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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 5 — February 5, 2008
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What another beautiful day! It may be raining outside, but gratitude for the blessings we enjoy (at least for now) in this good ol' U.S.A. turns every ordinary day into a joyous experience.

Let us thank God for the freedoms we still enjoy, although they have been relegated to the realm of relativity, e.g., relative freedom of speech, relative freedom of the press, relative freedom of worship, relative freedom to keep and bear arms, etc.

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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
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One of the reasons the record for the most expensive racehorse hasn't been broken since might be the fact that Seattle Dancer only won twice out of the five races he ran, returning a measly $150,000 to the owners in prize money. When it was time to go where all great horses go after their racing career, the stud farm, Seattle Dancer was once again a big disappointment, unable to generate any further revenue! See Yvonne Hearn's offer above.

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Your self-confidence is directly connected to how much you feel you are making a difference in your world.

—Brian Tracy



A Healthier You


Now, if you've been following along with this mathematical lifestyle change series of adding and subtracting, today it's time to subtract again.

I know I refer a lot to Kevin Trudeau's publications, but there is good reason for that, in that the facts can be confirmed online in minutes, and today's recommendation is a case in point. In doing my research for this article tonight, perusing the book again made my blood boil. And if you still haven't gotten a copy to read for yourself, don't put it on a "to-do" list . . . you've procrastinated long enough . . . just do it today!

Subtract all non-organic chicken and beef from your regimen. The reason(s)?

Just a couple of excerpts from Kevin's research: "A Dutch additive supplier for the food industry and a German protein manufacturer were caught on video boasting that they had developed undetectable methods of adulterating chicken with waste from cows!"

And another: "Samples of non-organic chicken breasts were found to be only fifty-four percent chicken! The rest was in effect poisons and toxins, giving you disease."

And one on beef: "Beef used for hamburger patties at fast-food restaurants now contains enormous numbers of cattle which are being herded, fattened, slaughtered, and ground up together. This means meat from a single cow is not used in the hamburger patty; they are pooling bacteria from as many as a thousand different animals." (Think about that the next time you are tempted to wheel in to McDonald's or Burger King!)

Finally, non-organic meat and poultry, unless otherwise stated, contain growth hormones—which cause weight gain!




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Feature Article


Does the Very Idea of Hell Offend You?

Good!    It should!    Because it's an offensive place.

But that is putting it mildly, so if you mind being offended, just consider how much you will mind when you end up there!

Oh, you don't want to go there?   Great!   I don't either, and that is exactly why I serve our Lord and Savior, Jesus, the Christ.

But it was not always so. Why? Because I didn't know any better. I was an outspoken agnostic at best since the time I first began questioning things at the age of eight.

What triggered me to question the veracity of what was being forced upon me at such a tender age? The catechism of Catholicism. The question that I just could not get past was "How do we know that it (Christianity in the form of Catholicism) is so?" The answer proffered was "Because God said it is so."

Naturally, I asked my nun teacher "How do we know God said that?" She told me I'd have to ask the priest, which I subsequently did, and he told me that I'd just have to accept that on faith.

Faith?   Faith in what?   The guy who wrote the answer to the question?    I just could not swallow that, any more than I could conjure up any kind of belief that this wonderfully and marvelously made world and its contents eventually emerged from some prehistoric slime!

And so I lived in a sort of spiritual limbo from that day so long ago, a kind of female Paul, criticizing and ridiculing the Bible, until one fateful day in 1987 when a Christian friend asked me if I'd ever read the Bible. And, of course, having been brought up Catholic, I had not even been exposed to it.

Of course, we had had a big, fancy Catholic Bible that sat on the corner of our raised fireplace hearth for years, right next to the phone. I remember as a teenager talking on the phone and absently flipping the gold edged pages of it and remember that most of them were stuck together, because no one had ever read it!

Well, Steve asked me this question: "Don't you think it would be a good idea to read what you've been condemning most of your life?" He had me there!

So I bought an N.I.V. version that he told me would be easier to read than the standard King James. I began reading in Proverbs and Psalms and then in the gospel of John, and it got so that I couldn't wait to get home at night to delve deeper into it!   Wow!   What a treasure trove!

About that time Steve also introduced me to my (now) husband, who had grown up in a Bible-believing family (lucky him!). And very shortly we were sitting up into the wee hours studying the Book.

It was frustrating at first, because he had a hard time relating to someone at that level who was absolutely ignorant about the Bible. And it was frustrating on my end as well, because he talked over my head most of the time. But we finally got it together . . . but that gets into yet another story . . .

Anyway, it was a good life lesson for me not to pooh-pooh something I had only a cursory knowledge of. And when my mind and heart finally did open, I was blessed beyond measure, and it just keeps getting better and better each and every day.

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Today's Chuckle


Clever Dog

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"Woof!" barks the dog.

"Hmm," says the butcher. "What kind? Liver, bacon, steak . . . "

"Woof!" interrupts the dog.

"And how much steak? Half a kilo, one kilo . . . "

"Woof!" says the dog. The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog's purse.

As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow. The dog enters an apartment house, climbs to the third floor, and begins to scratch on the door. With that, the door swings open, and an angry man starts shouting at the dog.

"Stop!" yells the butcher. "What are you doing? That's the most clever animal I've ever seen!"

"Clever?" counters the man. "This is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys!"





The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind
him in other men the conviction to carry on.

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Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This was suggested by a loyal reader, Patricia in Spain:

The issue is "teeming" versus "teaming." Patricia saw this in an article by no other a respected source than Reuters! Something was said to be "teaming" with insects, when the correct usage would have been "teeming."

"Teaming," of course, refers to pairing or joining two or more entities together, while "teeming" means swarming or abounding with, as in "teeming with flies."

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A master in the art of living draws no sharp distinction between his work and his play; his labor and his leisure; his mind and his body; his education and his recreation. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence through whatever he is doing, and leaves others to determine whether he is working or playing. To himself, he always appears to be doing both.

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Guest Article



The Real Cost of Illegal Immigration

Lack of respect for the rule of law vastly increases the possibility of tragedy. That axiom was proven on a fateful day in October after one American family's tragic encounter with an immigrant who had made a mockery of the rule of law by coming to America illegally.

Because of that choice to evade the law, lives were shattered. In her own words, Mona Kilborn of Marshalltown, Iowa described the tragedy her family suffered in a letter in the editorial section of the Times-Republican. In her own words:

"Looking for a better life?" By Mona Kilborn

"Many of us have heard the often repeated phrase, "They are just looking for a better life," referring to the illegal aliens flooding into the U.S. That may be true for some—we don't know—but for some it is absolutely false. Case in point—our family's experience with an illegal alien.

"The date: October 7, 2007. Place: 18th Ave. and Anson St., Marshalltown. Event: An illegal alien with a fake driver's license ran two stop signs, crossed three lanes, and broadsided us at a high rate of speed and rolled our van over.

"My Mother . . . Dead. My husband . . . Broken back, broken hand, four broken ribs, many lacerations, including glass still embedded in his face. My Dad . . . Eight crushed ribs, abdominal injuries and surgery, dead spouse. Myself . . . Dead Mother, lacerations, broken ribs. Another passenger with us . . . lacerations.

"Now for the consequences. For the illegal alien driving—a stop sign violation. The fine—$0. Apparently, when one is looking for a better life there is no money for fines!

"For the owner of the vehicle allowing someone to drive without a license—fines and court costs totaling $182. Apparently, I.C.E. (Immigration Customs Enforcement) took the driver, and we assume she was deported.

"We have no closure, as we don't even know what happened to the woman who killed my mother. The court record states that she no longer requires supervised probation (for a prior charge), since she is out of the country. We do wonder if she is back in the U.S. with new fake papers. We probably will never know.

"When others have been deported, we hear wailing about families being separated. Our family was broken. In our case the illegal alien was into family disruption—our family. So we are left holding the bag—medically, emotionally, and financially.

"The consequences for our family have been somewhat higher! Already the medical costs are approaching a half million dollars. The amount of pain, both physical and emotional, is beyond description.

"Family and friends have to deal with the loss of my mother—a very vibrant and active woman. My Dad has lost his soulmate and now lives with us as he recovers. Dad spent two weeks at the University of Iowa and endured surgery, I.C.U., and unbelievable pain. My husband had surgery for his broken back, spent two weeks in the hospital and now, two months after surgery, is still working hard to recover.

"The lifelong implications are still unknown. I took a month off work and still provide care for my Dad and husband. As for the teen with us—who knows what the psychological consequences are? Plus the amount of paperwork for insurance is nearly a full-time job. Another hidden cost is the disability that my husband's employer pays while he can't work.

"So the next time you hear the phrase "they're just looking for a better life," you might just wonder at whose expense. We accessed the Iowa Court online public information. What a list of charges we found for the driver and the owner of the vehicle that hit us! There was a long list, including but not limited to, methamphetamine, O.W.I. twice, assault causing bodily injury, child endangerment—multiple charges, passing a stopped school bus, disorderly conduct, failure to have a valid license (to solve that she got a fake license), multiple charges for the owner of the vehicle, serious assault, no insurance, failure to have vehicle registration, etc.

"When illegal aliens break the law to get into the U.S., why should anyone be surprised when they continue to break laws? I do feel sorry for the families fleeing a totalitarian type of government. Our forefathers were there more than 200 years ago. Our answer was to throw off the yoke and make this country a good place to live. I suggest these illegal aliens use their energy to do the same in their home country.

"At this point many yell the word "racist." Not so. Our family understands how to legally bring someone to the U.S. We adopted four children from other countries. We followed all the rules—getting fingerprinted at the police station, filling out numerous documents, paying all fees—in other words, following the laws of the U.S.

"Our first international adoption was in 1974, and at that time all aliens had to report to the post office to show the alien registration card yearly. Of course, we did that as it was the law.

"We also fostered children from other countries who came to the U.S. for medical care. Paperwork was difficult, but again we did it. I can't imagine trying to sneak them into the U.S., even though some came for lifesaving open heart surgery. There is a process in place for coming to the U.S., whether it's for adoption, immigration or even a tourist visa.

"There were some good parts in the past few bleak months. The tremendous outpouring of love, support, and prayers from many friends and relatives was unbelievable.

"The local police have been fantastic—they are brilliant and caring. What a comfort Marshalltown Police Officer Rick Lang was at the Emergency Room. An off duty policeman (Officer Hanken) arrived soon after the accident and was a godsend to me as he took over attending to my Mom before the EMT's arrived. That let me help others injured in our van.

"The firefighters came with the "jaws of life." So many at M.M.S.C. and the University of Iowa Hospital were wonderful. After two weeks in the hospital, my husband needed medical equipment—walker, wheelchair, etc. We were so surprised that we could borrow the items from Hellberg's Jewelry Store—they store and check out the items for the American Legion Post #46.

"Friends brought food and offered to help in any way they could. Many put us on prayer chains. Ladies who didn't even know me handmade a prayer shawl. Our children appeared to do all Fall yard work, firewood for the winter, etc. Neighbors tended to our home while we were gone. The list goes on and on.

"As for the rest of the story, we continue to heal and grieve. We count our blessings for what we still have. As for the people responsible for our grief, you may wonder if they ever contacted us to express any sorrow. The answer is no. Perhaps they were busy 'looking for a better life.'"

The New American magazine plans to cover this very soon and is hoping to document how often this occurs, but even once is too many.

In the meantime, Congress has brought forward the S.A.V.E. Act of 2007 (H.R. 4088), which to us, is inadequate as a means for solving the illegal immigration crisis, and which includes some dangerous connections to the Real I.D. Act. Contact your elected officials today, and tell them we expect effective Congressional action to solve illegal immigration.

If you're interested in helping further, consider helping us raise awareness of the even bigger problem of which illegal immigration is just a part: the North American Union. Spread the word by downloading a free P.D.F. of our "Merger in the Making" issue of The New American magazine or donate to our million magazine fundraiser.

Thank you for your help.
The John Birch Society
Standing for Family and Freedom Since 1958

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Answer to Bible trivia:

2 — Pride is correct. See Proverbs 14:3



Inspiration


Did God Create Evil?

A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question.

"Did God create everything that exists?"

A student bravely replied, "Yes, He did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes, sir, he certainly did," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."

The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course, it exists. Have you never been cold?"

The other students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.

"Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat, and all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course, it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir; darkness does not exist either. Darkness is, in reality, the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color.

"You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is?

"You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally, the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily examples of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young man's name—Albert Einstein

The above was sent in by Joseph Handlon, a precious reader.




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