what torments of grief you endured from evil that never arrived.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



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Failure seldom stops you.
What stops you is the fear of failure.

—Jack Lemmon



Today's Chuckle


This one made me laugh out loud!

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.

He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."





"No man is a failure who is enjoying life."

—William Feather



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Although I covered this issue in the very first English lesson I ever published in March of 2001, obviously, there are people out there who need to see it again!

This one concerns the misuse of "their," "there," and "they're." Now listen up!

"Their" refers to group of people, as in "their money — their clothes — their papers — their music." In other words, "their" indicates ownership.

"There" refers to place (as in "over there"). "There" also can begin a sentence, such as "There was nowhere else to go." — "There, but for the grace of God, go I." — "There is no rest for the wicked."

"They're is simply a contraction of "they are" and should be used only as such.

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Disappointment often focuses on the failure of our own agenda rather than on God's long-term purposes for us, which may use stress and struggle as tools for strengthening our spiritual muscles.

—Luci Shaw



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Internet Hints & Tips


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I know some people say that you can market this and that without having your own website, but I definitely disagree. Many affiliate programs and various biz opps offer you "personalized web sites" that you can use without owning your own server space. However, replicated company websites and an often long and cumbersome affiliate link can take you only so far, with thousands of other people using the exact same material.

Another trick that seems to be really in vogue these days, is people who want to advertise with Google Adsense or Yahoo using your money. Most often they make it sound like this is as easy as it gets, when it comes to making money online as an affiliate.

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Political


Stanley Ann Dunham Obama Soetoro

Stanley Ann Dunham Obama Soetoro (November 29, 1942 - November 7, 1995), known as Ann Dunham and Stanley Ann Dunham, was an American anthropologist, left-wing social activist, and the mother of Senator Barack Obama.

She was born in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, to Stanley and Madelyn Dunham. Her father was a furniture salesman in downtown Seattle, Washington, and her mother worked for a bank. After a year living in Seattle, her family moved to Mercer Island, Washington, in 1956 so that 13-year old Ann could attend the Mercer Island High School that had just opened. At the school she was on the debate team and graduated in 1960.

Her family moved to Hawaii, and Ann attended the University of Hawaii at Manoa, where she studied anthropology. When Ann Dunham arrived in Hawaii, she was a full fledged radical leftist and practitioner of critical theory.

She also began to engage in miscegenation (inter-racial relationships) as part of her attack on society. Susan Blake, one of her friends has stated she never dated "the crew-cut white boys." She had a world view, even as a young girl. It was embracing the different, rather than that ethnocentric thing of shunning the different. That was where her mind took her.

In Hawaii she met Barack Obama, Sr. from Kenya in her Russian language class. Barack Obama, Jr. was born August 4, 1961. Barack Obama, Sr. left Ann and their son in 1963 to attend Harvard in Boston.

Press reports claim Ann Dunham and Barack Obama Sr. were divorced around this time; however, no evidence has yet been presented to show they were ever married. The senior Obama obtained a master's degree in economics at Harvard and returned to Kenya in 1965, where he obtained a position in the Kenyan government. He was killed in an automobile accident in 1982.

Two years later, when her son was five, Dunham married Lolo Soetoro, an Indonesian oil manager and practicing Muslim whom she met at the university. In 1967 they moved to Jakarta, Indonesia. While in Indonesia Ann got a job at the American embassy teaching English.

Barack's half-sister, Maya Soetoro was born in Indonesia. Ann, Obama and his sister Maya moved back to Hawaii. Ann Dunham soon returned to Indonesia with Maya but divorced Soetoro in the late 1970s.

Dunham traveled around the world, pursuing a career in rural development that took her to Ghana, India, Thailand, Indonesia, Nepal, and Bangladesh. In 1986 Ann Dunham worked on a developmental project in Pakistan. Later that year Ann and her daughter traveled the Silk Road in China.

In 1992 she earned a Ph.D. in anthropology from the University of Hawaii. Her dissertation, "Peasant blacksmithing in Indonesia Surviving and Thriving Against All Odds," was 1,067 pages long. She worked for the Ford Foundation and promoted microlending.

During Obama's campaign for the 2008 presidential election he has portrayed his mother as a conservative girl from Kansas; however, in reality, she was a radical leftist and cultural Marxist.

She lived in the Seattle area, spending her teenage years in Seattle coffee shops with other young radical leftists. Obama claims his mother's family were conservative Methodists or Baptists from Kansas.

However, his mother's parents were members of a left-wing Unitarian church near Seattle The church, located in Bellevue, Washington was nicknamed "the little red church," because of its communist leanings.

The school Ann attended, Mercer Island High School, was a hotbed of pro-Marxist radical teachers. John Stenhouse, board member, told the House Un-American Activities Subcommittee that he had been a member of the Communist Party U.S.A., and this school has a number of Marxists on its staff.

Two teachers at this school, Val Foubert and Jim Wichterman, both Frankfurt School style Marxists, taught a critical theory curriculum to students which included rejection of societal norms, attacks on Christianity, the traditional family, and assigned readings by Karl Marx. The hallway between Foubert's and Wichterman classrooms was some times called "anarchy ally."

Dunham has been described by her friends as "a fellow traveler. . ." meaning a communist sympathizer.

In an interview, Barack Obama referred to his mother as "the dominant figure in my formative years . . . The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics."

Before she died, Ann Dunham wanted to adopt a mixed-race Korean baby fathered by a black American stationed in South Korea. Ann Dunham died in Hawaii in 1995 of ovarian and uterine cancer.

Comment: Appears to have been well educated and traveled. However, her upbringing and pre-collegiate education during her formative years, known Marxist politics and activities, makes it really difficult to identify her as a conservative.

And if she really was "the dominant figure in my formative years . . . The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics" . . . then we are in a world of hurt if this individual is elected to the highest office in the land.

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Guest Article



Faith, a Characteristic of Jesus' Life
by Jon Straumfjord

Faith was an everyday occurrence in Jesus' life. Take, for example, the very first miracle He performed at the marriage feast in Cana of Galilee (John 2:1-12). Jesus commanded the servants to fill the pots with water, and water was taken to the head of the feast where it became wine. It never even occurred to Jesus that the water would not be turned into wine. He simply expected it to happen.

There are many other instances of miracles that were performed in Jesus life, such as the ruler's daughter being raised (Matthew 9:18-26; Mark 5:21-43; Luke 8:40-56), or the time He commanded Peter to catch a fish and take a coin out of its mouth (Matthew 17:24-27), or when He cursed the tree that immediately died (Matthew 21:18-22; Mark 11:12-24), or when He walked on water and commanded Peter to also walk on water (Matthew 14:22-33;Mark 6:45-52; John 6:15-21).

In each of these cases, He simply expected to see happen whatever He had commanded to happen. He never doubted. He never worried. He simply expected it to happen. Faith was simply an everyday characteristic of Jesus' life.

Faith also played a very important role in Jesus' death on the cross. Jesus went to the cross with the complete and full expectation that He was going to rise again from the dead three days later. Not only was that the command He had received from his Father which He accepted at face value, but He was also thoroughly convinced that He had the authority to claim His own resurrection:

"Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father." (John 10:17-18)

While there were several resurrections recorded in both the Old and New Testaments, none had ever involved the simple faith of the dead individual. Every time someone rose from the dead, it was at the instigation of the faith and command of another individual.

This time, however, Jesus was laying down His own life on the cross, deliberately at His own volition, and then commanding His Own resurrection. Even though it had never happened previously throughout all recorded history, Jesus was thoroughly convinced it was going to happen this time, simply because that was what His Father had said. It had apparently never even occurred to Him that it wasn't going to happen exactly as His Father had said it would. That is powerful faith!

There were, however, limits to what Jesus' faith could accomplish. Since God can only act from a position of unity, the Holy Spirit could only move when others exercised faith in agreement with Jesus' faith. Take for example, the resurrection of Lazarus (John 11:1-44). at least twice Jesus encouraged Martha to believe, apparently, so the miracle could occur:

Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?" (John 11:25-26)

Jesus said to her, "Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?" (John 11:40)

In fact, unbelief limits the very power of God Himself:

Now He could do no mighty work there, except that He laid His hands on a few sick people and healed them. And He marveled because of their unbelief. (Mark 6:5-6)

If we ever expect to see God working in our lives, performing miracles, or simply answering our prayers, we need to walk in faith without unbelief! Only then will we witness the power and glory of God.

©2007, Jon Straumfjord

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About the author: Jon Straumfjord, B.F.A., M.S.E., has diplomas in Ministerial Studies and Bible and Doctrine from the Berean School of the Bible. He has a prophetic anointing and receives many words of wisdom from the Holy Spirit. He is the author of numerous articles about the Nature and Character of God, and The Seven Spirits of God, and is the creator of http://7-Spirits.com, which is dedicated to the development of powerful Christian character. Email articles@7-Spirits.com. Phone 920-722-0317





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Answer to Bible trivia:

4 — a cheerful is correct. See 2 Corinthians 9:7



Inspiration


Cell phone vs. Bible

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone.

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it when we traveled?
What if we used it in case of emergency?

This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible?

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.

Makes you stop and think, "Where are my priorities?"

And . . . no dropped calls!




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