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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 8 — Issue 33 — August 26, 2008
Published every Tuesday


Hi, everyone . . . and before I forget, there will be no issue this coming week. Any ads scheduled will be carried over to the next issue on September 9.

But in this issue is some very interesting reading. Catch the other angel story in the Feature Article spot. (Don't you just love these?) And don't miss the Politically Incorrect story . . . hooray for Montana mentality! And the Guest Article is about sharing your faith at work (also politically incorrect, but Whitney Hopler tells how to get around that!).

Hope you enjoy the entire issue, and I'll be back with you on September 9. Meanwhile, enjoy your Labor Day weekend. :-)


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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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Politically Incorrect
Guest Article
Inspiration
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A Healthier You


This will be the last in our series of additions and subtractions to our lifestyle changes that we have been featuring over the past months.

And I'm taking this directly from "Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You to Know About" by Kevin Trudeau. He says it better than I ever could, and this is something not usually discussed, so I think it's important for you to know.

"Spices. This is the other great fraud that the food industry is perpetrating on the American public. Spices sound wonderful and healthy, but they are not. The food industry has lobbied Congress to pass legislation allowing chemicals to be called spices. [Publisher's note: And they have succeeded!] They are not spices. They are man-made, deadly chemicals, but legally [now] they can be called spices.

"When you ask what spices they use, they won't tell you. If it was just organic, all-natural spices, why are they afraid to tell you the two or three different spices they are using?

"The reason is, they are not using two or three real spices that you may be familiar with. They are using hundreds of chemicals and putting it in the food, but on the label they only have to use the word 'spices.'

"So imagine you buy a can of some product and it says 'spices' on there. You think they may have put in some basil, some salt, some pepper, some oregano, or something like that.

"But in fact they have probably put in one or two hundred different man-made chemicals that have been researched diligently in the secret chemical laboratories that the food industry uses to make this food taste like something, and have other desired benefits for the food company.

"If they don't list individual spices, but just use the generic term 'spices,' stay away. Also, monosodium glutamate can now be classified as a spice." [emphasis added]





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Feature Article


"My Brother, My Angel"
by Jan Emo
[This is the other angel story I received a couple of weeks ago.]

On our way home from the laundromat my truck stalled leaving me and my young son stranded. The cars behind us were honking, people were staring and driving around us. I kept trying to start the truck, but it wasn't going anywhere. I kept looking around at all the traffic, when suddenly a man just appeared right next to the driver's side door. Since I was steadily looking around, I was caught off guard, because I didn't see him walking towards me—he was just there.

I let him get in the driver's seat {which is something I would never have done}; he started it right up. I asked him where he was parked, and he said at the corner store, which we drove by the store, and the lot was empty. He turned down the street I lived off and pulled over. Now on this road there is nothing but flat open fields on both sides of the road. He got out and told me not to stop until I got home. I asked him his name—it was Dennis.

Well, I pulled out back into the road and stuck my head out the driver's side window to tell him "Thank you" again, but he was gone. I don't know where he went, but if he was walking I would have seen him. He was just gone. There's no way he could have gotten very far in less than one minute, I would have seen him, at least in the rear view mirror. It was a straight road all the way to our house. He just disappeared.

My little brother's name is Dennis, and he had died a few years earlier in an auto wreck the day after he turned twenty-five.

True story.

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Today's Chuckle


Appearances Deceiving?

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."





Strange fact: You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider.



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Here's another instance of misusage that piques my dander!

"Peak" is usually a noun and refers to something pointed, as a beard, or a mountain summit, or a point of greatest development, value, height, or intensity.

"Peak" also can be a verb, as when referring to a given thing reaching its "peak," or highest point, we say that it is "peaking" or "peaked," as in the case of whipped cream.

Another use of "peak" is to refer to someone who looks pale and sickly as "peaked."

And "peak" can also be an adjective, as when we say that something has reached its "peak," or its highest point.

"Peek" can be a noun or a verb. As a verb, it means to glance at quickly or furtively, and as a noun, it is used as in to sneak a "peek" at something. You can usually keep "peak" and "peek" straight by remembering that "peek" can be used interchangeable with "peep" in most cases.

"Pique" can be a noun or a verb again. As a noun, it refers to resentment at wounded pride. As a verb, it refers to causing feelings of vexation, resentment, arousal, or provocation. An example would be that "it was an event that 'piqued' my curiosity."

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Politically Incorrect


Shotgun Pre-teen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders:
Butte, Montana — November 5, 2007

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana, and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor, only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street, where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he had taken from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news . . . an 11-year-old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself . . . against two murderous, illegal immigrants
. . . and she wins—she is still alive.

Now that is gun control!

Thought for the day: Calling an llegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."





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Guest Article



Share Your Faith at Work
by Whitney Hopler

Like many other people, you might spend most of your waking hours at work. And you've likely built ongoing relationships with your coworkers, customers, and others in your organization. But the prospect of sharing your faith there could seem daunting. After all, the wrong approach to evangelism could land you in trouble in the workplace.

Yet all around you at work, people are looking for spiritual answers. And it's no accident that God has placed you in your particular job, alongside them. God wants you to share your faith at work as He gives you opportunities, and He will help you do it.

Here are some ways you can naturally and effectively share your faith with people you interact with at work:

Strive to live out your faith in every part of your life, so it becomes an integral part of every ordinary encounter you have with people. Remember that this is how the first Christians lived. It was natural for them to share their faith with people in their marketplaces and other places of work.

Realize that the simple can be profound. Know that simple activities such as listening compassionately to a customer or sharing lunch with a colleague can be powerful ways to plant seeds of faith in their lives. Understand that God uses everything, no matter how insignificant it may seem to you.

View evangelism as a process, rather than an event. Realize that people make many small, incremental decisions about spirituality that can ultimately lead them to faith in Christ. Know that each step in the process is important.

Forget formulas. Understand that there is no "one-size-fits-all" formula for evangelism, but that each person requires a different approach that's based on his or her unique situation.

Work to please your ultimate boss. If you want people to pay attention to your faith, first pay attention to your work. No matter what your work circumstances, give your best to your job, knowing that God is your ultimate boss. Seek to honor God and empower other people. Value an eternal reward more than your paycheck. Let your work performance always be excellent. Discover, develop, and use your God-given talents in your work.

Don't discriminate between sacred and secular jobs. Realize that God can use you just as powerfully in a secular job as He can in a formal ministry position. Know that if God has placed you in your current job, it is part of your intended ministry in the world.

Show, don't just tell. Pray that God will help you reflect some of His character in your life, so others can get a glimpse of Him by interacting with you. Let people know there's something different about you without even having to tell them why. Strive to live a life that's filled with the fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

Treat other people with consideration. Realize that people won't care how much you know until they know how much you care. Consistently show your caring by avoiding gossip, pursuing honesty in all situations, and genuinely listening to others' concerns. Practice common courtesies on a regular basis.

Never force discussions about faith. Doing so does more harm than good. Keep in mind that mentioning faith is only appropriate when it arises naturally out of your relationships at work, when it naturally fits into the topic of conversation, or when someone asks you about your faith.

Don't try to do God's job. Don't try to take on the burden of convicting people of spiritual truths. Realize that only the Holy Spirit can transform someone's heart. Instead, seek simply to show others how God has made a difference in your life and can make a difference in theirs.

Use "faith flags." When natural opportunities arise, give people "faith flags" —brief statements that identify you as someone who is serious about faith. This could involve briefly mentioning prayer, the Bible, or God as they naturally relate to a particular topic. Be sure not to mention a particular church or denomination, as that might raise a barrier for the person listening. And avoid pointing to your faith as a reason for not doing something, so you don't bolster the mistaken idea among some non-Christians that Christianity is just a set of rules.

Share "faith stories." When someone at work expresses a need in their life and you sense a natural opportunity, ask if you can share a story from your own life that tells how God helped you with a similar need. You can also share a faith story about any other way God has worked in your life at a specific time in a specific way, as long as it relates well to the other person's situation.

In your stories, use conversational language, don't preach, avoid using too many specific details (so people can more easily relate to what you say), include human interest or a humorous touch, use word pictures, illustrate the basics of the gospel, and explain how God is meeting your deepest inner needs.

Don't overload people. Stop discussing faith when you sense that they aren't interested in going further for now. Be patient, giving them the time and space they need to think about what you've said so far. Seek to stimulate their curiosity to know more whenever they're ready.

Don't be afraid to show your own flaws. Too many Christians try to seem perfect, only to come across as arrogant and phony. Remember that non-Christians will be attracted not by your victories, but by God's grace. Know that they need to see not just who you are today, but where you've come from.

Avoid Christian jargon. Keep in mind that many people are biblically illiterate today. Explain things in words that non-Christians can understand.

Build strategic alliances. Network with others to share your faith. Pray for people together, encourage each other, and refer seekers to each other for specific needs they have.

Invite people from work to share non-work activities with you. Make time in your schedule to spend with non-Christians as well as Christians, remembering that doing so was important to Jesus Himself. Pursue common interests with people from work—from playing on a sports team together to seeing a movie you both want to see. Let common needs draw you together, such as by forming a carpool. Share your common gifts and talents; for instance, weekend musicians could start a band together. Connect with each other through your common concerns, such as parenting.

Deal with sinful behavior gracefully. When you encounter offensive behavior in non-Christian friends, don't be shocked. Remember that all people sin, yet God still loves them and will help them overcome sin. Trust the Holy Spirit to convince the person that his or her behavior is wrong; don't lecture them about it, but pray for them. If your friend asks you to participate in an activity you know is wrong, decline gracefully without giving an explanation - or with as little explanation as possible. Then offer an acceptable alternative.

Ask people questions. Allow people to discover the truth for themselves by stimulating their thinking through questions, which is much more powerful than having them simply listen to your thoughts.

Don't react negatively to objections. Realize that expressing doubt is actually a good thing because it means that someone is genuinely thinking about an issue. Expect emotions such as anger and hostility to surface during an exploration of faith as people wrestle with the most important issues in life. Don't take objections personally as people go through this process. Express your disagreements with respect, affirming the value of the people with whom you speak and leaving the door open for further discussions.

If God gives you an open door to present the gospel message in full to someone, help that person answer seven questions. The questions are: "Who is God?," "Who are We?," "Who is Jesus?," "What Did Jesus Do?," "What Can We Not Do?," "What Do We Have to Do?," and "What Does God Promise to Those Who Believe?." Practice your presentation with a trusted friend and get that friend's feedback before delivering the actual presentation.

Don't discount the beliefs or experiences of others. Show respect for them. Simply ask people to evaluate how their current belief system is working in their lives.

If you don't know the answer to a particular question, admit it, and offer to do research with the person who asks you. Be humble, and look to the Bible directly whenever you can.

Pray! Pray that God will help you share your faith effectively, pray for other people's needs, and pray with others as well. Know that your prayers have great power.

After people receive salvation, help them grow in their faith. Help them worship God, study the Bible, serve others, plug into a community of faith, and share their faith with others just as you have.

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Inspiration


Deciding How to Live

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for a software company, writing error messages.

Those beautiful dreams we have for the rest of our lives too often don't materialize. And, again too often, we look back dissatisfied with the direction we took or the place we finally reached.

Frederick Buechner, in his book, "The Hungering Dark" (New York: Seabury Press, 1968), talks about looking back at high school yearbooks. He plays a sad game, remembering what all his classmates hoped and dreamed of becoming.

"In my class, as in any class, at any school," he says, "there were students who had a real flair, a real talent, for something. Maybe it was for writing or acting or sports. Maybe it was an interest and a joy in working with people. Sometimes it was just their capacity for being so alive that made you more alive to be with them. Yet now, a good many years later, I have the feeling that more than just a few of them are spending their lives at work in which none of these gifts is being used. This is the sadness of the game . . ."

Matt Lamb could have been one of those people. Until 1987, Matt owned and ran his own funeral home in Chicago. But that year a doctor told Matt that he had a fatal disease. So he closed the funeral home and pursued his true passion—painting.

Soon Matt's art drew national attention. He became quite successful. Only after Matt had found success in his dream career did doctors discover that they had misdiagnosed him. He wasn't going to die after all.

A misdiagnosis may have saved him from a life of meaninglessness. Not that owning one's own small business is in any way unworthy, but it simply was not Matt's true passion. In his heart, he wanted to paint, and he would never be truly happy until he pursued that dream, wherever it finally led him.

What does it take to move us to follow our passions? Must we face a crisis before we step off the safe, known path onto the unknown trail of adventure we've dreamed of following all our lives?

Singer Joan Baez reminds us: "You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live."

That decision is too important to put off another day.
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