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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 30 — September 15, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Hi, folks. This issue we've brought back a feature that hasn't been seen for awhile ... Subscriber in the Spotlight. I hope more readers will take advantage of this and submit their own mini-bios for publication. Just use the guidelines in that section below.

Readers, I really hope you read this issue to the end, as there is much valuable information that you really need to be aware of. Enjoy! :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

Top Sponsor
Subscriber in the Spotlight
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera


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Subscriber in the Spotlight


The first subscriber to submit his or her personal profile sharing with the rest of us all about who he/she is, background, family, location, interests, hobbies, goals, dreams, etc., will be spotlighted right here next issue—and yes, an email and/or URL may be included!

Send to readernotes@elfexpressionsezine.com

This week's Subscriber in the Spotlight is William E. Petersen.

He writes: The famous actor who was Gil Grissom for nine years on the CBS TV show known so well as CSI is named William L. Petersen. Since most people do not include the middle initial, I know when most people search for William Petersen they are not looking for me. However, I am an author of a few websties and many different articles online, so if you searched long enough, you just might find something I have written.

I have been reading 'elf Expressions Ezine since at least 2005 and actually found an email from January 2006 where I consider Mary Wilkey as a friend, and I still do enjoy her friendship. While I have never met her face to face, we have been exchanging emails for almost five years.

I live in San Antonio, Texas with my wife and two children—one boy in kindergarden, one girl in second grade. Finally, no one is in daycare! Both go to public school, and after having no homework all summer, they are not happy doing homework every night. They are good kids, but they do keep my wife and me on our toes.

Personally, I have been building websites and experimenting with Internet marketing since the 1990s when I built my first website. Currently, my first true money-making venture on the Internet involves article marketing, using a wonderful service found at http://tinyurl.com/ldhktb. This service has made me more money than it has cost me, which is a first, and it had taught me how to generate money on the Internet.

One of my favorite quotes is "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime." I hope to one day make enough to quit my day job.





Wise men put their trust in
ideas and not in circumstances.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson



A Healthier You


[I just resurrected the following from my files; unfortunately, the source is missing, but it is well worth reading for everyone.]

My Mom had been taking the full-stalk canned style asparagus that she pureed—4 tablespoons in the morning—4 tablespoons later in the day. She did this for over a month. She is on chemo pills for Stage 3 lung cancer in the pleural area, and her cancer cell count went from 386 down to 125 as of this past week. Her oncologist said she does not need to see him for three months!

Several years ago, I had a man seeking asparagus for a friend who had cancer. He gave me a photocopied copy of an article, entitled "Asparagus for Cancer," printed in Cancer News Journal, December 1979. I will share it here, just as it was shared with me:

"I am a biochemist and have specialized in the relation of diet to health for over fifty years. Several years ago, I learned of the discovery of Richard R. Vensal, D.D.S. that asparagus might cure cancer. Since then, I have worked with him on his project. We have accumulated a number of favorable case histories. Here are a few examples:

"Case No. 1 — A man with an almost hopeless case of Hodgkin's disease (cancer of the lymph glands), who was completely incapacitated. Within one year of starting the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of strenuous exercise

"Case No. 2 — A successful 68-year-old businessman, who suffered from cancer of the bladder for sixteen years. After years of medical treatments, including radiation without improvement, he went on asparagus. Within three months, examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had disappeared and that his kidneys were normal.

"Case No. 3 — A man who had lung cancer. On March 5, 1971, he was put on the operating table where they found lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable. The surgeon sewed him up and declared his case hopeless. On April 5th he heard about the asparagus therapy and immediately started taking it. By August, x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared. He is back at his regular business routine.

"Case No 4 — A woman who was troubled for a number of years with skin cancer. She finally developed different skin cancers, which were diagnosed as advanced. Within three months after starting on asparagus, her skin specialist said that her skin looked fine and no more skin lesions. This woman reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her kidney disease, which started in 1949. She had over ten operations for kidney stones, and was receiving government disability payments for an inoperable, terminal kidney condition. She attributes the cure of this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.

"I was not surprised at these results, as 'The Elements of Materia Medica,' edited in 1854 by a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, stated that asparagus was used as a popular remedy for kidney stones. He even referred to experiments, in 1739, on the power of asparagus in dissolving stones. Note the dates!

"We would have other case histories, but the medical establishment has interfered with our obtaining some of the records. I am, therefore, appealing to readers to spread this good news and help us to gather a large number of case histories that will overwhelm the medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy.

"For the treatment, asparagus should be cooked before using, and therefore canned asparagus is just as good as fresh.

"I have corresponded with the two leading canners of asparagus, Giant and Stokely, and I am satisfied that these brands contain no pesticides or preservatives.

"Place the cooked asparagus in a blender, puree, and store in the refrigerator. Give the patient 4 full tablespoons twice daily, morning and evening. Patients usually show some improvement in from 2-4 weeks. It can be diluted with water and used as a cold or hot drink. This suggested dosage is based on present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do no harm and may be needed in some cases.

"As a biochemist, I am convinced of the old saying that "what cures can prevent." Based on this theory, my wife and I have been using asparagus puree as a beverage with our meals.

"We take 2 tablespoons diluted in water to suit our taste with breakfast and with dinner. I take mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold. For years we have made it a practice to have blood surveys taken as part of our regular check-ups.

"The last blood survey, taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the nutritional approach to health, showed substantial improvements in all categories over the last one, and we can attribute these improvements to nothing but the asparagus drink.

"As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all aspects of cancer, and all of the proposed cures. As a result, I am convinced that asparagus fits in better with the latest theories about cancer.

"Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called histones, which are believed to be active in controlling cell growth. For that reason, I believe asparagus can be said to contain a substance that I call cell growth normalizer. That accounts for its action on cancer and in acting as a general body tonic.

"In any event, regardless of theory, asparagus used as above is a harmless substance. The FDA cannot prevent you from using it, and it may do you much good. It has been reported by the U.S. National Cancer Institute, that asparagus is the highest tested food containing glutathione, which is considered one of the body's most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.

"Please spread this news ... the most unselfish act one can ever do is paying forward all the kindness one has received, even to the most undeserving person."





Freedom is not doing everything you want to.
Freedom is not having to do what you don't want to do.

—Joyce Meyer



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Flu Update:

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment;
for swine flu you need oinkment.



Feature Article


Wake Up, America: Forced Vaccinations, Quarantine Camps, Health Care Interrogations and Mandatory "Decontaminations" by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, NaturalNews Editor

[This is such vital information that I just had to put it in the feature slot today. There is not room to include the entire article, but you can read the whole enchilada at http://tinyurl.com/kl33cg. This has been cut down considerably.]

The United States of America is devolving into medical fascism, and Massachusetts is leading the way with the passage of a new bill, the "Pandemic Response Bill" 2028, reportedly just passed by the MA state Senate and now awaiting approval in the House. This bill suspends virtually all Constitutional rights of Massachusetts citizens and forces anyone "suspected" of being infected to submit to interrogations, "decontaminations" and vaccines.

It also sets fines up to $1,000 per day for anyone who refuses to submit to quarantines, vaccinations, decontamination efforts or to follow any other verbal order by virtually any state-licensed law enforcement or medical personnel. You can read the text yourself here: http://www.mass.gov/legis/bills/sen. And if they have removed it from the gov site, look at http://tinyurl.com/mjg28c. It has been cut down considerably.

The bill, in pertinent part, is a violation of the 4th Amendment of the U.S. (illegal search and seizure) and the 14th Amendment (illegal arrest without a warrant).

It also includes "Involuntary Transportation" (also known as legalized kidnapping of American citizens), $1,000/day fines or imprisonment for noncompliance, forced vaccinations, forced quarantine for those who refuse (illegal imprisonment without charge), arrest for refusal to be "decontaminated," interrogation, forced isolation and quarantine to resisters, forced entry into any home or building ...

There's a lot more in this bill, including language that allows the state police to enter any home or building without a search warrant, to destroy any object or building they suspect may pose a threat to public safety, to order the closing and/or decontamination of any facility using highly toxic chemical decontamination agents, and to arrest, detain, and interrogate anyone who gets in their way.

Meanwhile, all state law enforcement and medical personnel are granted complete immunity from prosecution for their part in violating your Constitutional rights. So if they violate your right to due process, or if they accidentally destroy your home, or if they kill your family dog, because they suspect it might be infected, you have absolutely zero recourse.

Under this bill, Massachusetts becomes a medical police state. There is no debating it. It's all written, clear as day, in this law: The citizens of Massachusetts will have no rights, period. The Constitution is ancient history. You are now the property of the State.

Kiss your freedoms goodbye. Massachusetts, it seems, has never met a vaccine it didn't like. This is the same state that rounded up the parents of schoolchildren who hadn't been vaccinated, then corralled them into a courtroom (with attack dogs standing guard outside), and forced vaccine injections into all the schoolchildren under the threat of jail time for parents who resisted.

Massachusetts, it seems, has done what terrorists could not: It has turned "free" Americans into medical slave subjects, who no longer have any freedom to decide the details of their own medical care. All options have been stripped from them but one: The Big Pharma option. That's the one that involves using untested, unproven, and potentially dangerous vaccines that could paralyze or even kill you—all to defend you against a virus that's so weak, almost anyone with decent levels of vitamin D and basic nutrition can resist the virus without incident.

But Massachusetts, as you'll see below, is just the beginning. It turns out that the whole nation could soon find itself under a similar forced vaccination policy ...

In 2006, former President George Bush signed into law the Public Readiness and Emergency Preparedness Act (PREP). It gives power to the Secretary of the U.S. government's Health and Human Services department (HHS) to declare any infectious disease a "national emergency" and, therefore, require mandatory vaccination of the entire population. Because of the existence of this PREP Act, the entire population of the USA is now but one pen stroke away from being subjected to mandatory swine flu vaccinations at gunpoint.

Those who resist such vaccines will be arrested and taken away for "isolation" in domestic prison camps. They can't just leave vaccine refusers free to live among the population, of course, because that would send the message that anyone can refuse the vaccines without consequence. So they'll arrest those who refuse the vaccine, labeling them "a threat to national security" (enemies of the state) and imprison them without trial, without charges, and without any legal representation whatsoever.

Meanwhile, all those who take part in enforcing these crimes against the American people will be granted complete immunity.

There are other laws already on the books that strip Americans of virtually all Constitutional rights in a "pandemic emergency" scenario. One such act is The Pandemic and All-Hazards Preparedness Act (S. 3678), which probably merits another article altogether.

Have no illusions: At the stroke of a pen, the Constitutional rights of all Americans will be immediately suspended. Mandatory vaccinations and "decontaminations" will kick in, and the mass arrest of resisters will begin. There will be no court, no trial, no jury, and no due process. Your actions will be dictated to you by a law enforcement officer or a health care worker, who has been granted complete immunity, so if you just happen to get kicked around a bit (or shot), there's really nothing you can do about it.

Some might argue these are necessary actions to save a nation from a deadly pandemic. And yet they forget that the pandemic has been intentionally allowed to worsen by censoring information about vitamin D and natural remedies that could stop it. Somebody at the top, in other words, wants this pandemic to get really bad, perhaps because it allows them to invoke precisely the draconian response I've outlined in this article. Seizing power in a Democracy cannot be accomplished by simply declaring war on the rights of the People. Rather, a situation must be engineered where the People are so desperate that they beg to be controlled. Releasing a pandemic into the wild is the perfect way to accomplish precisely that.

It might take until October or November before the vaccines are readily available in sufficient quantity to inject just half the U.S. population. But once that milestone is reached, a declaration of a pandemic emergency is imminent. Trust me on this point: They won't let all those hundreds of millions of vaccines sit around unused; they'll make sure they get injected into the People as soon as possible, because that's the only way to justify making more.

So the sequence of events we're likely to see here are:

#1 — Waiting on vaccine manufacturing to procure at least 150 million doses in the U.S. Probable timeframe = October.

#2 — Hyping up a few local swine flu breakouts in schools in order to justify step #3. Probable timeframe = November/December.

#3 — Declaring a full-blown national emergency and announcing mandatory vaccinations for everyone (to use up the vaccines that are now available). Probable timeframe = January/February/March.

#4 — If the disease continues to spread, this is when you'll see forced entry into homes and buildings, forced "decontamination" sprayings, widespread arrests, forced quarantine of resisters, Martial Law, and a complete crackdown on freedoms (especially in the inner cities). This will likely continue through the winter until Spring arrives, bringing the sunshine that will suppress the virus around the May 2010 timeframe.

All this is written in black ink. It's already part of the pandemic response plan. Body bags, FEMA camps and much more.

Two years ago, this was all the domain of conspiracy theory "wingnuts." Now it's state law. Now it's being openly discussed in security conferences and health care meetings. What will we do when the hospital beds are full? How will we accomplish the "involuntary transportation" of those who are infected? Are there enough zip-tie handcuffs to go around? How do we disarm and arrest citizens who refuse to be vaccinated? How do we prevent National Guard troops from becoming infected themselves?

These are the questions circulating now at high levels, all across the world. And the answers are always the same: Abandon freedoms. Strip the People of any rights. Dictate from the top down, and arrest anyone who gets in your way.

Welcome to the Land of the Free. I hope you are prepared for what looks to be coming, because this isn't America anymore, folks. This is Amerika, and the Constitutional rights you thought you had are about to be written right off the books.

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Familiarity with nature never breeds contempt. The more one learns, the more he expects surprises, and the more he becomes aware of the inscrutable.

—Archibald Rutledge



 

Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blank from Psalm 92: " But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an _______: I shall be anointed with fresh oil."

1 — unicorn
2 — buck
3 — antelope
4 — elk

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Today's Chuckle


Applying for a Job

A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you can handle it?"

"No problem," the applicant replied, "If they don't behave, out they go!"





God grades on the cross, not the curve.



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Get this one . . . about when to use sole or soul . . . no kidding!

"Sole" has several meanings. It is used to indicate singleness, e.g., that you were the only (sole) person in the room. Or it can mean the bottom of your shoe or foot. Or it can refer to a type of fish (as in "filet of sole").

[As an aside to this, many people spell "solely" and omit the second ell ("l"), which is wrong. It is "solely," not "soley."]

"Soul" usually refers to the invisible part of your being between your mind and spirit. Recently, it also has come to mean a type of food or music. "Soulful" expresses deep feeling.

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Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven,
it is the beating of a loving heart.

—Henry Ward Beecher



Guest Article



The following came to me in an email, and
I print it here for what it's worth ... you decide.

Guess checking with this source isn't gospel after all!

For the past few years http://www.snopes.com has positioned itself, or others have labeled it, as the "tell-all final word" on any comment, claim, and email. But for several years people tried to find out who exactly was behind snopes.com.

Only recently did Wikipedia get to the bottom of it—kinda makes you wonder what they were hiding. Well, finally we know. It is run by a husband and wife team—that's right, no big office of investigators and researchers, no team of lawyers. It's just a mom-and-pop operation that began as a hobby. David and Barbara Mikkelson in the San Fernando Valley of California started the website about thirteen years ago—and they have no formal background or experience in investigative research.

After a few years it gained popularity, with people believing it to be unbiased and neutral, but over the past couple of years people started asking questions like who was behind it and did they have a selfish motivation? The reason for the questions—or skepticisms—is a result of snopes.com claiming to have the bottom line facts to certain questions or issue, when in fact they have been proven wrong. Also, there were criticisms the Mikkelsons were not really investigating and getting to the "true" bottom of various issues.

A few months ago, when my State Farm agent, Bud Gregg, in Mandeville, hoisted a political sign referencing Barack Obama and made a big splash across the Internet, "supposedly" the Mikkelsons claim to have researched this issue before posting their findings on snopes.com. In their statement they claimed the corporate office of State Farm pressured Gregg into taking down the sign, when in fact nothing of the sort ever took place.

I personally contacted David Mikkelson (and he replied back to me), thinking he would want to get to the bottom of this, and I gave him Bud Gregg's contact phone numbers–and Bud was going to give him phone numbers to the big execs at State Farm in Illinois, who would have been willing to speak with him about it. He never called Bud. In fact, I learned from Bud Gregg that no one from snopes.com ever contacted anyone with State Farm. Yet, snopes.com issued a statement as the "final factual word" on the issue, as if they had done all their homework and gotten to the bottom of things—not!

Then it has been learned the Mikkelsons are very Democratic (party) and extremely liberal. As we all now know from this presidential election, liberals have a purposeful agenda to discredit anything that appears to be conservative. There has been much criticism lately over the Internet with people pointing out the Mikkelsons' liberalism revealing itself in their website findings. Gee, what a shock!

So, I say this now to everyone who goes to snopes.com to get what they think to be the bottom line facts ... "proceed with caution." Take what it says at face value and nothing more. Use it only to lead you to their references, where you can link to and read the sources for yourself. Plus, you can always Google a subject and do the research yourself. It now seems apparent that's all the Mikkelsons do. After all, I can personally vouch from my own experience for their "not" fully looking into things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snopes.com

I have found this to be true also! Many videos of Obama I tried to verify on Snopes, and they said they were false. Then they gave their liberal slant! I have suspected some problems with Snopes for some time now, but I have only caught them in half-truths. If there is any subjectivity, they do an immediate full left rudder. http://www.truthorfiction.com is a better source for verification, in my opinion.

I have recently discovered that snopes.com is owned by a flaming liberal, and this man is in the tank for Obama. There are many things they have listed on their site as a hoax, and yet you can go to Youtube yourself and find the video of Obama actually saying these things. So you see, you cannot and should not trust snopes.com ever for anything that remotely resembles truth! I don't even trust them to tell me if email chains are hoaxes anymore.

A few conservative speakers on Myspace told me about snopes.com a few months ago, and I took it upon myself to do a little research to find out if it was true. Well, I found out for myself that it is true. Anyway just FYI, please don't use snopes.com anymore for fact checking, and make your friends aware of their political leanings as well. Many people still think snopes..com is neutral, and they can be trusted as factual. We need to make sure everyone is aware that that is a hoax in itself.

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Answer to Bible trivia:

1 — unicorn is correct.
See Psalm 92:10



Inspiration


God vs. Science

"Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. "Here"s one for you. Let's say there"s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er ... yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn"t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer.

Suddenly, the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student"s voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I"ve never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus, or smelled your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I"m afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn"t exist ... What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold, too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.

"You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called "cold". We can hit down to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units, because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn"t darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly, you have nothing, and it's called darkness, isn't it? That"s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor"s face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death—a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never been seen, much less fully understood. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man"s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The student was Albert Einstein. He wrote a book titled "God vs. Science" in 1921.




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