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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 4 — January 29, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Greetings, one and all!

This month I've learned something that could have been totally disheartening, but we have to use the lemons for lemonade, right?

So when I lost my host at the beginning of this month, things looked bleak for a couple of weeks and required a lot of tedious work (not to mention major frustration), as I changed hosts and transferred my site, etc.

Then I began losing subscribers—not because they chose to "get lost," but through attrition caused by changes in web addresses and failure of those former subscribers to notify me of those changes.

So it turns out that I have "lost" about three-quarters of the nearly 4,000 subscribers that I thought that I had. Now, you would think that I would have gotten bounce notices, right? Wrong! My former host did not inform me that all those addresses were bouncing every time I sent out a mailing—at least not until that host changed servers, and the new server could not handle all the bounces, and it was only then that I made this discouraging discovery!

The blessing in all of this, of course, is that my mail list is now up to date, and I am immediately notified of any bounces, which gives me a chance to take action on them, so that my count will always be accurate and updated at least weekly.

Publishing has been a challenge for me from the git-go seven years ago, because I am far from being a "tekkie." But the rewards, which are mostly intangible, still make it worthwhile, and I do hope you enjoy this issue.

Also, you can help me rebuild my list by telling your friends about this ezine, if you will, and I'll be most grateful! :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
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Today’s Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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—Brian Tracy



A Healthier You


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You will be pleased to learn that this one is really easy and pleasant. And that is, add living plants and flowers to your environment wherever possible.

Whether in your home, office, or elsewhere, these living organisms will generate negative ions, which are amazingly beneficial to your health, plus they will help balance the energy of your surroundings.

And you will instantly add more enjoyment to your life!

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The ideals that have lighted my way and time after time and have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth.

—Albert Einstein



Feature Article


Moving, Fueling, and Resting

Since we are triune beings, we have to develop each of our three components, and each of those three can be likened to the functions of a car, i.e., it must be moved, fueled, and rested for peak performance.

If you know anything about psychology and Maslow's pyramid, you know that our basic physical needs must be addressed first, followed by the mental, and then the spiritual. This, of course, is in inverse order to their ultimate importance.

However, unless our basic human needs are being met, spiritual development is severely hampered.

We have to realize that development of each of our three components requires balance and attention to each of those components' three basic divisions.

For example, with the physical component of our nature, we have to move it with exercise, fuel it with the proper food and liquids, and get adequate quality sleep.

Following along into the mental realm, we have to excite movement there with creative thinking and challenge it with problems (which no one seems to have a dearth of!). Then we have to feed our minds by getting a quality education and learning and studying those things that will be beneficial to our lives on this earth.

Finally, then, we have to give our weary minds a rest by indulging in some play and laughter every day. And while that area may seem a bit frivolous to some, it is most necessary to our well being! (A merry heart does good like a medicine.)

The development of our physical and mental facets thus allows us to be settled enough to pursue the exercise of our spiritual sides. We accomplish that through worshipping our Creator and praying with a spirit of gratitude.

We feed our spiritual being on the Word of God by reading the written Book and other related materials, and also by listening to the Word as spoken by anointed teachers.

Then we are ready for the spiritual rest that is found in meditation on the Scriptures.

So get yourself moving today, fuel up, and then enter into the blessed rest that comes from knowing you've done all you can do.

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank: "And it came to pass, that the soul of Jonathan was _____ with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul."

1 — knit
2 — linked
3 — joined
4 — together

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You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing, and dance, and write poems, and suffer, and understand, for all that is life.

—Krishnamurti



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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

—George Bernard Shaw
Mrs. Warren's Profession, 1893



Today's Chuckle


Young Minister

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I got lost; and being a typical man, I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

I saw the crew eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them long, but this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory." I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before—from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt I had done my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my tardiness.

As I was opening the car door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like this before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."





People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love.

—Miriam Makeba



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This is one of those ungrammatical usages that irritates like fingernails pulled across a chalkboard.

And it just boggles my mind when I hear those of supposed high caliber of mind using it . . .

People just don't think. They will say "Me and Cathy went . . . " If people would think about it, would they say, "Me went . . ."? No, at least, not if they supposedly knew the English language!

And where is the deference in that structure anyway? The other person should always receive first placement, i.e., Cathy and I went . . ."

Unless, of course, we're all to resort to Olde English, as in "Methinks thou dost protesteth too much . . . "

Does anyone else out there get as frustrated as I do hearing this faux pas all the time?

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Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.

—Mary Manin Morrissey



Internet Hints & Tips


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The main reason is that, apart from the content provider generating well-written articles for them, they are rarely focussed on traffic generation for their client's site. Most of the time they lack the knowledge or expertise to do three key things that can make a huge difference in a client's web site or blog. Here are the three things that can make such a huge difference. Use them to see if your content provider is as useful to you as he should be.

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A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither.

—Marlene Dietrich



Guest Article



How to Instantly Sell 65% More of Your Products or Services
by Kenny Love

Even though language translation software has been available for several years now, few website owners are using it.

This is, I suspect, largely because website owners have not been consistently educated on the tremendous benefits of this particularly vital tool as well as its idea not having been widely promoted or publicized. As such, it is possibly considered more of a website embellishment than a business necessity.

This is ironic because, even though the Internet/World Wide Web literally presents us to the world via our websites, most of us simply (and perhaps, naturally) present our site information in our geographically limited and comfortable native languages.

Yet, in limiting our sites to our native languages, we are significantly decreasing our opportunities to not only show our interest in other cultures and their respective languages, but we are also eliminating our chances to create lifetime foreign customers, clients and their respective sales, as well as limiting our opportunities for true international business growth while establishing international business relationships.

To support my idea on why language translation software is a vital tool for any website owner, regardless of the nature of the site's business or the products or services that it distributes, as an example, while a good portion of the world speaks the language of English to some degree, other "first language" persons would, obviously, prefer and feel more comfortable with being able to review any website's content in their own native language.

If you are a natural English speaking individual, simply consider how you feel when you access a website that is in a language other than English, and a language that you do not understand. Comprehension can be a struggle, at best, and you are very likely to simply exit the site without further review.

However, in this particular instance, this situation does not only apply to English website owners, but from my experience of reviewing websites in other languages, it equally applies to non English sites as well.

However and again, it does appear that cultures outside of English markets tend to make more of an effort to reach out to English speaking markets by presenting their websites in, at least, the English language as an alternative.

Statistics reveal that by not having language translation software installed on websites, regardless of the sites' native language or how well the site produces financially, website owners may be losing as much as 65% in sales of their products or services that they could otherwise be enjoying if their site presented itself in multiple languages. This is because these particular foreign markets are not even aware of the sites since the single language sites do not make a proactive effort to promote and publicize themselves to foreign language individuals. This is a great disservice to both the website owner as well as to the prospective website visitor.

By default, it is safe to assume that a respectable number of potential foreign language customers and clients searching online "accidentally" discover any given site, yet, will pass on reviewing the site if it is not in their native language. However, consider the greater chances of attracting those same foreign individuals as sales prospects or lifetime customers if only the site were available in their native languages.

In this age of competition and niche market specialization, any website owner can utilize all of the assistance and information available to not only maintain their site's sales, but to continually get sales to climb as well.

Now, regardless of what you currently earn from your website annually, imagine what the financial impact of a 65% increase in online customers or clients, a number of whom are likely to translate into online buyers, could do for your annual income compared to previous years.

Also, consider how beneficial your having already established a relationship with your foreign customers or clients via having their native language available on your site can tremendously benefit you should you attend business conventions or other business related functions in their countries.

At the very least, you will have an immediate advantage over your competition that has not taken the time to consider the greatly added value of installing language translation software on their websites and how it can benefit them dramatically.

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It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hard put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.

—Henry Ward Beecher





Answer to Bible trivia:

1 — knit
See 1 Samuel 18:1



Inspiration


"The Strongest Person I Know"
by Elisha in California, January 28, 2008

My mother Delia is a 64-year-old mother of six children and three grandchildren. She has three biological children and three children she raised through marriage that were actually the children of her brother-in-law, who passed away in 1968.

My mother has been through it all, but has survived and conquered. She was born with arthritis that later developed into rheumatoid arthritis, from which she has suffered from since the age of seventeen. Growing up there were times when she was in such pains that it would take hours for her to comb my cousin's and my hair.

My mother survived my father's physical, emotional, and verbal abusive behavior, which left her financially broke, uneducated, and left to raise six children. My mother worked day and night to put her self through school, which proved successful.

In June 2002, she graduated with her Master's Degree in Vocational Rehabilitation Counseling. My mother is the strongest woman that I know.

In March 1995, she was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has survived, and has been cancer free for eleven years through the grace of God.

In May 2003, she suffered a heart attack and was diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and within a year had to medically retire from her job as a Vocational Counselor with the State of California after twenty-seven years.

My mother is the strongest person I know, and she gives me the strength to know that there is nothing is to hard.




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