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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 32 — August 19, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Welcome, all of you! First I need to apologize to you. I printed a false article last week, simply because I failed to check it out. It was an oversight, and I am sorry if I misled anyone. It appeared in the "Political" slot, and if you missed it, good! If you read it, please forget that you ever saw it . . . except that I would like to make this comment.

Why would this piece be so believable in the first place? Could it possibly be because our U.S. Government has a habit of perpetrating the most heinous things on the people it is legally bound to serve? 'nuf said!

Anyway, hope you enjoy today's issue. I've included one of the two angel stories that I received in response to a request I made several issues ago. I'll print the other one next week. I just love this stuff, so if anyone has any such stories and you'd like to share, please send them in so that I can share them with your fellow readers.

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In Remembrance of
September 11, 2001

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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14


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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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Political
Guest Article
Inspiration
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A Healthier You


Today we're getting back to our current series of adding and subtracting the good and the bad from our lifestyles. I cannot believe I haven't talked about this before, so let's subtract white sugar—it is one of the worst culprits we ingest, and it's everywhere in commercially processed "foods." And many times it is the ingredient listed first, which means what's in the box has more of this toxin than any other ingredient they decide to throw in.

Folks, it is all a matter of choices. You can choose to use whole, raw sugar instead. It doesn't cost that much more, money-wise, but the benefits you receive from making the switch are remarkable.

Whole, raw sugar contains a lower percentage of sucrose than the junk variety, along with respectable amounts of glucose, fructose, potassium, magnesium, calcium, phosphorus, Vitamins A, B1, B2, B3, B5, and B6.

Processed, refined white sugar contains only traces of potassium, calcium, and phosphorus and no glucose, fructose, magnesium, Vitamin a, Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B6, or Pantothenic Acid (Vitamin B5).

To make this white powder, they bastardize the natural sugar cane (which is grown with chemicals in most instances) and turn it into an addictive drug, chemically.

Why would anyone knowingly swallow this junk, when it can be avoided so easily? One word: the media! From the time we were small children, most of the people alive today were saturated and assaulted with a never-ending barrage of cutesy commercials and abominable ads all designed to get the populace addicted to this non-food, and those advertisers' success has been phenomenal.

Is it any wonder so many of us are sick and having trouble functioning?





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Feature Article


Angel Story

[This first story was submitted by J. L. Handlon. Glad you're still with us, Joe!]

Dad cut trees for homebuilders and cross ties for the railroad at his sawmill. My job there was to shovel the sawdust. (This led me to a vow never to own a saw mill, and I haven't!)

I described this to tell you that I would accompany the men to the woods to watch them cut the big trees down for the sawmill. They would notch the tree to determine the direction it would fall.

I always asked them which direction the tree would fall in, and I would go to the other side. One morning I asked which way the tree was going to fall, and I went to other side as usual.

But this particular tree twisted on its way to the ground and fell right toward me! My older brother, Charles Ray, told me later I had run fast to get out of the way, but I had run in a straight line with the tree instead of cutting left or right. Had I cut one way or the other, I would have gotten out from under the falling tree.

What happened next was what I consider a miracle! It was a huge tree, and I should have been killed! (Just the other day I saw a car that a tree had fallen on during the hurricane that hit Mississippi and Louisiana, and that car was smashed flat.)

Now, as the tree was falling and I was running, a limb with a fork in it came down on my head. The limb bent as it fell, and just before I was to be smashed into the ground the limb straightened out, pushing me out of the way of the body of the tree. Not a scratch!

This is just a part of my story, because years later I realized that I been saved from the falling tree by God or one of His angels! He has a job for me!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank, "There is no _________ in love."

1 — anger
2 — hatred
3 — fear
4 — jealousy

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"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that
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Ordinary people believe only in the possible. Extraordinary people visualize not what is possible or probable, but rather what is impossible.
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Today's Chuckle


Cohen's House

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?"

"Of course, officer! It's my Morris!" said grandma Cohen.

Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris! You've been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you possibly get lost?"

Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "Shhhh! I wasn't lost . . . I was just too tired to walk home."





Arrogant people are fearful people. The more arrogant, the more fearful. In truth, arrogant people are fragile.

—Dr. Theodore Rubin



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

"Wave" as a noun is a hand gesture or a water movement or a way to style hair. And it is also used to indicate a trend, as in the "wave of the future." And it can refer to weather, as in a "cold wave," or radio "waves."

"Wave" as a verb is the act of motion with the hand or perhaps a flag or any other object that is movable. "Waver" is used interchangeably with "vacillate."

"Waive" is to voluntarily relinquish one's rights to something. In legal terminology, it is set down as a "waiver."

There are more meanings of these words, but these are the most common usages.

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Internet Hints & Tips


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Color can have a profound impact on your prospective buyers. The wrong colors can negatively impact your sales, while the right colors can trigger positive emotions, motivating your visitors to buy from you.

Color can affect how we feel and influence what we think. In general, bright bold colors tend to stir us up, while the softer pastel colors calm and relax us. Responses to colors can vary by age, gender, and cultural background.

Colors will affect how a potential buyer reacts to your web site. Carefully select your color scheme for your web site, web header, and ebook cover. Here are some guidelines to help you make good color choices. Bear in mind that these are guidelines, and that there are no hard and fast rules.

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Political


Take a few moments and read this. These are strong, powerful and courageous words coming from a retired colonel.

And read what Lincoln had to say at the end. Wow!

33 Senators voted against English as America's official language on June 6, 2007. That same day, Colonel Harry Riley, USA, Ret. wrote:

Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348 . . . to make English America's official language is astounding.

On D-Day, no less, when we honor those who sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character, and principles of America, I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.

I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color . . . male or female . . . Democrat, Republican or Independent . . . But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States.

Your vote reflects betrayal. Political surrender. Violates your pledge of allegiance. Dishonors historical principle. Rejects patriotism. Borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator.

. . . Impeachment . . . recall . . . or other appropriate action is warranted or worse.

Two of you voting against English as America's official language are presidential candidates: Senator Clinton and Senator Obama.

Two Senators vying to lead America, but won't or don't have the courage to cast a vote in favor of "English" as America's official language, when 91% of American Citizens want English officially designated as our language.

This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as "political hacks" . . . unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualified to serve as President of the United States.

If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a backlash so stunning it will literally rock you . . . and preferably totally out of the United States Senate.

The entire immigration bill is a farce . . . Your action only confirms this really isn't about America . . . it is about self-serving politics . . . despicable at best. It has been said:

"Never argue with an idiot . . . They'll drag you down to their level!"

President Abraham Lincoln: "Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged!"





Teach your child that all people are not just—that all men and women are not true. Teach him that for every scoundrel, there is a hero; that for every enemy, there is a friend. Let him learn early that the bullies are the easiest people to lick.

—Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)



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What Does Trusting God Mean?
by Daniel N. Brown

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had no problems and no uncomfortable situations in life? That would be great! Someday, when we all get to heaven, that's the way it will be. Until then, the closest thing to heaven is keeping God first in our lives, helping other people, and being in a complete state of trusting God.

As the pressures of life close in, those pressures may force us into situations that can be unpleasant (to say the least). We may grow numb, and eventually, just kind of throw up our hands in frustration and ask ourselves, "How did I get into this mess?" Then we may feel we are never really able to benefit anyone else, because our own circumstances have become so rotten.

Sometimes we are doing all we know to do and truly believe with all of our hearts that we are trusting God, and things still seem to be dismal. But sometimes God seems to withdraw Himself for a season in our lives to test us. I know that has happened to me personally on several occasions.

At one particular time in my life I was in financial ruin and was desperately needing God to do something. Everything else in my life was fine except my financial situation. As I enjoyed fellowship with Him every day, most everything else was going along fine, but my finances continued to get worse. Now, when I look back, I can see all of the great things I have benefitted from because of that seemingly bad experience.

If you love God, then remember that He is in the midst of your circumstances, and He has everything under control. When things don't seem to be working out the way we think they should, remember, God said in Isaiah 55:8-9, "My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are My ways higher than your ways, and My thoughts than yours."

We are told in Proverbs 3:5 to "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding." So "Count it all joy when you fall into various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces patience. But let patience have its perfect work, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking nothing." (James 1:2-4)

God has a plan for you, and trusting Him is knowing that no matter what happens, He will bring good out of it. Romans 8:28 says, "God works all things together for the good of those who love him."

You are meant to be free of stress, reasoning, worry, and everything else that can weigh you down. So if you have been concerned about things to the point where it has stolen your joy, remember, Jesus said in Matthew 6:25, "Take no thought for your life."

Sometimes we are to just take our hands off of things and let God take care of them. Let Him do what only He can do and not worry about the outcome. He has our best interests in mind and has a wonderful plan for each or us. (Jeremiah 29:11) It's very reassuring to remember what God says about you and what He says about Himself, whenever you may be going through a trying situation.

He says, "I am your Shephard, I care for you, and My name is 'I Am'" and "I will keep you in perfect peace, because your mind is stayed on Me, because you trust in Me." (Isaiah 26:3)

If you can truly believe with all of your heart and confess, "God, I take no thought for my life, I am anxious for nothing, and I am still, and know that You are God," then you will experience that perfect peace He is talking about.

©2005, Daniel N. Brown

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Answer to Bible trivia:

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See 1 John 4:18



Inspiration


Steel and Velvet
by Steve Goodier

An unusual tribute was paid to Abraham Lincoln by Carl Sandburg. The poet wrote, "Not often in the story of mankind does a man arrive on earth who is both steel and velvet, who is as hard as rock and soft as drifting fog, who holds in his heart and mind the paradox of terrible storm and peace unspeakable and perfect."

Lincoln demonstrated then and now how a person can possess both a will of iron and a heart of tenderness. Nothing deterred the president during the American Civil War from his "noble" cause, and few persons have ever endured more criticism and detractors than Lincoln. Yet he was no more a man of steel than one of velvet.

When General Robert E. Lee surrendered his army, Lincoln sent an unexpected message to the enemy commander. "Tell your men they may keep their horses; they'll need them for plowing," said the president. Then this: "Tell your men they may keep their rifles; they'll need them for hunting." When Lee read those words he wept.

For each of us there is a time for toughness and a time for tenderness. A time for resolve and a time for compassion. An iron will is not the same as an iron spirit. Another courageous American, Martin Luther King, Jr. some hundred years later encouraged us to exhibit tough minds and soft hearts...not the other way around.

Be mentally tough; your resolve and determination will overcome great obstacles along life's path. But let your heart be soft; your compassion and love will make the journey worth it.




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