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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 38 — December 29, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone ... hope you all had the happiest of Christmases ... we sure did!

This is the last issue of 2009 ... can hardly believe that next issue will start our tenth year of publishing! Thanks to all those of you who have been with me all of those years, and a hearty welcome to all newcomers, and I hope and pray that you will be with me until this project comes to an end, whenever that may be.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this issue. :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



Contents:

A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
Guest Article
Inspiration
Etcetera




Against the force of laughter, nothing can stand.

—Mark Twain



A Healthier You


Reduce Risks of Vision Loss to
Macular Degeneration Easily and Simply

Be sure you are doing these things, according to Dr. Julian Whitaker:

1 — At least 500 mg Vitamin C, 400 IU Vitamin E, 25,000 IU Beta Carotene, 80 mg zinc, and 2 mg copper daily.

2 — 3 mg melatonin at bedtime protects against free radicals ... and helps you fall asleep as a bonus.

3 — Add as many leafy greens as possible into your daily diet. We're talking raw spinach, kale, collards, lettuce, etc.

4 — 3 servings a week of oily fish ... or just do as I do and take 2-6 tablespoons of cod liver oil a day. Now, before you say "yuck," get the kind from Twin Labs that is flavored with mint, and you'll actually enjoy taking it!

5 — Eat other veggies and beans as often as possible. Of course, adding enough of all these good things to your diet very naturally will eliminate the bad stuff, such as high sugars and starches.

6 — Breathe deeply several times a day ... we're talking "belly breaths" here ... and that will bring more oxygen into your body, which also helps with other issues as well.

7 — Other supplements that will help include taurine, selenium, lutein (15 mg daily), and zeaxanthin (600 mcg daily), and bilberry.





Good without God leaves O!



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Feature Article


If I absolutely knew that I could not fail,
what would my goal and commitment be?

A good question to be asking yourself at the start of a new year, huh? Here are some other things to ponder:

First, if God be for me, who can be against me?

Second, with God, all things are possible!

Third, if I ask rightly, in faith, believing, and not amiss, I have that for which I ask, instantly!

Fourth, to actualize, I must visualize!

Fifth, I must bring all my physical senses to bear in prayer, that is, I must be passionate and experience the feelings of possession! (The effective fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much. James 5:16)

Sixth, I must ACT as if I already possess ("Behold, I have begun to give Sihon and his land before thee: begin to possess, that thou may inherit his land." Deut. 2:31 "Begin to possess it." Deut. 2:24)

So now, knowing I cannot fail, here is my goal:
(You fill in the blank!)

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The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.

—Linus Pauling



 

Test Your Bible Knowledge

Fill in the blanks: "It is good for a ____ that he bear the ____ in his youth."

1 — father, child
2 — priest, sins
3 — son, sorrow
4 — man, yoke

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

—Ernestine Ulmer



Today's Chuckle


Jesus Knows

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, snapped his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."





The 7 Ages of Man:
Spills — Drills — Thrills — Bills — Ills — Pills — Wills



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

This is a very short lesson, but one much needed, as I see this error more and more all the time:

People do not seem to know that "might've," "must've," "could've," "should've," "would've," etc. are the correct contracted usages of "might have," "must have," "could have," "should have," "would have," and so forth.

There is no such thing as "might of," "must of," "could of," "should of," "would of," etc. NO!

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What you are will show in what you do.

—Thomas A. Edison



Guest Article



Taken from the NOBULL Newsletter

There is an interesting theory that may have some validity. I must admit that what I am seeing on the tele in the political arena is a total mystery to me

So, who's really running the show?

I have been having a nagging intuition lately that something is not quite right about Barack Obama. I am not suggesting there is something wrong with the man, per se. Nor am I talking about the crazy, even dangerous, policies coming out of the White House. No, lately I have been wondering if Barack Obama is, in fact, the person who is actually functioning as President of the United States.

I mean, there's no doubt that he fills the position of POTUS, but is he really the one in command? The man actually seems lost at times. He seems to be reacting to ideas about which he does not really have a clue. He has left the writing of this health care bill to Nancy Pelosi's House of Representatives and she, in turn, has farmed the writing out to several fairly radical community action groups. When questioned about health care, he seems not to know or understand the details and even with his silver-tongue seems unable to demonstrate any leadership on the issue.

With respect to Afghanistan and the rest of our foreign policy, he seems equally lost. Especially when it comes to dealing with other world leaders. He makes beautiful speeches but seems to be unable to cut deals which benefit our nation. He seems to be acting as a pawn of much more clever world leaders.

The more I watch the man, the more I see a person who appears to be the "face" of some other entity or group. He seems like a "front man." And it is becoming clear that his strings are being pulled by someone else. He does not appear to be the man in command of the ship of state. At least, he is not in the driver's seat.

You might recall that people said about Bush that he was a front man for the neo-cons and that it was really Dick Cheney who was running the show. It turns out that Dick Cheney was not as influential in Bush's second term as many thought, but perhaps it is true that the neo-cons, whoever they may be, were pulling some of Bush's strings.

On the other hand, with Obama, it does not appear that there is anyone who is visible to us, the people or the media, who is pulling the strings. If they are there, they are not in elected positions as Cheney was. They are better hidden than that.

We know that he has been, and remains, surrounded by life-long radicals, professed communists, and anti-capitalists, some of whom he has even appointed as czars in his administration. Thirty-six czars, to date. But is it Obama who is picking the czars, or is it the czars who are running the show and propping up Obama as their front man?

I know all this may sound crazy, but really, when you look at the man without the idolatry and media worship, does he really look like he knows what he is doing? Does he seem to have a direction? Firm convictions? Something he deeply believes in? The more he talks now, the more his words seem empty of content. Platitudes about America and the American people which, when he says them, simply do not ring true. They are words being mouthed but not believed by him.

Okay, so maybe he is really clever, is firmly moving the ship to the left while mouthing the words of a centrist, but I don't think so. What I used to think was that he was a really slick conman, who was making us watch his left hand while he was manipulating us with his right. But, now I don't think that so much. I think the man is more plastic than real.

Now I begin to see him as the "Great and Powerful Oz": a fearsome presence who is being manipulated by men behind the curtain. And while Obama does not have strong convictions, the men behind the curtain do. And they are moving this country down a dangerous path. All the while, we are being distracted by Obama and what he says and does.

Okay, maybe I am simply a mildly paranoid conspiracy theorist. Why, you might ask, have Obama up there? Why not have one of the actual people behind the curtain run for President?

Well, being a paranoid conspiracy theorist, I can come up with an answer to that question. Those other people behind the curtain have backgrounds that are so radical that they would never have made it past the first few days of a campaign. Additionally, they are life-long community organizers, and they know what kind of face can be effective if you wish to radically change the nation.

First, you need a black man to gain the support of the vast black minority. Second, you need a pale skinned black man so as not to be too much of a threat to white Americans. For the same reasons, you need a mixed race man who allies himself with the poor and down-trodden. And you need someone who speaks well enough to co-opt the language of the right and appear to be a uniter, not a divider. Someone who sees, or at least can articulate, both sides of an issue.

This is the kind of man you would pick to be your front man so that while you move things drastically and dramatically left, the vast majority of Americans will not believe that was the intention of the moderate appearing front man.

Yes, Obama was a community organizer. Yes, he could be clever enough to have all this be his idea. But he really wasn't a community organizer for that long. And when he was, he didn't do anything truly radical. It was more a time during which he was being trained than a time when he was driven by a personal sense of commitment to anything in particular.

There are people who are now in his government who have been community organizers and radical left wing activists for 20-30 years. These people have deeply ingrained commitments to changing the system and have been actively trying to do so for all that time. Obama is not one of them.

In my view, Obama has been trained and used as a puppet by others for a long time. His successes seem to have come too easily, as if they have been orchestrated. His life appears to have been pre-planned. I mean, Harvard Law Review without publishing a single paper of note. That is unusual. A community organizer for a short time, a State legislator for a few years, a freshman U.S. Senator, a convention key-note speaker, and then POTUS. How does that happen? A person with zero governmental administrative experience is running the entire government of the United States.

How do 1,100 page documents get developed and put out in such short order? Who is writing all these proposals? Does it not seem that something is just not quite right here? Forget about the specifics of the policies for the moment. Have you seen this level of activity in the first few months of any other administration in your lifetime? Does Obama seem like the kind of person that could manage this level of activity in so short a time? Too much does not make sense here.

So, slowly but surely, I am becoming convinced that it is not Barack Obama who is running the show. The White House has been captured by a group of people who are using Barack Obama as their front man. He is nothing but an articulate but empty suit. We have to start looking behind the curtains to find out who is really controlling the "great and powerful Obama."

So ... it really "IS" something to think about...

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Try not to become a person of success,
but rather try to become a person of value.

—Albert Einstein





Answer to Bible trivia:

4 — man, yoke
See Lamentations 3:27





Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

—Theodore Roosevelt



Inspiration


Could You?
by Rhonda Hamill

Could you love someone with all of your heart?

Would you love them despite all of their flaws?

Could you love that someone no matter what they did?

To you?

Or others?

Would you do everything you could to fix their problems and take away their hurts?

If they hurt you deeply, could you still love them and want them to be a part of your life?

What if they treated you like you didn't exist? Except when they needed something from you.

What if they totally ignored you? Except to blame you for the bad day they were having.

What if they made fun of you in front of all of their friends?

What if every time you tried to talk to them and help them they turned their back on you and walked away?

What if they did everything that you dissapproved of, knowing that you didn't approve of it?

Could you still love someone like that?

Would you risk your life for someone like that?

Would you die a painful death for someone whose love is not returned?

Jesus did.

Why?

BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU THAT MUCH!




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