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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 21 — June 3, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Hi, all! Today we've brought back the Memories feature, and I know you'll all get a kick out of it! (These memories go back way farther than I do, so you know they're really old! :-)

Don't miss the political prattle either . . . it talks about a side of McCain not many know about . . . very interesting!

You'll also enjoy the fifteen principles of the rich, which tells how the broke think as well.

Oh, just go ahead and start reading, and enjoy everything I've crammed into this issue. :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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Weekly Contest
Subscriber in the Spotlight
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Internet Tips & Hints
Political
Memories
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera

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A cockroach will live nine days without its
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A Healthier You


Continuing right along with our addition/subtraction lifestyle changes, this week we'll be losing toxins, in particular, those injected directly into our bodies by well meaning but misinformed professionals.

Unless it is a matter of life and death, do not allow your body to be subjected to injections of anything, including botox, collagen, insulin, vaccines, and anything else that is not absolutely necessary.

All of the aforementioned are (or contain) highly toxic chemicals and deadly pathogens, and because of all these toxins (and others), most people do not assimilate the nutrients from their food.

Toxins stay in your body and cause disease!

These are just toxins from injections and do not include those floating around in the air, those intentionally contaminating our municipal water supplies, the hormones and antibiotics that are routinely fed to our cattle, the mercury in our fish (to mention just a few), plus the genetically modified "food" the F.D.A. has explicitly stated that our citizens have no right to know has been modified!





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Feature Article


Pray Without Ceasing . . . an Explanation

Along with many others, I've always wondered how we can carry out that Bible instruction.

Among other tentative explanations, I've heard that this means to carry the Lord with you always in your heart (awareness of His constant Presence with you as a born-again believer).

Others have taken it literally to mean that we should train ourselves to constantly be talking to the Lord silently, no matter where we are or what we're doing. (Personally, I don't think this is very practical, and I don't think the Lord meant it that way.)

What I believe that it means is to not stop believing for that for which we've asked.

I believe that it means that we should continue to trust the Lord through appearances, feelings, symptoms, or even facts. I say facts, because, although faith does not deny facts, it can change them.

In order to have that kind of faith and trust, we have to be unfaltering in our belief that, with God, all things are possible, and that He is not only able, but quite willing, to fulfill our requests, if they are not against His will.

Anything not specified as His will for us in the Bible would be those things that are good for us from His viewpoint. Conversely, anything not specified as being contrary to His will for us in the Bible would be those things that are not gooo for us from His viewpoint.

And through it all, we have to keep in mind that seemingly unanswered requests (even though we are certain they are in accordance with His will) may be delayed merely because the time is not right. (He may have to fulfill our request through someone else, and that someone else may have to have certain conditions occur in his life before the needed action can take place which will trigger fulfillment of our request.)

We simply must not cease to trust that "Father Knows Best"!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks from this Psalm: "Let the _______ rejoice, and let the _____ be glad; let the sea roar, and the fullness thereof."

1 — sea, skies
2 — mountains, heavens
3 — heavens, earth
4 — peoples, children

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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



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Today's Chuckle


Best Lawyer Story of the Year, Decade,
and Probably the Century

Venue — Charlotte, North Carolina

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and won!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires."

Now for the best part . . .

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Only in the U.S. . . . no wonder third world countries think we're nuts!





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Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

We haven't had a vocabulary lesson for awhile, so:

"Countermand" as a verb means to (1) revoke (a former command) or to cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

"Countermand" as a noun means (1) a contrary order or (2) revocation of a previous order or command.

Used in a sentence: "And given the mixed results, a constitutional amendment that could countermand both the law and the original order by Vermont's Supreme Court seems unlikely."

Did you learn something today? I did, because I took this from dictionary.com. :-)

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Political


McCain Exposed

Publisher's Note — While I do not endorse any of the top runners in this Presidential race, McCain would seem to be the most innocuous, and I think we all should know more about him, so the following is an opinion by Karl Rove, of the Wall Street Journal, as published April 30, and is entitled "Getting to Know John McCain."

"It came to me while I was having dinner with Doris Day. No, not that Doris Day. The Doris Day who is married to Col. Bud Day, Congressional Medal of Honor recipient, fighter pilot, Vietnam P.O.W. and roommate of John McCain at the Hanoi Hilton.

"As we ate near the Days' home in Florida recently, I heard things about Sen. McCain that were deeply moving and politically troubling. Moving because they told me things about him the American people need to know. And troubling because it is clear that Mr. McCain is one of the most private individuals to run for president in history.

"When it comes to choosing a President, the American people want to know more about a candidate than policy positions. They want to know about character, the values ingrained in his heart. For Mr. McCain, that means they will want to know more about him personally than he has been willing to reveal.

"Mr. Day relayed to me one of the stories Americans should hear. It involves what happened to him after escaping from a North Vietnamese prison during the war. When he was recaptured, a Vietnamese captor broke his arm and said, "I told you I would make you a cripple."

"The break was designed to shatter Mr. Day's will. He had survived in prison on the hope that one day he would return to the United States and be able to fly again. To kill that hope, the Vietnamese left part of a bone sticking out of his arm, and put him in a misshapen cast. This was done so that the arm would heal at "a goofy angle," as Mr. Day explained. Had it done so, he never would have flown again.

"But it didn't heal that way because of John McCain. Risking severe punishment, Messrs. McCain and Day collected pieces of bamboo in the pri s on courtyard to use as a splint. Mr. McCain put Mr. Day on the floor of their cell and, using his foot, jerked the broken bone into place. Then, using strips from the bandage on his own wounded leg and the bamboo, he put Mr. Day's splint in place.

"Years later, Air Force surgeons examined Mr. Day and complimented the treatment he'd gotten from his captors. Mr. Day corrected them. It was Dr. McCain who deserved the credit. Mr. Day went on to fly again.

"Another story I heard over dinner with the Days involved Mr. McCain serving as one of the three chaplains for his fellow prisoners. At one point, after being shuttled among different prisons, Mr. Day had found himself as the most senior officer at the Hanoi Hilton. So he tapped Mr. McCain to help administer religious services to the other prisoners.

"Today, Mr. Day, a very active 83, still vividly recalls Mr. McCain's sermons. "He remembered the Episcopal liturgy," Mr. Day says, "and sounded like a bona fide preacher." One of Mr. McCain's first sermons took as its text Luke 20:25 and Matthew 22:21, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God what is God's." Mr. McCain said he and his fellow prisoners shouldn't ask God to free them, but to help them become the best people they could be while serving as P.O.Ws. It was Caesar who put them in prison, and Caesar who would get them out. Their task was to act with honor.

"Another McCain story, somewhat better known, is about the Vietnamese practice of torturing him by tying his head between his ankles with his arms behind him, and then leaving him for hours. The torture so badly busted up his shoulders that, to this day Mr. McCain can't raise his arms over his head.

"One night a Vietnamese guard loosened his bonds, returning at the end of his watch to tighten them again so no one would notice. Shortly after, on Christmas Day, the same guard stood beside Mr. McCain in the prison yard and drew a cross in the sand before erasing it. Mr. McCain later said that when he returned to Vietnam for the first time after the war, the only person he really wanted to meet was that guard.

"Mr. Day recalls with pride Mr. McCain stubbornly refusing to accept special treatment or curry favor to be released early, even when gravely ill. Mr. McCain knew the Vietnamese wanted the propaganda victory of the son and grandson of Navy admirals accepting special treatment. "He wasn't corruptible then," Mr. Day says, "and he's not corruptible today."

"The stories told to me by the Days involve more than war-time valor.

"For example, in 1991 Cindy McCain was visiting Mother Teresa's orphanage in Bangladesh when a dying infant was thrust into her hands. The orphanage could not provide the medical care needed to save her life, so Mrs. McCain brought the child home to America with her. She was met at the airport by her husband, who asked what all this was about.

"Mrs. McCain replied that the child desperately needed surgery and years of rehabilitation. 'I hope she can stay with us,' she told her husband. Mr. McCain agreed. Today that child is their teenage daughter Bridget.

"I was aware of this story. What I did not know, and what I learned from Doris, is that there was a second infant Mrs. McCain brought back. She ended up being adopted by a young McCain aide and his wife.

"'We were called at midnight by Cindy,' Wes Gullett remembers, and 'five days later we met our new daughter Nicki at the L.A. airport wearing the only clothing Cindy could find on the trip back, a 7-Up T-shirt she bought in the Bangkok airport.' Today, Nicki is a high school sophomore. Mr. Gullett told me, "I never saw a hospital bill" for her care.

"A few, but not many, of the stories told to me by the Days have been written about, such as in Robert Timberg's 1996 book "A Nightingale's Song." But Mr. McCain rarely refers to them on the campaign trail. There is something admirable in his reticence, but he needs to overcome it.

"Private people like Mr. McCain are rare in politics for a reason. Candidates who are uncomfortable sharing their interior lives limit their appeal. But if Mr. McCain is to win the election this fall, he has to open up.

"Americans need to know about his vision for the nation's future, especially his policy positions and domestic reforms. They also need to learn about the moments in his life that shaped him. Mr. McCain cannot make this a biography-only campaign—but he can't afford to make it a biography-free campaign either. Unless he opens up more, many voters will never know the experiences of his life that show his character, integrity and essential decency.

"These qualities mattered in America's first President and will matter as Americans decide on their 44th President."

Mr. Rove is the former senior advisor and deputy chief of staff to President George W. Bush.

See video commentary at http://online.wsj.com/opinion



Memories


The good old days . . .

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence, the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence, the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs—thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery, and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence, the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence, the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the Winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way. Hence, our word "threshhold."

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence, the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days, and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence, the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small, and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, one out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth . . . now whoever said history was boring?!




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Guest Article


Top 15 Principles of the Rich
Written by an unidentified Richard

1 — The Broke think everything is too good to be true, while the rich think that getting a job sounds too bad to be true.

2 — Broke people give up when things don't go their way. A few disappointments and they are onto something else, saying things like "it wasn't for me." The rich work harder and become more determined when things go bad, and understand that you have to take the bad with the good to make it.

3 — Broke people always have an excuse. Rich people say "my fault" and refuse to make excuses.

4 — Broke people think that not getting what they want is okay. Rich people are disgusted at the thought of not getting what they want and will do whatever it takes.

5 — Broke people always have to talk it over with their broke friends to make sure no one will make fun of them if they make a decision. Rich people think for themselves and couldn't care less what their broke friends think.

6 — Broke people are never coachable and teachable. Rich people are always learning, even when the money starts coming in; they never stop learning from those who were there first.

7 — Broke people are scared of others. Rich people trust in others and know that other people are crucial for their success.

8 — Broke people are always procrastinating. They would rather talk about it, read about it, think about it, but never seem to do anything. Rich people hate doing anything except getting it done.

9 — Broke people are glad when the day is over. Rich people love when the day begins.

10 — Broke people think rich people are lucky. Rich people put themselves into a position to be "lucky," and then work hard to make the "luck" show up.

11 — Broke people work by the hour. Rich people work by the month. Broke people want to know that after one hour of work they have something to show for it. Rich people find broke people who think like that and make them their employees.

12 — Broke people get excited that they just got hired. Rich people think it is funny that someone could be fooled that easily. Broke people are just making the rich person richer.

13 — Broke people complain a lot. Rich people are thankful that no one shot at them today, they didn't have to fight in a war, and that they don't have a job.

14 — Broke people are too concerned about what other people are doing. Rich people are only concerned about what they can be doing to get more done. Broke people think that if no one is doing a certain thing, it must be wrong. Rich people think that if no one is doing that certain thing, it means more money for them. Broke people think that if everyone (all 200 people at the meeting in a city of one million) is doing something, it must be saturated. Rich people think that broke people aren't too bright.

15 — Broke people think it is okay for other people to live where they want to live, drive what they want to drive, and do what they want to do. Broke people are okay with the fact that they can't do these things. Rich people get sick just thinking about being average. Broke people think that other people's opinions are worth more than their dreams. Rich people know that their dreams are worth more than other people's opinions.

"To be rich, you must learn from the broke, and do not do what they do, nor think how they think." The choice is up to you!

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Inspiration


Beware of Judging Others

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the C-D and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see me.




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